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#1 Jun 05 2012 at 9:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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So seriously, it isn't. I wouldn't celebrate some meaningless milestone with a gargantuan wall of text, even if it was a chance to +1 or something. So don't even insinuate it. Smiley: glare

Anyhoo, to not make this official or anything, but I should thank people. So thank you to everyone on this list. Specifically those nearer to the bottom and those who aren't posting anymore. Your ignorance and apathy is what fuels me.

Also this is the perfect opportunity to dispel some swirling rumors, and add some tinfoil hat moments maybe. So anyway it turns out I've been lying to you guys for a while, according to U.S. Government documents at least. As far as rumors go, I'll have to state simply that I'll neither confirm or deny the allegations, though they have added some interesting topics to conversation over the dinner table as of late. Of course, while I won't comment, I'm not above turning it into a guessing game for amusement purposes. So with that said:

What's the big secret?
someproteinguy isn't a guy:9 (28.1%)
someproteinguy isn't an American:12 (37.5%)
someproteinguy isn't a scientist:7 (21.9%)
someproteinguy isn't a parent:4 (12.5%)
Total:32


Smiley: tinfoilhat

So there you have it. I hope it wasn't everything you expected and more, or something. And now ladies and gentlemen Mr. Conway Twitty...

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#2 Jun 05 2012 at 9:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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E. someproteinguy isn't relevant.

Grats, I guess.
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#3 Jun 05 2012 at 9:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Jun 05 2012 at 9:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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#5 Jun 05 2012 at 9:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'd congratulate you, but I'm not on that list.
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#6 Jun 05 2012 at 10:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratz on the 5k someproteingirl!
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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#7 Jun 05 2012 at 10:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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#8 Jun 05 2012 at 10:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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This has nothing to do with you, but
A. Surprised that I'm still on that list
B. Surprised that Smasharoo surpasses me on that list, seeing as he only stops by to post here in between killing Jihadists and baking perfect baklava.
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#9 Jun 05 2012 at 10:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats, PFORU, post moar nub, etc.

And I guessed that you aren't a parent.
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#10 Jun 05 2012 at 10:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Is this where I post for the obligatory rate ups?
#11 Jun 05 2012 at 11:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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You've been comfortably deceiving zammites for some time. Why the big reveal now? Be honest.

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#12 Jun 05 2012 at 11:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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You've been comfortably deceiving zammites for some time. Why the big reveal now? Be honest.


Turns out some of the summer help isn't so good at keeping quiet. Rest assured they've received a little assistance with the matter and it won't happen again. Still is best to nip these things in the bud.

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#13 Jun 05 2012 at 11:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tits or GTFO.
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#14 Jun 05 2012 at 11:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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#15 Jun 05 2012 at 12:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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#16 Jun 05 2012 at 12:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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I didn't see the big secret that only us super awesome admin types know. Every time I see protein post I go, "Hey, that's odd..."

Congo-rats on 5k!
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#17 Jun 05 2012 at 12:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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My posts over time graph is comfortingly linear. I'm a man of few surprises.
Too bad it hasn't been updated in a year huh?
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#18 Jun 05 2012 at 12:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's okay, neither have I.

Edit: Heh. I'm up about 5,362 posts since that was made around a year and a month ago or 14.11 posts per day. Versus my lifetime average of 13.93. I'm bustin' wild!

Edited, Jun 5th 2012 1:38pm by Jophiel
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#20 Jun 05 2012 at 12:43 PM Rating: Excellent
Okay, now I'm curious...

Also, PFORU, and grats on your non-ding. Smiley: grin
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#21 Jun 05 2012 at 1:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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This is not a PFORU.

This is not a congrats, either.

Have some universe glue.

Smiley: ducttape
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#22 Jun 05 2012 at 1:40 PM Rating: Excellent
You've posted more than me.
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Jophiel wrote:
That's okay, neither have I.

Edit: Heh. I'm up about 5,362 posts since that was made around a year and a month ago or 14.11 posts per day. Versus my lifetime average of 13.93. I'm bustin' wild!

Edited, Jun 5th 2012 1:38pm by Jophiel
If you and Ugly both continue posting at the same steady rates as listed in that link, in January of 2284, Ugly will pass you in post count.

Don't say you weren't warned.

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#24 Jun 05 2012 at 2:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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ctrl+f Nilatai.

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#25 Jun 05 2012 at 3:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I didn't see the big secret that only us super awesome admin types know. Every time I see protein post I go, "Hey, that's odd..."

Congo-rats on 5k!

Indeed.

I believe I can however eliminate at least one or two of the options from the list Smiley: sly
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#26 Jun 05 2012 at 3:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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This is not a PFORU.

This is not a congrats, either.

Have some universe glue.

Smiley: ducttape


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#27 Jun 05 2012 at 3:59 PM Rating: Excellent
Carbunculations on the 5K, someprotienguy!! Smiley: yippee


On a completely unrelated note, I just finished reading the wanting seed. It was totaly ineffable.
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#28 Jun 05 2012 at 4:09 PM Rating: Excellent
Grats on 5k...and grats on me making a list in the Asylum Smiley: lol.
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#29 Jun 05 2012 at 4:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Baklava is baked?!
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#30 Jun 05 2012 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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