This isn't what you think it isFollow

So seriously, it isn't. I wouldn't celebrate some meaningless milestone with a gargantuan wall of text, even if it was a chance to +1 or something. So don't even insinuate it.

Anyhoo, to not make this official or anything, but I should thank people. So thank you to everyone on this list. Specifically those nearer to the bottom and those who aren't posting anymore. Your ignorance and apathy is what fuels me.

Also this is the perfect opportunity to dispel some swirling rumors, and add some tinfoil hat moments maybe. So anyway it turns out I've been lying to you guys for a while, according to U.S. Government documents at least. As far as rumors go, I'll have to state simply that I'll neither confirm or deny the allegations, though they have added some interesting topics to conversation over the dinner table as of late. Of course, while I won't comment, I'm not above turning it into a guessing game for amusement purposes. So with that said:





So there you have it. I hope it wasn't everything you expected and more, or something. And now ladies and gentlemen Mr. Conway Twitty...

You're not alive, are you?

I'd congratulate you, but I'm not on that list.

My posts over time graph is comfortingly linear. I'm a man of few surprises.

Congrats, PFORU, post moar nub, etc.

And I guessed that you aren't a parent.

You've been comfortably deceiving zammites for some time. Why the big reveal now? Be honest.

Tits or GTFO.

I herd u liek raetups

Too bad it hasn't been updated in a year huh?

This is not a PFORU.

This is not a congrats, either.

Have some universe glue.

If you and Ugly both continue posting at the same steady rates as listed in that link, in January of 2284, Ugly will pass you in post count.

Don't say you weren't warned.

Indeed.

I believe I can however eliminate at least one or two of the options from the list