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#402 Feb 27 2013 at 12:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm just lying here in my own Cheetoes thrashing out at random.

Smiley: rolleyes

Begs the question of who else's Cheetos you'd expect him to be lying in.

Jill Stein's if I had to wager.
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I imagine Palpitus in a Big Rock Candy Mountain-like paradise, cheerfully splashing about in a lake made of cheese puffs.

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Cheetos need better regulation. think of the children
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Jophiel wrote:
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He creates quality mental images though...
Palpitus1 wrote:
I'm just lying here in my own Cheetoes thrashing out at random.

Smiley: rolleyes

Begs the question of who else's Cheetos you'd expect him to be lying in.
The Gub'mint's Cheetos of course.
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#407 Feb 27 2013 at 4:00 PM Rating: Default
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Access to affordable health care is a basic human rights issue that is adversely affecting far more of our population than inter/national intelligence procedures - no?


At the risk of even stepping my little toe into this, er... discussion: No, it's not. It's neither a basic human right nor an issue adversely affecting far more of our population than pretty much anything else the government could or should be doing. Except for very strange definitions of "human rights" and "adversely affecting" that is.
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#408 Feb 28 2013 at 1:23 AM Rating: Good
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#409 Feb 28 2013 at 2:54 AM Rating: Default
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I imagine Palpitus in a Big Rock Candy Mountain-like paradise, cheerfully splashing about in a lake made of cheese puffs.



I eat enough cheese doodles to get my fingers covered, then lick them off and wait a bit for the next round.

Speaking of Big Rock Candy Mountain: The greatest commercial ever, featuring Darius Rucker from Hootie and the Blowfish doing his own sexually provocative version of it, also featuring Vida Guerra's giant ass, an asian chick, Cowboys cheerleaders, and semen-like exploding milk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUyzLvuhbps

And for those who don't know, since Hootie, Rucker has become the biggest black country music artist since Charley Pride.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etr7UtnUflM

ETA after awhile: Brad Paisley suprising Rucker with an invitation to be a member of the grand ole opry. Very sweet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGuK9f0Tz7g

Edited, Mar 5th 2013 5:12am by Palpitus1
#410 Feb 28 2013 at 3:19 AM Rating: Good
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How would you rate your respect for natural law?
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How would you rate your respect for natural law?


Are you asking me? I respect natural law as much or little as I rate any other arbitrarily axiomatic moral philosophy.

I don't subscribe to it or believe in it personally; so it isn't relevant for my own morals and beliefs.
#412 Feb 28 2013 at 7:40 AM Rating: Good
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How would you rate your respect for natural law?


Are you asking me? I respect natural law as much or little as I rate any other arbitrarily axiomatic moral philosophy.

I don't subscribe to it or believe in it personally; so it isn't relevant for my own morals and beliefs.

Weirdly worded question.

Following a wild and crazy night of cannibalism and Cuervo, will you still respect natural law in the morning?
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At the risk of even stepping my little toe into this, er... discussion: No, it's not. It's neither a basic human right nor an issue adversely affecting far more of our population than pretty much anything else the government could or should be doing. Except for very strange definitions of "human rights" and "adversely affecting" that is.

Sure. Also:

Climate change doesn't exist.
Government spending is wasteful and can't ever create jobs EXCEPT for defense spending which has magicked us every relevant technology of the last 30,000 years.
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Oversampling.
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At the risk of even stepping my little toe into this, er... discussion: No, it's not. It's neither a basic human right nor an issue adversely affecting far more of our population than pretty much anything else the government could or should be doing. Except for very strange definitions of "human rights" and "adversely affecting" that is.

Sure. Also:

Climate change doesn't exist.
Government spending is wasteful and can't ever create jobs EXCEPT for defense spending which has magicked us every relevant technology of the last 30,000 years.
**** marriage should be illegal, but not because Gbaji hates gays, because it's a tax and revenue issue.
Romney would have won if only Sandy hadn't prevented him from winning New York.
It's a huge advantage to be black in modern America.
Abstinence education prevents teen sex.

Don't forget gun-voting.
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You never know with wizards.


You know what they say about wizards...
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Personally, I love this new guy. He's ace, and possibly wizard. Possibly a wizard.

You never know with wizards.


You know what they say about wizards...

They can't spell?
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#419 Feb 28 2013 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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Are you asking me? I respect natural law as much or little as I rate any other arbitrarily axiomatic moral philosophy.

I don't subscribe to it or believe in it personally; so it isn't relevant for my own morals and beliefs.


Right, that's what I thought. It'd make it hard to justify the horrific thaumaturgic experiments, I expect.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.
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#420 Mar 01 2013 at 12:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Right, that's what I thought. It'd make it hard to justify the horrific thaumaturgic experiments, I expect.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.


