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#1 Jun 17 2012 at 5:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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I hope all of you daddy's have a fantastic Father's Day!
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#2 Jun 17 2012 at 9:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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My parents went off to Tunisia this morning for a holiday. I'm sure the old man has had worse father's days.

Happy Daddy's day to all of you guys.
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#3 Jun 17 2012 at 1:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oddly shaped pancakes and a hug.
Screenshot

Manly tears were shed.
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#4 Jun 17 2012 at 5:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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My man is luxuriating like a Mack Daddy should.
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#5 Jun 17 2012 at 6:48 PM Rating: Excellent
Did you sparkle too lolgaxe?
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#6 Jun 17 2012 at 7:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.
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#7 Jun 17 2012 at 7:57 PM Rating: Good
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My condolences Congratulations.
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#8 Jun 17 2012 at 9:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.


That's your Father's Day gift, you stupid oaf. She's been working on that for almost a year!
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#9 Jun 18 2012 at 5:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, it took me three tries but I finally called it.

Congrats, Nexa and Smash and Hannah on your new little one.
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#10 Jun 18 2012 at 5:27 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations on the hellspawn. Enjoy!
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#11 Jun 18 2012 at 6:53 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.

Join the ranks. That's what happened to Sick three years ago when Soren was born. Congrats!
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#12 Jun 18 2012 at 7:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations on L'il Smash!

I went out for breakfast, relaxed around the house, took a nap, assembled a play structure for the wee one and started Fallout 3. The structure wasn't any great hurdle; the thing had eleven pieces and ten screws.
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#13 Jun 18 2012 at 7:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
The structure wasn't any great hurdle; the thing had eleven pieces and ten screws.

Did you not notice all the weird kids playing on your son's new toy?


Congrats on the Baby Smash!
#14 Jun 18 2012 at 7:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
The structure wasn't any great hurdle; the thing had eleven pieces and ten screws.
Did you not notice all the weird kids playing on your son's new toy?

Smiley: confused

Those were parts 8-11.
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#15 Jun 18 2012 at 9:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mine was spent in a mostly catatonic state as our 1 year old doesn't understand that just because its light at 4:30am doesn't mean it's time to get up yet... Smiley: lol

Smasharoo wrote:
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.


Smiley: yippee

Yay! Many gratz you two. Smiley: grin
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#16 Jun 18 2012 at 1:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Awake at 2:30 am, 3:30 am, 4:00 am, up and out of bed at 5:30 am, Fishing on Rice lake with my new rod by 7:30. Heading home empty handed and burnt by 11:30. Lots of bass, but bass season doesn't open until next weekend so back they went, was hoping for some yummy pickeral.

Back out to Newcastle marina by 1:30 to visit my mother at the sail boat, let the kids play at the park there, ended up taking her for her Mother's Day lunch/dinner/Linner?..

Home by 4:30, little PC time with blueberry muffins made fresh and hand delivered to my desk by my 5 year old daughter. Bed by 10:30, which is ridiculously early for me.

Now I have a nasty fishing line cut right where my pen sits on my index finger :(. All in all a good day though.
#17 Jun 18 2012 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
Smasharoo wrote:
Mine was going ok, but then my show off wife upstaged me by giving birth to our son about 3 hours ago.


Yay, grats on the new crotch fruit! Smiley: grin
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#18 Jun 18 2012 at 8:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Congratulations on L'il Smash!.
Now I'm picturing a baby Hulk. Or perhaps a baby Hulk Hogan.



Congrats!
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#19 Jun 19 2012 at 6:27 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: clap Congrats Nexa and Smash and Hannah!

I've looked all over =4 and haven't found any pictures??

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#20 Jun 19 2012 at 7:25 AM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Congratulations on L'il Smash!.
Now I'm picturing a baby Hulk. Or perhaps a baby Hulk Hogan.
Artificial skin color and emotional issues?
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#21 Jun 19 2012 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
I think DF was saying that the pics were on facebook. I want to see pics of the new little one too!
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