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Who Won the Nexaroo Contest?Follow
I challenge you to a pose off!
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Aw, what a cutie. :)
Edited, Jun 25th 2012 9:56pm by Belkira
Edited, Jun 25th 2012 9:56pm by Belkira
He's my 2 month old nephew, whose breath smells like spicy sausage for some reason.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
He's my 2 month old nephew, whose breath smells like spicy sausage for some reason.
I originally meant Nexa and Smash's spawn. From the watermark and copyright, I had thought you got that picture from a random image search.
Cute kidlets. Smash, that kid is all you.
Smasharoo wrote:
He hasn't learned to speak yet, so he can only communicate with you idiots non verbally. So far he's mastered one sign that should allow him to respond to most posts here successfully.
Very nice job you two.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Congrats to you both! May your child grow up to be unusually gifted and thereby obscenely wealthy so you never need social security!
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Belkira wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
He's my 2 month old nephew, whose breath smells like spicy sausage for some reason.
I originally meant Nexa and Smash's spawn. From the watermark and copyright, I had thought you got that picture from a random image search.
Oh well. I couldn't find my copy of the disk the original photos were on that my brother gave me, so I just used the ones on the photographer's website.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Awwww! Babby is so cute. 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Barely out of the womb and already has a bad attitude. Congratulations.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
GFY
The kid appears to have been blessed with his mother's entrancing eyes and his father's prehensile genitals (handy for climbing telephone poles and opening pickle jars).
In case nobody else bothered, I've alerted the appropriate international authorities.
(Oh and Smash, if you want to reserve him a place at Eton, you've left it too late.)
The kid appears to have been blessed with his mother's entrancing eyes and his father's prehensile genitals (handy for climbing telephone poles and opening pickle jars).
In case nobody else bothered, I've alerted the appropriate international authorities.
(Oh and Smash, if you want to reserve him a place at Eton, you've left it too late.)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
TirithRR wrote:
Wait, if you split a baby, you end up with a top and a front half? What do those two haves consist of?
Diagonal cuts.
Just as Planned.
Julienne?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Julienne?
Well, you could go that route, but he might get teased in school.
Just as Planned.
Oh and Smash, if you want to reserve him a place at Eton, you've left it too late.
As a Don? This is my son we're speaking of.
As a Don? This is my son we're speaking of.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
He is adorable! Congrats and enjoy never sleeping again.
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