Anyone getting married, boning anyone interesting, decided to run for office, FINALLY PUSHED OUT A BABY ALREADY? Just checking in. I don't feel like talking politics.
Some random topics:
--Just started watching Boss with Joph yesterday. I like it because it a) features Chicago, b) makes it easy to continue hating Kelsey Grammar. I know I should hold his RL persona and TV persona as separate, but **** it, he's a douchedribble.
--I just realized I may have to go gluten-free due to my overall ****** post-baby health, and I am celebrating bread this week. Anyone eat gluten-free?
--I have realized I can hypnotize the baby out of a tantrum by slowly counting to ten. If I count to thirty he is like a limp, spacey doll. Ever stumbled upon a truly effective disciplinary technique like that?
--When I was younger, the only video game I only enjoyed was Ultima. I liked killing stags in the forest, eating them, making clothing and breaking into people's houses to bake bread. I never found any ****, I think I found a dragon or something once but who cares. I need a game like this where I don't have to pay $5 for 20 Hello Kitty coins to buy my puppy a Santa costume.
Pick, discuss.
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I've found a swift smack to the hand, when done moderately, quells any temper tantrum.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
I've found a swift smack to the hand, when done moderately, quells any temper tantrum.
It amuses me that Skyrim would be close to perfect for someone who just wants to make pot pies and tomato soup all day, roam around people's homes, pick flowers, chase butterflies and hassle the occasional deer or rabbit.
It's too bad that you'd have no interest in killing things. You could be the first person in the history of the game who's excited to fight their way to the bottom of an ancient catacomb and find a barrel of cabbages.
Sadly, Skyrim doesn't have tailoring.
It's too bad that you'd have no interest in killing things. You could be the first person in the history of the game who's excited to fight their way to the bottom of an ancient catacomb and find a barrel of cabbages.
Sadly, Skyrim doesn't have tailoring.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You can craft leather armor though, and I think there are mods that let you craft regular clothes as well.
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Her netbook isn't going to play Skyrim anyway so it's pretty academic.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Atomicflea wrote:
--I just realized I may have to go gluten-free due to my overall sh*tty post-baby health, and I am celebrating bread this week. Anyone eat gluten-free?
A good friend of mine has to eat gluten-free, and she swears by Whole Foods. Honestly, I've tried some of the stuff she buys, and it's not half bad.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
In the past three weeks, my mother has been in the hospital for a possible heart attack, my oldest came down with croup and now the infant has a cold (and the rest of us are all sick, too). It's been very tough around here lately.
In better news, I scored a nice keyboard, and a small secondary monitor (both Dell) from work yesterday. Now I just gotta de-clutter this place so I can set the second monitor up...
In better news, I scored a nice keyboard, and a small secondary monitor (both Dell) from work yesterday. Now I just gotta de-clutter this place so I can set the second monitor up...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Kelsey Grammar rocks.
There are several gluten free beers on the market that are quite tasty. DO NOT buy rice bread, it's really just a loaf of overcooked rice.
mimic the rhythm of your heartbeat, and make the standard "shhhhshing" sound. Anything to make the baby think it's in the womb short of actually reinserting said baby.
I heard Ultima is like that game.
There are several gluten free beers on the market that are quite tasty. DO NOT buy rice bread, it's really just a loaf of overcooked rice.
mimic the rhythm of your heartbeat, and make the standard "shhhhshing" sound. Anything to make the baby think it's in the womb short of actually reinserting said baby.
I heard Ultima is like that game.
Jophiel wrote:
Her netbook isn't going to play Skyrim anyway so it's pretty academic.
Demea wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
--I just realized I may have to go gluten-free due to my overall sh*tty post-baby health, and I am celebrating bread this week. Anyone eat gluten-free?
A good friend of mine has to eat gluten-free, and she swears by Whole Foods. Honestly, I've tried some of the stuff she buys, and it's not half bad.
Debalic wrote:
In the past three weeks, my mother has been in the hospital for a possible heart attack, my oldest came down with croup and now the infant has a cold (and the rest of us are all sick, too). It's been very tough around here lately.
In better news, I scored a nice keyboard, and a small secondary monitor (both Dell) from work yesterday. Now I just gotta de-clutter this place so I can set the second monitor up...
