Anyone getting married, boning anyone interesting, decided to run for office, FINALLY PUSHED OUT A BABY ALREADY? Just checking in. I don't feel like talking politics.
Some random topics:
--Just started watching Boss with Joph yesterday. I like it because it a) features Chicago, b) makes it easy to continue hating Kelsey Grammar. I know I should hold his RL persona and TV persona as separate, but **** it, he's a douchedribble.
--I just realized I may have to go gluten-free due to my overall ****** post-baby health, and I am celebrating bread this week. Anyone eat gluten-free?
--I have realized I can hypnotize the baby out of a tantrum by slowly counting to ten. If I count to thirty he is like a limp, spacey doll. Ever stumbled upon a truly effective disciplinary technique like that?
--When I was younger, the only video game I only enjoyed was Ultima. I liked killing stags in the forest, eating them, making clothing and breaking into people's houses to bake bread. I never found any ****, I think I found a dragon or something once but who cares. I need a game like this where I don't have to pay $5 for 20 Hello Kitty coins to buy my puppy a Santa costume.