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I hope all of you daddy's have a fantastic Father's Day!
Uglysasquatch wrote:
DSD kicked Alma in the ass on another thread over the weekend. Clearly, she kicked too hard as he's obviously still feeling it.
Suburban Rebel Mom Blog
My parents went off to Tunisia this morning for a holiday. I'm sure the old man has had worse father's days.
Happy Daddy's day to all of you guys.
Happy Daddy's day to all of you guys.
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Oddly shaped pancakes and a hug.
Manly tears were shed.
Manly tears were shed.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
My man is luxuriating like a Mack Daddy should.
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
Did you sparkle too lolgaxe?
Guild Wars 2, Crystal Desert server:
Inga Freyasdottir, lvl 40 Norn Mesmer
Deathbringer Kaami, lvl 16 Asura Necromancer
Popina, lvl 15 Asura Elementalist
Althaia Willowbark, lvl 7 Sylvari Engineer
Maeve Amnell, lvl 4 Human Guardian
The MMO-Zam's FB group. Please message me first so I know who you are.
Inga Freyasdottir, lvl 40 Norn Mesmer
Deathbringer Kaami, lvl 16 Asura Necromancer
Popina, lvl 15 Asura Elementalist
Althaia Willowbark, lvl 7 Sylvari Engineer
Maeve Amnell, lvl 4 Human Guardian
The MMO-Zam's FB group. Please message me first so I know who you are.
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. @#%^ off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. @#%^ off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
Smasharoo wrote:
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.
That's your Father's Day gift, you stupid oaf. She's been working on that for almost a year!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Well, it took me three tries but I finally called it.
Congrats, Nexa and Smash and Hannah on your new little one.
Congrats, Nexa and Smash and Hannah on your new little one.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Congratulations on the hellspawn. Enjoy!
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Smasharoo wrote:
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.
Join the ranks. That's what happened to Sick three years ago when Soren was born. Congrats!
Uglysasquatch wrote:
DSD kicked Alma in the ass on another thread over the weekend. Clearly, she kicked too hard as he's obviously still feeling it.
Suburban Rebel Mom Blog
Congratulations on L'il Smash!
I went out for breakfast, relaxed around the house, took a nap, assembled a play structure for the wee one and started Fallout 3. The structure wasn't any great hurdle; the thing had eleven pieces and ten screws.
I went out for breakfast, relaxed around the house, took a nap, assembled a play structure for the wee one and started Fallout 3. The structure wasn't any great hurdle; the thing had eleven pieces and ten screws.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
Nadenu wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
The structure wasn't any great hurdle; the thing had eleven pieces and ten screws.
Those were parts 8-11.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
Mine was spent in a mostly catatonic state as our 1 year old doesn't understand that just because its light at 4:30am doesn't mean it's time to get up yet... 
Yay! Many gratz you two.
Smasharoo wrote:
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.
Yay! Many gratz you two.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Awake at 2:30 am, 3:30 am, 4:00 am, up and out of bed at 5:30 am, Fishing on Rice lake with my new rod by 7:30. Heading home empty handed and burnt by 11:30. Lots of bass, but bass season doesn't open until next weekend so back they went, was hoping for some yummy pickeral.
Back out to Newcastle marina by 1:30 to visit my mother at the sail boat, let the kids play at the park there, ended up taking her for her Mother's Day lunch/dinner/Linner?..
Home by 4:30, little PC time with blueberry muffins made fresh and hand delivered to my desk by my 5 year old daughter. Bed by 10:30, which is ridiculously early for me.
Now I have a nasty fishing line cut right where my pen sits on my index finger :(. All in all a good day though.
Back out to Newcastle marina by 1:30 to visit my mother at the sail boat, let the kids play at the park there, ended up taking her for her Mother's Day lunch/dinner/Linner?..
Home by 4:30, little PC time with blueberry muffins made fresh and hand delivered to my desk by my 5 year old daughter. Bed by 10:30, which is ridiculously early for me.
Now I have a nasty fishing line cut right where my pen sits on my index finger :(. All in all a good day though.
Smasharoo wrote:
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.
Yay, grats on the new crotch fruit!
Guild Wars 2, Crystal Desert server:
Inga Freyasdottir, lvl 40 Norn Mesmer
Deathbringer Kaami, lvl 16 Asura Necromancer
Popina, lvl 15 Asura Elementalist
Althaia Willowbark, lvl 7 Sylvari Engineer
Maeve Amnell, lvl 4 Human Guardian
The MMO-Zam's FB group. Please message me first so I know who you are.
Inga Freyasdottir, lvl 40 Norn Mesmer
Deathbringer Kaami, lvl 16 Asura Necromancer
Popina, lvl 15 Asura Elementalist
Althaia Willowbark, lvl 7 Sylvari Engineer
Maeve Amnell, lvl 4 Human Guardian
The MMO-Zam's FB group. Please message me first so I know who you are.
Jophiel wrote:
Congratulations on L'il Smash!.
Congrats!
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
Congrats Nexa and Smash and Hannah! I've looked all over =4 and haven't found any pictures??
Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Congratulations on L'il Smash!.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
I think DF was saying that the pics were on facebook. I want to see pics of the new little one too!
Guild Wars 2, Crystal Desert server:
Inga Freyasdottir, lvl 40 Norn Mesmer
Deathbringer Kaami, lvl 16 Asura Necromancer
Popina, lvl 15 Asura Elementalist
Althaia Willowbark, lvl 7 Sylvari Engineer
Maeve Amnell, lvl 4 Human Guardian
The MMO-Zam's FB group. Please message me first so I know who you are.
Inga Freyasdottir, lvl 40 Norn Mesmer
Deathbringer Kaami, lvl 16 Asura Necromancer
Popina, lvl 15 Asura Elementalist
Althaia Willowbark, lvl 7 Sylvari Engineer
Maeve Amnell, lvl 4 Human Guardian
The MMO-Zam's FB group. Please message me first so I know who you are.
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