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#52 Jul 02 2012 at 1:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Clearly, the answer is to simply destroy the nation's supply of denim. The South will never be able to survive!

lolwut?

The only stereotype I can think of is overalls and Daisy Dukes. And do people still wear either of those? The Daisy Dukes, maybe... but with this heat wave, no one down here is wearing denim if they can help it.


What, never heard of the Texas Tuxedo?

Texas might be in the south, but they're their own thing over there. Buncha freaks.

Fat freaks. Don't mess with Texas, because we'll sit on you.


#53 Jul 02 2012 at 1:54 PM Rating: Good
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No clue, I live in the part of IL that isn't Chicago.

The suburbs? Smiley: confused

No the corn fields.
Anywhere near Munster?
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#54 Jul 02 2012 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
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No clue, I live in the part of IL that isn't Chicago.

The suburbs? Smiley: confused

No the corn fields.
Anywhere near Munster?

Nah, I'm a 15 min. drive from St. Louis.

Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 2:57pm by BrownDuck
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#55 Jul 02 2012 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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What's with all the California hate? They make really **** good beer out there, it'd be a waste to throw all that away!


I don't get it either. I think California is awesome. Aside from how crazy expensive it is to live there. Even in rural areas, there's some statewide things that are just ridiculous. Like car registration. You have to pay every year, and the fee is determined based on what your car is worth. So if you have a brand new car, you're going to be paying a lot to register it for the first five years or so. Oregon does things much better in that sense. We have a flat rate of $80 something, and we pay every two years. Of course, if you have a piece of sh*t car like I do, you probably pay less down in California, but you still have to pay every year, which is dumb. Just an increase of annoyance and paper work.



Here in IL, it's now $100 / year flat rate. Talk about ridiculous.
We pay an excise tax that is based on the MSRP of the car, then add in the registration fee of around thirty bucks. It's expensive. I paid about $480.00 to register my car last year when it was brand new. This year I figure it will be down to around $400.00.

MN was way cheaper.
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#57 Jul 02 2012 at 2:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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When I think of the South, I think of Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina.... You know, Hicksville.

I think of Aztecs, Inca, Mayans...
I am much younger than you are, that's true.
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It's a yearly fee based on car value combined with a base rate here in Georgia as well. I think my registration is $44 based on me driving a 1997 Honda Accord - $20 base plus $24 ad valorum tax.
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Here.

Now we can all whine about not living in Arizona.

Well, not really, but you know what I mean.
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#60 Jul 02 2012 at 2:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's got to be hella out of date. It has Illinois listed as $48
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#61 Jul 02 2012 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good
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That's got to be hella out of date. It has Illinois listed as $48


Just a quick Google search while working.

Holy crap, look at the top right corner. The print was so small, I had to blow it up to 200% to read it and when I did that was off the screen so I never noticed it.

More accurate list, I hope.

Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 3:50pm by Bigdaddyjug
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BrownDuck wrote:
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No clue, I live in the part of IL that isn't Chicago.

The suburbs? Smiley: confused

No the corn fields.
Anywhere near Munster?

Nah, I'm a 15 min. drive from St. Louis.
Well that's too bad, far from Three Floyds too. Although you could probably still get their not so rare releases.
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#63 Jul 02 2012 at 4:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe they hate California because that's where gbaji lives?

Fortunately for the Golden State, Samira has a mitigating effect.

Their tourism commercials suck though.



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BrownDuck wrote:
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No clue, I live in the part of IL that isn't Chicago.

The suburbs? Smiley: confused

No the corn fields.

My map of that area only says "Here There Be Dragons."

Also, one of my college roommates was from Quincy.
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Clearly, the answer is to simply destroy the nation's supply of denim. The South will never be able to survive!

lolwut?

The only stereotype I can think of is overalls and Daisy Dukes. And do people still wear either of those? The Daisy Dukes, maybe... but with this heat wave, no one down here is wearing denim if they can help it.


What, never heard of the Texas Tuxedo?

Texas might be in the south, but they're their own thing over there. Buncha freaks.

