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#1 Jun 13 2012 at 8:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Anyone getting married, boning anyone interesting, decided to run for office, FINALLY PUSHED OUT A BABY ALREADY? Just checking in. I don't feel like talking politics.

Some random topics:

--Just started watching Boss with Joph yesterday. I like it because it a) features Chicago, b) makes it easy to continue hating Kelsey Grammar. I know I should hold his RL persona and TV persona as separate, but **** it, he's a douchedribble.

--I just realized I may have to go gluten-free due to my overall ****** post-baby health, and I am celebrating bread this week. Anyone eat gluten-free?

--I have realized I can hypnotize the baby out of a tantrum by slowly counting to ten. If I count to thirty he is like a limp, spacey doll. Ever stumbled upon a truly effective disciplinary technique like that?

--When I was younger, the only video game I only enjoyed was Ultima. I liked killing stags in the forest, eating them, making clothing and breaking into people's houses to bake bread. I never found any ****, I think I found a dragon or something once but who cares. I need a game like this where I don't have to pay $5 for 20 Hello Kitty coins to buy my puppy a Santa costume.

Pick, discuss.
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#2 Jun 13 2012 at 8:33 AM Rating: Good
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I've found a swift smack to the hand, when done moderately, quells any temper tantrum.
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#3 Jun 13 2012 at 8:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
I've found a swift smack to the hand, when done moderately, quells any temper tantrum.
I don't default to hitting unless he is reaching for a hot stove or anything, and frankly, he's so young it doesn't register as a punishment so why bother for me. A simple "Nuh-uh-uh" reduces him to tears.
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#4 Jun 13 2012 at 8:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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It amuses me that Skyrim would be close to perfect for someone who just wants to make pot pies and tomato soup all day, roam around people's homes, pick flowers, chase butterflies and hassle the occasional deer or rabbit.

It's too bad that you'd have no interest in killing things. You could be the first person in the history of the game who's excited to fight their way to the bottom of an ancient catacomb and find a barrel of cabbages.

Sadly, Skyrim doesn't have tailoring.
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#5 Jun 13 2012 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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You can craft leather armor though, and I think there are mods that let you craft regular clothes as well.
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#6 Jun 13 2012 at 9:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Her netbook isn't going to play Skyrim anyway so it's pretty academic.
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#7 Jun 13 2012 at 9:20 AM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
--I just realized I may have to go gluten-free due to my overall sh*tty post-baby health, and I am celebrating bread this week. Anyone eat gluten-free?

A good friend of mine has to eat gluten-free, and she swears by Whole Foods. Honestly, I've tried some of the stuff she buys, and it's not half bad.
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#8 Jun 13 2012 at 9:26 AM Rating: Decent
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In the past three weeks, my mother has been in the hospital for a possible heart attack, my oldest came down with croup and now the infant has a cold (and the rest of us are all sick, too). It's been very tough around here lately.

In better news, I scored a nice keyboard, and a small secondary monitor (both Dell) from work yesterday. Now I just gotta de-clutter this place so I can set the second monitor up...
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#9 Jun 13 2012 at 10:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Kelsey Grammar rocks.

There are several gluten free beers on the market that are quite tasty. DO NOT buy rice bread, it's really just a loaf of overcooked rice.

mimic the rhythm of your heartbeat, and make the standard "shhhhshing" sound. Anything to make the baby think it's in the womb short of actually reinserting said baby.

I heard Ultima is like that game.
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#10 Jun 13 2012 at 10:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Her netbook isn't going to play Skyrim anyway so it's pretty academic.

Smiley: frown

Demea wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
--I just realized I may have to go gluten-free due to my overall sh*tty post-baby health, and I am celebrating bread this week. Anyone eat gluten-free?

A good friend of mine has to eat gluten-free, and she swears by Whole Foods. Honestly, I've tried some of the stuff she buys, and it's not half bad.
No it's not bad, just mad expensive. I can shop Jewel for organic and such, I just bought an awesome salmon filet at Dominick's. It just means more planning and cooking at home, both of which have become pretty hateful chores to me since the baby. My energy is zero and I get home and it seems like he is just an attention and energy vortex. I can't imagine making gluten free pancakes. I just want to throw a mcmuffin at everyone in my family.

Debalic wrote:
In the past three weeks, my mother has been in the hospital for a possible heart attack, my oldest came down with croup and now the infant has a cold (and the rest of us are all sick, too). It's been very tough around here lately.

In better news, I scored a nice keyboard, and a small secondary monitor (both Dell) from work yesterday. Now I just gotta de-clutter this place so I can set the second monitor up...
Yikes, I hope everyone feels better. That sucks when the kids are sick. We have so many computers, I think we're finally tapped out--we even bought one from woot for Joph Jr for Christmas...
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#11 Jun 13 2012 at 10:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Peimei wrote:
Kelsey Grammar rocks.
No.

