Anyhoo, to not make this official or anything, but I should thank people. So thank you to everyone on this list. Specifically those nearer to the bottom and those who aren't posting anymore. Your ignorance and apathy is what fuels me.
Also this is the perfect opportunity to dispel some swirling rumors, and add some tinfoil hat moments maybe. So anyway it turns out I've been lying to you guys for a while, according to U.S. Government documents at least. As far as rumors go, I'll have to state simply that I'll neither confirm or deny the allegations, though they have added some interesting topics to conversation over the dinner table as of late. Of course, while I won't comment, I'm not above turning it into a guessing game for amusement purposes. So with that said:
What's the big secret?
|someproteinguy isn't a guy:||9 (28.1%)|
|someproteinguy isn't an American:||12 (37.5%)|
|someproteinguy isn't a scientist:||7 (21.9%)|
|someproteinguy isn't a parent:||4 (12.5%)|
So there you have it. I hope it wasn't everything you expected and more, or something. And now ladies and gentlemen Mr. Conway Twitty...