Fat freaks. Don't mess with Texas, because we'll sit on you.



Yeah, those kinds of freaks.

Anyway, the South is Kentucky, Tennessee, North and South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and the eastern side of Arkansas. Texas is sort of the west, but mostly it's just Texas. And Florida is the north.
#66 Jul 02 2012 at 6:31 PM Rating: Good
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And Florida is the north.


Just the snow birds. (Are there any statistics on the percentage of the population that makes up?)
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#67 Jul 02 2012 at 8:26 PM Rating: Good
SD/ND/NE/KS and OK are all "High Prairie".

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#68 Jul 03 2012 at 8:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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And Florida is the north.
Just the snow birds. (Are there any statistics on the percentage of the population that makes up?)
Florida is also known for it's majestic herds of Jewish octogenarians.
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[Attenborough]
Every years, thousands of these majestic creatures travel across miles and over all manner of terrain to these warm grounds where they will relax, feed upon great quantities of lox and bagels, attempt to establish hierarchies within the condo association board and even occasionally still attempt to mate.
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Jophiel wrote:
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Every years, thousands of these majestic creatures travel across miles and over all manner of terrain to these warm grounds where they will relax, feed upon great quantities of lox and bagels, attempt to establish hierarchies within the condo association board and even occasionally still attempt to mate.
[/Attenborough]

Until they come off the endangered species list they're exempt from Stand Your Ground.





Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 5:03pm by Elinda
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#71 Jul 03 2012 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good

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Until they come off the endangered species list they're exempt from Stand Your Ground.


They were certainly endangered in the 40s, but since have made a remarkable comeback.

(Too soon?)
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(Too soon?)
guess so Smiley: tongue
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Every years, thousands of these majestic creatures travel across miles and over all manner of terrain to these warm grounds where they will relax, feed upon great quantities of lox and bagels, attempt to establish hierarchies within the condo association board and even occasionally still attempt to mate.
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I totally read that in his voice and it was AWESOME!
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Not worth starting a new thread over and this seemed a good a place as any to shake one's head at small-minded racist idiocy...

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-- Colorado state Sen. Kevin Grantham (R), quoted by the Colorado Statesman, saying a proposal to ban construction of new mosques should be considered.


lol1stamendment

The more I think about the second comment, the more I wonder at whether Mr. Grantham is that hypocritical or just that ignorant. I suppose it could always be both.
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You can find gems listening to State congressmen/women. The closer you get to the local level the more likely they are to speak their (sometimes ignorant) mind rather than hide their true feelings behind a facade of politics.
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Those are great examples of ingroup bias.
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#78 Jul 07 2012 at 11:35 AM Rating: Decent
Well that certainly makes the outcry about building a mosque down the block from the 9/11 ruins more sense... Still idiotic though.
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You're all south so every time you take cheap shots at the South, I assume you're taking shots at yourself.

Edited, Jul 7th 2012 5:50pm by Uglysasquatch
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You're all south so every time you take cheap shots at the South, I assume you're taking shots at yourself.


Except the UP of Michigan. That's pretty much Canda-lite. They even sound like you guys.
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If it's part of the US, it's South.
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#82 Jul 07 2012 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
Even though parts of Maine are farther north than parts of Canada? Smiley: tongue
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As far as I'm concerned, Alaska is full of a bunch of idiots. Who lives in a part of a southern country that's that cold!?
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You're all south so every time you take cheap shots at the South, I assume you're taking shots at yourself.

You're so far north that every time you take cheap shots at the US, I assume...

...wait, no, I never think about Canada.
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...wait, no, I never think about Canada.
Why would you? As a southerner you're thinking about your cousin.
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Oh snap. Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test? Smiley: rolleyes
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
You're all south so every time you take cheap shots at the South, I assume you're taking shots at yourself.

Edited, Jul 7th 2012 5:50pm by Uglysasquatch

It's ok, the only canadians I know well are either from quebec or alberta, so I assume all canadians are either french-lite or as... off kilter as the people I know from Alberta. This includes you. Smiley: grin
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