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There are several gluten free beers on the market that are quite tasty. DO NOT buy rice bread, it's really just a loaf of overcooked rice.
Not a beer gal. I read white wine and other liquors are out, but red is in? I wonder why. Also, some lists allow rice and some don't. Same with taters.

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mimic the rhythm of your heartbeat, and make the standard "shhhhshing" sound. Anything to make the baby think it's in the womb short of actually reinserting said baby.
My baby hasn't been in the womb for 20 months. I don't think I can fool him anymore. The other day I tried whispering to him to be quiet, and he whispered back, "No."

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I heard Ultima is like that game.
Skyrim?
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#12 Jun 13 2012 at 10:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Her netbook isn't going to play Skyrim anyway so it's pretty academic.

Smiley: frown

I'll get to work on getting you a new computer immedi---
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We have so many computers, I think we're finally tapped out

---awwwww.... Smiley: frown
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#13 Jun 13 2012 at 12:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I would never dream of telling you to not get me a gift. Smiley: wink2
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#14 Jun 13 2012 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Besides, you can hook them all together and develop Skynet.
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#15 Jun 13 2012 at 1:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nothing to report, but hey, you're the one who jinxed me by going with Friday.

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#16 Jun 13 2012 at 1:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
Nothing to report, but hey, you're the one who jinxed me by going with Friday.
Don't blame me. I'm not the holdout camping out in your uterus. I'll tell you right now---breed with wiseacre craniums, reap wiseass children.
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#17 Jun 13 2012 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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Dealing with wedding preparations, but it's exhausting enough to deal with, let alone report.
#18 Jun 13 2012 at 2:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Did I mention I got a job? Cause I did. Got a job, that is. I know I put it on Facebook, but I know the rest of you have been impatiently waiting for news of my life. So there it is. I has job.
#19 Jun 13 2012 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
I haz new boytoy, and the lead in the next community theater production. I get to be a female pirate captain. Smiley: grin That's about the extent of my excitement.
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#20 Jun 13 2012 at 3:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nadenu wrote:
Did I mention I got a job? Cause I did. Got a job, that is. I know I put it on Facebook, but I know the rest of you have been impatiently waiting for news of my life. So there it is. I has job.


Congratulations duck, that's fantastic!

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#21 Jun 13 2012 at 3:57 PM Rating: Decent
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I haz new boytoy, and the lead in the next community theater production. I get to be a female pirate captain. Smiley: grin That's about the extent of my excitement.

To steal a line from the new Tim Allen sitcom, Do your panties say "booty"?

(hopefully you pull off the outfit as well as Nancy Travis does!)
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#22 Jun 13 2012 at 4:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Since Ray Bradbury died, I figured I might as well read some of his books that I haven't read in a while. So, I bought this. It showed up on my doorstep today. I'll be spend my free time reading that.

Also, a stray cat decided to start living in my yard. It had kittens. Now, I have four homeless cats living in my yard. The mother is fairly friendly, I suspect someone may have dropped her off when they realized she was pregnant. The kittens are actually pretty cute. but shy. So far only one of them will let me touch it. The others will let me get close, but run off if I try to pet them. They're about the right age to be on their own, I'm hoping to find homes for them.
#23 Jun 13 2012 at 4:47 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I haz new boytoy

You're the one who's all about open polygamous relationships, right?
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#24 Jun 13 2012 at 4:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Did I mention I got a job? Cause I did. Got a job, that is. I know I put it on Facebook, but I know the rest of you have been impatiently waiting for news of my life. So there it is. I has job.


Congratulations duck, that's fantastic!

Nexa


Seconded! Way to go, slacker.
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#25 Jun 13 2012 at 6:21 PM Rating: Good
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I haz new boytoy, and the lead in the next community theater production. I get to be a female pirate captain. Smiley: grin That's about the extent of my excitement.

To steal a line from the new Tim Allen sitcom, Do your panties say "booty"?

(hopefully you pull off the outfit as well as Nancy Travis does!)


Nope, but that's a neat idea! I should totally find some that say that.

@Demea: Yes. This is significant to me, because I'm over 200 miles away from my primary and other guys. So yay for me having someone to cuddle and do other stuffs with on a regular basis again. Smiley: grin
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#26 Jun 13 2012 at 6:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Eske Esquire wrote:
Dealing with wedding preparations, but it's exhausting enough to deal with, let alone report.
Congrats.

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Did I mention I got a job? Cause I did. Got a job, that is. I know I put it on Facebook, but I know the rest of you have been impatiently waiting for news of my life. So there it is. I has job.
Congrats!

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I haz new boytoy, and the lead in the next community theater production. I get to be a female pirate captain. Smiley: grin That's about the extent of my excitement.
Congrats and don't get teh HIV.
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