lolgaxe wrote:
Belkira wrote:
The check out lady asked me what the book was about. I replied, "sex." She said "oh, isn't it a mystery?" I said, "No, it's just about sex. That's it."
I suppose that'll teach her to ask about people's purchases.
I suppose that'll teach her to ask about people's purchases.
Aziz Ansari wrote:
I was down at CVS and I had a rather odd assortment of items I needed to get. I had to get a liter of Jack Daniels, a two-liter bottle of Coca-Cola, a box of condoms, and a ten-pack of blank CD-R discs. And I thought it’d be awesome if every morning I went and bought those same four things for like six months. Just to develop this really weird reputation with the staff there. Where they’d be like “Hold on a second, man, this guy drinks a liter of Jack & Coke everyday, has sex twelve times a day, and then burns ten blank CDs? Ten blank CDs?! Ten discs? That’s like 7.5GBs a day! What kind of data is he packing up? Wouldn’t it make more sense just to get an external hard-drive at this point? Is he burning music? Wouldn’t it make more sense just to get an iPod? Maybe he’s making mix-CDs for all these girls that he’s ******’. Two of those girls ain’t getting CDs though.