I shall trepan the **** out of your skull. Your four humours from it will give me power to turn iron into gold. I'm Sylar in Heroes villiany level. You Shall Not Pass.
#421 Mar 01 2013 at 12:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Elinda wrote:
Following a wild and crazy night of cannibalism and Cuervo, will you still respect natural law in the morning?


No. At that point I'd be a hedonist, like that robot on Futurama. But I'll respect the limited memories I have of that night. Except for cannibalism (wtf!). (Or if I did that, hey now, nice tasty meat and I shall hide the body well!)

And except for Cuervo--what is that, tequila? Rum? Or some Dos Equis Mexican thang? I'm not down with that. My drink is King Cobra 40s. Malt liquor > natural law. I wonder if Plato ever opined drink vs. philosophy. Human condition vs. human ideal. Mind vs. body.
#422gbaji, Posted: Mar 01 2013 at 8:18 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) That's where you should have stopped btw.
#423 Mar 02 2013 at 11:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's where you should have stopped btw.

Oddly that's how we all feel right before you hit the "submit post" button.

Edited, Mar 2nd 2013 12:01pm by Smasharoo
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At the risk of even stepping my little toe into this, er... discussion: No, it's not. It's neither a basic human right nor an issue adversely affecting far more of our population than pretty much anything else the government could or should be doing. Except for very strange definitions of "human rights" and "adversely affecting" that is.

Sure.


That's where you should have stopped btw.


SO SAYS YOU!!!!!
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Most people who even remotely understand the language would see a post that just says "sure" and not see it as "He must agree with the quoted section!"
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Most people who even remotely understand the language would see a post that just says "sure" and not see it as "He must agree with the quoted section!"
Sure.
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#427 Dec 01 2013 at 5:54 AM Rating: Default
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Yep. Still sucks. Now with More Illegal Spying!

Obama may actually still be a great boon for race and political equality. He demonstrates that not only white men can suck, so can black men. And not only Republicans but also Democrats can suck via warmongering and ignoring the Constitution*. So they are equal. Hillary is next to add women for continuing to suck, murder and incarcerate innocents, achieve very little, repeatedly lie, etc.

*Of course, Lincoln, FDR, JFK, etc. should've already demonstrated that Democrats/liberals can suck re: Constution/warmongering/Japanese concentration camps/couping/Imperialism/etc. But current liberals seem to think liberal Presidents have an actual history of morality superior to conservative Presidents. Stupid idea.

Just look at the recent lauding of JFK, a worthless President. LBJ literally achieved 30 times the civil rights and progressive agenda JFK feigned to. GOD. If in sixty years I have to listen to endless documentaries on Obama as I did on JFK, as if either were any other than the lowest percentile of Presidents, just kill me.

As a progressive socialist liberal, thank you Lee Harvey.
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*Of course, Lincoln, FDR, JFK, etc. should've already demonstrated that Democrats/liberals can suck



A: Lincoln was a Republican/Moderate

B: You were not missed
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just kill me.
I would but that's illegal, you'll just have to settle for suicide.
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#430 Dec 01 2013 at 10:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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just kill me.
I would but that's illegal, you'll just have to settle for suicide.
Would probably help if he's jealous of JFK and all. I mean dying tragically is a boost to one's legacy.
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Palpitus1 wrote:
If in sixty years I have to listen to endless documentaries on Obama as I did on JFK, as if either were any other than the lowest percentile of Presidents, just kill me.

Well it depends on if he sucks bad enough that someone manages to kill him.
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Is there a certification board or something to determine if someone officially sucks?
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#435 Dec 02 2013 at 9:39 AM Rating: Good
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I'm thinking Obama officially sucks right about now.

This website deal is really cheesy. I'm all for the ACA, but if they were going to launch it as 'website' versus implementing it in more traditional means, you'd have thought they'd not **** it up so badly.

Now they're making claims the site is 'fixed' at 90% usability. So only one out of ten visits to the website won't work. Yippee. Smiley: rolleyes

If any websites, games etc failed to work 10% of the time for me, i'd not be using the product. That's a pretty big failure rate.
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If any websites, games etc failed to work 10% of the time for me, i'd not be using the product. That's a pretty big failure rate.

Electronic Arts stays in business though!

Nah, you're right. The ACA rollout was a debacle.
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If any websites, games etc failed to work 10% of the time for me, i'd not be using the product. That's a pretty big failure rate.

Electronic Arts stays in business though!

Nah, you're right. The ACA rollout was a debacle.

Who was responsible for that anyways, SOE?
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