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#1 Jun 18 2012 at 5:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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#2 Jun 18 2012 at 7:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Who called Father's Day? I was two days early.Smiley: glare
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#3 Jun 18 2012 at 7:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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I missed twice, then called Father's Day and threatened Nexa with waiting until the 4th if she missed my arbitrary deadline. Clearly I not only won, but engineered my victory.
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#4 Jun 18 2012 at 7:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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I missed twice, then called Father's Day and threatened Nexa with waiting until the 4th if she missed my arbitrary deadline. Clearly I not only won, but engineered my victory.
Link? I thought I just looked at the thread but missed anyone saying June 17/FD.
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#5 Jun 18 2012 at 8:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, I wouldn't have called it by date. I only go for the holiday estimations.

AND it was my third guess, which sort of negates the whole "mission accomplished" vibe.
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#6 Jun 18 2012 at 10:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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No fireworks for baby this time!

Congo rats to the parenty types!

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#7 Jun 19 2012 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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I voted Ralph Nader.
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#8 Jun 19 2012 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
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My original guess the whole time was June 16, so I was the closest on my original guess, thereby making me the winner.

Now, what did I win?
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#9 Jun 19 2012 at 8:21 AM Rating: Decent
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My original guess the whole time was June 16, so I was the closest on my original guess, thereby making me the winner.

Now, what did I win?
Tread lightly. I nailed the date on the nose for an Asylum baby once - can't remember if it was Tare, DSD, or Flea. I do remember my prize was a big fat 'default' rating on my post mentioning my perceptiveness.

Where are the stats, pics, etc?

I hate having to assume mother and baby are doing well. Smiley: confused
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#10 Jun 19 2012 at 9:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
Where are the stats, pics, etc?

I hate having to assume mother and baby are doing well. Smiley: confused
The poster usually gets to make the decision on how much he/she wants to share. Seeing as Smash himself posted in another thread in a joking tone about his wife birthing on Father's Day, it's a safe assumption. Let's wait until Smash or Nexa posts whatever they feel like sharing here.
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BDJ wrote:
My original guess the whole time was June 16, so I was the closest on my original guess, thereby making me the winner.

Now, what did I win?
Tread lightly. I nailed the date on the nose for an Asylum baby once - can't remember if it was Tare, DSD, or Flea. I do remember my prize was a big fat 'default' rating on my post mentioning my perceptiveness.

Where are the stats, pics, etc?

I hate having to assume mother and baby are doing well. Smiley: confused


Well, I didn't nail it on the head, I just had the closest original guess, so I'll take my chances.
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#12 Jun 19 2012 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa is fine, the baby is well, we're just super busy for obvious reasons. We're just home from the hospital. We'll eventually post some photos for people who aren't Facebook friends with Nexa. I asked her if she wanted to do it sooner and she said "people who aren't on my facebook? **** those losers" or something along those lines...
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#13 Jun 19 2012 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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..... "people who aren't on my facebook? @#%^ those losers" or something along those lines...
Clearly just postpartum anger.

Hurry back with the photos, dimensions, name, and hair color.
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#14 Jun 19 2012 at 3:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm on Nexa's FB. I saw the pics. I win.
#15 Jun 19 2012 at 4:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm on Nexa's FB. I saw the pics. I win.

Wait... I ALSO win. Does this mean we have to split the baby? Smiley: mad
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#17 Jun 19 2012 at 4:15 PM Rating: Good
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Dibs on the top half.
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#19 Jun 19 2012 at 4:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dibs on the front half

Now my own joke made me sad. Smiley: frown I guess I found my limit.
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Dibs on the front half

Now my own joke made me sad. Smiley: frown I guess I found my limit.


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#21 Jun 19 2012 at 9:19 PM Rating: Good
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Wait, if you split a baby, you end up with a top and a front half? What do those two haves consist of?
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#22 Jun 20 2012 at 7:28 AM Rating: Good
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Third base.
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#23 Jun 25 2012 at 5:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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He hasn't learned to speak yet, so he can only communicate with you idiots non verbally. So far he's mastered one sign that should allow him to respond to most posts here successfully.


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#24 Jun 25 2012 at 6:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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What the ****, why is he signaling "bunt"?
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#25 Jun 25 2012 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
Looks like he's flipping us off to me. Smiley: lol

He's cute though! Good job.
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#26 Jun 25 2012 at 7:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wait, now he's signalling "whoosh". Man, this kid needs to learn the late-game signs.

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#27 Jun 25 2012 at 7:21 PM Rating: Good
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I challenge you to a pose off!

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#28 Jun 25 2012 at 7:45 PM Rating: Good
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Aw, what a cutie. :)

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He's my 2 month old nephew, whose breath smells like spicy sausage for some reason.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
He's my 2 month old nephew, whose breath smells like spicy sausage for some reason.


I originally meant Nexa and Smash's spawn. From the watermark and copyright, I had thought you got that picture from a random image search. Smiley: lol
#31 Jun 26 2012 at 4:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Cute kidlets. Smash, that kid is all you.
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He hasn't learned to speak yet, so he can only communicate with you idiots non verbally. So far he's mastered one sign that should allow him to respond to most posts here successfully.


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Awww, he looks so innocent. Smiley: sly

Very nice job you two. Smiley: smile
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Congrats to you both! May your child grow up to be unusually gifted and thereby obscenely wealthy so you never need social security!
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He's my 2 month old nephew, whose breath smells like spicy sausage for some reason.


I originally meant Nexa and Smash's spawn. From the watermark and copyright, I had thought you got that picture from a random image search. Smiley: lol


Oh well. I couldn't find my copy of the disk the original photos were on that my brother gave me, so I just used the ones on the photographer's website.
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Awwww! Babby is so cute. Smiley: smile
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#36 Jun 26 2012 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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Barely out of the womb and already has a bad attitude. Congratulations.
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#37 Jun 30 2012 at 12:49 AM Rating: Good
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The kid appears to have been blessed with his mother's entrancing eyes and his father's prehensile genitals (handy for climbing telephone poles and opening pickle jars).

In case nobody else bothered, I've alerted the appropriate international authorities.

(Oh and Smash, if you want to reserve him a place at Eton, you've left it too late.)
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Wait, if you split a baby, you end up with a top and a front half? What do those two haves consist of?


Diagonal cuts.
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#39 Jun 30 2012 at 11:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Julienne?
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Julienne?

Well, you could go that route, but he might get teased in school.
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Oh and Smash, if you want to reserve him a place at Eton, you've left it too late.

As a Don? This is my son we're speaking of.
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He is adorable! Congrats and enjoy never sleeping again.
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