In better news, I scored a nice keyboard, and a small secondary monitor (both Dell) from work yesterday. Now I just gotta de-clutter this place so I can set the second monitor up...
Peimei wrote:
Kelsey Grammar rocks.
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There are several gluten free beers on the market that are quite tasty. DO NOT buy rice bread, it's really just a loaf of overcooked rice.
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mimic the rhythm of your heartbeat, and make the standard "shhhhshing" sound. Anything to make the baby think it's in the womb short of actually reinserting said baby.
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I heard Ultima is like that game.
Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Her netbook isn't going to play Skyrim anyway so it's pretty academic.
I'll get to work on getting you a new computer immedi---
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We have so many computers, I think we're finally tapped out
---awwwww....
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I would never dream of telling you to not get me a gift. 
Besides, you can hook them all together and develop Skynet.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Nothing to report, but hey, you're the one who jinxed me by going with Friday.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Nothing to report, but hey, you're the one who jinxed me by going with Friday.
Dealing with wedding preparations, but it's exhausting enough to deal with, let alone report.
Did I mention I got a job? Cause I did. Got a job, that is. I know I put it on Facebook, but I know the rest of you have been impatiently waiting for news of my life. So there it is. I has job.
I haz new boytoy, and the lead in the next community theater production. I get to be a female pirate captain. 
That's about the extent of my excitement.
That's about the extent of my excitement.Nadenu wrote:
Did I mention I got a job? Cause I did. Got a job, that is. I know I put it on Facebook, but I know the rest of you have been impatiently waiting for news of my life. So there it is. I has job.
Congratulations duck, that's fantastic!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I haz new boytoy, and the lead in the next community theater production. I get to be a female pirate captain. That's about the extent of my excitement.
That's about the extent of my excitement.To steal a line from the new Tim Allen sitcom, Do your panties say "booty"?
(hopefully you pull off the outfit as well as Nancy Travis does!)
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Since Ray Bradbury died, I figured I might as well read some of his books that I haven't read in a while. So, I bought this. It showed up on my doorstep today. I'll be spend my free time reading that.
Also, a stray cat decided to start living in my yard. It had kittens. Now, I have four homeless cats living in my yard. The mother is fairly friendly, I suspect someone may have dropped her off when they realized she was pregnant. The kittens are actually pretty cute. but shy. So far only one of them will let me touch it. The others will let me get close, but run off if I try to pet them. They're about the right age to be on their own, I'm hoping to find homes for them.
Also, a stray cat decided to start living in my yard. It had kittens. Now, I have four homeless cats living in my yard. The mother is fairly friendly, I suspect someone may have dropped her off when they realized she was pregnant. The kittens are actually pretty cute. but shy. So far only one of them will let me touch it. The others will let me get close, but run off if I try to pet them. They're about the right age to be on their own, I'm hoping to find homes for them.
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I haz new boytoy
You're the one who's all about open polygamous relationships, right?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Nexa wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Did I mention I got a job? Cause I did. Got a job, that is. I know I put it on Facebook, but I know the rest of you have been impatiently waiting for news of my life. So there it is. I has job.
Congratulations duck, that's fantastic!
Nexa
Seconded! Way to go, slacker.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Debalic wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I haz new boytoy, and the lead in the next community theater production. I get to be a female pirate captain. That's about the extent of my excitement.
That's about the extent of my excitement.To steal a line from the new Tim Allen sitcom, Do your panties say "booty"?
(hopefully you pull off the outfit as well as Nancy Travis does!)
Nope, but that's a neat idea! I should totally find some that say that.
@Demea: Yes. This is significant to me, because I'm over 200 miles away from my primary and other guys. So yay for me having someone to cuddle and do other stuffs with on a regular basis again.
Eske Esquire wrote:
Dealing with wedding preparations, but it's exhausting enough to deal with, let alone report.
Nadenu wrote:
Did I mention I got a job? Cause I did. Got a job, that is. I know I put it on Facebook, but I know the rest of you have been impatiently waiting for news of my life. So there it is. I has job.
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I haz new boytoy, and the lead in the next community theater production. I get to be a female pirate captain. That's about the extent of my excitement.
That's about the extent of my excitement.
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