In aeons past, a thread arose. The Thread. The ones the ancient ones spoke of with hushed breath lest they disturb its fitful slumber. The one heroes ran from, cowering in fear. The one kings and rulers worldwide outlawed on shere principle. The one featured on The home shopping network in 2002 shortly before the "zeta" incident... Yes indeed, you have found "That" thread in this very forum.
And now you are reading it!
Post a Reply to the Thread Of Doom if you dare, and see what doomy fate befalls your post for our very amusement. No post is safe! Not even this one!
be afraid... be very afraid! Mwhahahaha!!!!!!of doom!
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If there was some non cumbersome way to teleport you a high priced escort, I would. Out of pity, you understand, but I'd still do it.
Alternately, Hannah has been playing Microsoft Flight. When did that franchise fall in the crapper. When she said "I landed the plane!" after playing for 5 minutes, I realized it wasn't at all the maddening frustration machine I had hoped.
Alternately, Hannah has been playing Microsoft Flight. When did that franchise fall in the crapper. When she said "I landed the plane!" after playing for 5 minutes, I realized it wasn't at all the maddening frustration machine I had hoped.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
They ramped down the default difficulty with the introduction of Microsoft Combat Flight Simulator just before Flight simulator X was released. There really isn't a good modern flight simulator that is accurate in terms of difficulty out there at the moment. Because it might train terrorsts to aim large objects at other large objects or something.
And your reply.... is doomed to be edited by Gbaji!
And your reply.... is doomed to be edited by Gbaji!
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Have her play Top Gun on Nintendo and completely destroy her hopes of being a pilot. Or enjoying video games.
Doom post edit: Your post was doomed to have a poll about nosehairs in it:
Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 8:18pm by Kaolian
Doom post edit: Your post was doomed to have a poll about nosehairs in it:
Nosehair is
| Perfecly normal : |    | 2 (11.8%) |
| Icky : | | 1 (5.9%) |
| A useful construction material in crafting argyle socks : | | 6 (35.3%) |
| choice 5. It was choice 4, but now it's choice 5 so there! : | | 8 (47.1%) |
| Total: | 17 |
Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 8:18pm by Kaolian
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Doom post edit!
˙noʎ ou
Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 8:30pm by Kaolian
˙noʎ ou
Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 8:30pm by Kaolian
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Doom on you
Doom on you
Doom on you
TAE KWON DODOS, ATTACK!!
Doom on you
Doom on you
TAE KWON DODOS, ATTACK!!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Doom on you
Doom on you
Doom on you
TAE KWON DODOS, ATTACK!!
Doom on you
Doom on you
TAE KWON DODOS, ATTACK!!
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2! and scary looking lady in background
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Viva la Revolution!
Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 10:09pm by Kaolian
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
I'm too tired to post something interesting. I can't wait until the end of the day tomorrow, I've got a five day weekend to coming. I really need the rest.
This post is doomed to contain a video on fascenating aardvaark facts!
Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 10:05pm by Kaolian
This post is doomed to contain a video on fascenating aardvaark facts!
Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 10:05pm by Kaolian
I can't tell whether it feels like this thread is actually emanating a menacing doom-filled aura, or if someone just has gas... 
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:53am by Kaolian
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:53am by Kaolian
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LOLGAXE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O
Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
Wha...?
DOOOM Stegosaurus!!!
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:56am by Kaolian
DOOOM Stegosaurus!!!
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| \ \ - ~ ~ - / / |
~-..-~ ~-..-~
\~~~\.' `./~~~/
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(_____, `._.' | } \/~~~/
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Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:56am by Kaolian
What the @#%^ is going on here...? 
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:58am by Kaolian
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:58am by Kaolian
/loc: Wombat training course
/task: butt defence
/result: escape
/task: butt defence
/result: escape
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Noone escapes the 
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Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:58am by Kaolian
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:58am by Kaolian
Yeah, I think Kao has finally gone off his rocker, he'll turn into a dictator with illusions of grandeur next I think.
>:3
Doom Edit Holy crap! It's a Doom Lion! Get in the Doom Car! of doom!
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 7:08am by Kaolian
Doom Edit Holy crap! It's a Doom Lion! Get in the Doom Car! of doom!
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 7:08am by Kaolian
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
When can I have a 10k title?
Asking for a title in the Doom Thread will likely result in "10K Title of Doom" as a title. because that would be amusing.
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 7:09am by Kaolian
Asking for a title in the Doom Thread will likely result in "10K Title of Doom" as a title. because that would be amusing.
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 7:09am by Kaolian
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
When Danalog Pangolin comes back.
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 7:10am by Kaolian
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 7:10am by Kaolian
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Spoonless wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:58am by Kaolian
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:58am by Kaolian
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Spoonless wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:58am by Kaolian
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...?
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:58am by Kaolian
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Obligatory
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Also obligatory!
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I was certain Kaolian was warning us that gbaji had returned with a 15,000 word rebuttal to the majority decision on the ACA.
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 7:11am by Kaolian
Quote:
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I was certain Kaolian was warning us that gbaji had returned with a 15,000 word rebuttal to the majority decision on the ACA.
Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 7:11am by Kaolian
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Yeah, I think Kao has finally gone off his rocker, he'll turn into a dictator with illusions of grandeur next I think.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I have an awsome helicopter beanie. Also one of those old school egypt explorer hats. Perhaps the two shall be combined into the most awsome hat ever!
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