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I hope all of you daddy's have a fantastic Father's Day!
My parents went off to Tunisia this morning for a holiday. I'm sure the old man has had worse father's days.
Happy Daddy's day to all of you guys.
Happy Daddy's day to all of you guys.
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Oddly shaped pancakes and a hug.
Manly tears were shed.
Manly tears were shed.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
My man is luxuriating like a Mack Daddy should.
Did you sparkle too lolgaxe?
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Smasharoo wrote:
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.
That's your Father's Day gift, you stupid oaf. She's been working on that for almost a year!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Well, it took me three tries but I finally called it.
Congrats, Nexa and Smash and Hannah on your new little one.
Congrats, Nexa and Smash and Hannah on your new little one.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Congratulations on the hellspawn. Enjoy!
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Smasharoo wrote:
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.
Join the ranks. That's what happened to Sick three years ago when Soren was born. Congrats!
Congratulations on L'il Smash!
I went out for breakfast, relaxed around the house, took a nap, assembled a play structure for the wee one and started Fallout 3. The structure wasn't any great hurdle; the thing had eleven pieces and ten screws.
I went out for breakfast, relaxed around the house, took a nap, assembled a play structure for the wee one and started Fallout 3. The structure wasn't any great hurdle; the thing had eleven pieces and ten screws.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nadenu wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
The structure wasn't any great hurdle; the thing had eleven pieces and ten screws.
Those were parts 8-11.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Mine was spent in a mostly catatonic state as our 1 year old doesn't understand that just because its light at 4:30am doesn't mean it's time to get up yet... 
Yay! Many gratz you two.
Smasharoo wrote:
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.
Yay! Many gratz you two.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Awake at 2:30 am, 3:30 am, 4:00 am, up and out of bed at 5:30 am, Fishing on Rice lake with my new rod by 7:30. Heading home empty handed and burnt by 11:30. Lots of bass, but bass season doesn't open until next weekend so back they went, was hoping for some yummy pickeral.
Back out to Newcastle marina by 1:30 to visit my mother at the sail boat, let the kids play at the park there, ended up taking her for her Mother's Day lunch/dinner/Linner?..
Home by 4:30, little PC time with blueberry muffins made fresh and hand delivered to my desk by my 5 year old daughter. Bed by 10:30, which is ridiculously early for me.
Now I have a nasty fishing line cut right where my pen sits on my index finger :(. All in all a good day though.
Back out to Newcastle marina by 1:30 to visit my mother at the sail boat, let the kids play at the park there, ended up taking her for her Mother's Day lunch/dinner/Linner?..
Home by 4:30, little PC time with blueberry muffins made fresh and hand delivered to my desk by my 5 year old daughter. Bed by 10:30, which is ridiculously early for me.
Now I have a nasty fishing line cut right where my pen sits on my index finger :(. All in all a good day though.
Smasharoo wrote:
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.
Yay, grats on the new crotch fruit!
Jophiel wrote:
Congratulations on L'il Smash!.
Congrats!
Congrats Nexa and Smash and Hannah! I've looked all over =4 and haven't found any pictures??
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Congratulations on L'il Smash!.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I think DF was saying that the pics were on facebook. I want to see pics of the new little one too!
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