So much at stake on this gloomy tuesday.
Venus will trek across the sun today. I wont' likely see this as my little piece of the sky is covered with low-hanging clouds - as is the case with much of this side of the world. Still, it is hoped that this event will divulge some scientific secrets that Venus has not yet shared with us. It could also herald the coming of a second christ, the ending of the first age of man, or a global tree-frog infestation.
What if a baby is born onto the Asylum today, will the forces of good and evil be held in balance by the union of smash-sperm and nexa-ova?
....and of course Wisconsin holds their gubernatorial recall election today. The outcome is pretty substantial. Will Walker win this game of thrones, or will he be usurped by that dirty liberal guy?
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Alma wrote:
I lost my post
That would be fine with me...I'm sick of being pregnant. It's too late though, the kid is obviously already evil...he's currently trying to suffocate me with his feet.
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Worst thing is I've already heard that damn Bananarama song on the radio a dozen times today.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I'm not sure where you live but it might be time to find a new radio station.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Yeah, WTF are you listening to that plays that?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
It played a few times on the taxi ride to work on that damn little television. Or maybe just once and the coffee hadn't kicked in yet.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
She's Venus in blue jeans
Mona Lisa with a ponytail...
That and the above mentioned song make up the entirety of songs I know invoking Venus.
Mona Lisa with a ponytail...
That and the above mentioned song make up the entirety of songs I know invoking Venus.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
She's Venus in blue jeans
Mona Lisa with a ponytail...
That and the above mentioned song make up the entirety of songs I know invoking Venus.
It features prominently in some limericks I know...
Mona Lisa with a ponytail...
That and the above mentioned song make up the entirety of songs I know invoking Venus.
It features prominently in some limericks I know...
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Jophiel wrote:
She's Venus in blue jeans
Mona Lisa with a ponytail...
That and the above mentioned song make up the entirety of songs I know invoking Venus.
Mona Lisa with a ponytail...
That and the above mentioned song make up the entirety of songs I know invoking Venus.
Damn, now I have that ********** "She's So High Above Me" song stuck in my head, except that's Aphrodite.
lolgaxe wrote:
Worst thing is I've already heard that damn Bananarama song on the radio a dozen times today.
Aww, I like that song.
Although I wouldn't want to hear it a dozen times in one day.I have to get up at 4:30am to see this. 
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
I voted for Scott Walker again. Haha, just kidding. Fuck that ***hole again. In the ***.
I'm more hoping that one of the four pubbie state senators lose their recall since that will remove their super majority (they kind of already lost it when they lost guaranteed quorum, but yeah).
I'm more hoping that one of the four pubbie state senators lose their recall since that will remove their super majority (they kind of already lost it when they lost guaranteed quorum, but yeah).
As a public sector worker, I just want to take a moment since I have to smile and play nice otherwise to say fuck all you public worker hating assbags. I keep my head down and do my job. Hell, I even do a job now that most on the right against public assistance would appreciate (prevent/find fraud).
Paskil wrote:
As a public sector worker, I just want to take a moment since I have to smile and play nice otherwise to say fuck all you public worker hating assbags. I keep my head down and do my job. Hell, I even do a job now that most on the right against public assistance would appreciate (prevent/find fraud).
Stop posting on internet forums and get back to work.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Turns out the kid that everyone thought was gay in high school actually was, now lives in WI with his partner, and works with Equality WI. I keep getting facebook status updates dealing with his various meetings with congress people, ex presidents, and photos of them holding lit letters spelling out "BARRETT & MITCHELL" over some overpass in Milwaukee?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Demea wrote:
Paskil wrote:
As a public sector worker, I just want to take a moment since I have to smile and play nice otherwise to say fuck all you public worker hating assbags. I keep my head down and do my job. Hell, I even do a job now that most on the right against public assistance would appreciate (prevent/find fraud).
Stop posting on internet forums and get back to work.
Funny that you should mention that since I do occasionally browse here on my lunch. I have to carefully track my time usage since part of the department budget is federal funding. That means that sometimes when I use the toilet, your taxes are paying for my business. Just doing my duty.
ThiefX wrote:
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As a public sector worker, I just want to take a moment since I have to smile and play nice otherwise to say @#%^ all you public worker hating assbags.
And as a tax payer please allow me to be the first to say :-)
Cool story bro, I already called this weeks ago. Money wins elections.
Ha! Here I thought you were linking a "Walker Wins!" article. So what makes you think I automagically support unions in the first place? Because I'm in Wisconsin and a public worker? I'm actually rather ambivalent regarding public unions. Scott Walker and his buddies are sucking our state dry and when he's done, he will move on to some private sector lobbying job or on to national politics. I lost some faith in my state when we voted out Russ Feingold in favor of Ron "lol" Johnson. Tonight I just lost a little more. Incoming indictment in 3, 2, 1?
Edited, Jun 5th 2012 10:44pm by Paskil
As far as I'm concerned, we won. Lehman beat Wanggaard in the recall which means the pubbies can no longer Hulk Smash things through the legislature (at least until the Fall).
Mission accomplished in a GW, Wisconsin is still ****** kind of way.
Mission accomplished in a GW, Wisconsin is still ****** kind of way.
ThiefX wrote:
Quote:
As a public sector worker, I just want to take a moment since I have to smile and play nice otherwise to say @#%^ all you public worker hating assbags.
And as a tax payer please allow me to be the first to say :-)
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
varusX wrote:
And as a tax payer
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#22ThiefX,
Posted: Jun 06 2012 at 7:17 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Because Public employee Unions have become the biggest money laundering/vote buying scheme in politics. For decades they have gutted City and States and any attempt to control the waste and benefit packages that tax payers get stuck paying for has been met with Democrats screaming "IT"S A WAR ON THE MIDDLE CLASS!!!!!"
#23ThiefX,
Posted: Jun 06 2012 at 7:18 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Is that your normal pick up line you use outside of the local elementary school?
ThiefX wrote:
Quote:
Aww, is mommy and daddy giving you an allowance so you can buy candy after school, sweety?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
ThiefX wrote:
Quote:
Why do you want to 'doom' public sector employees?
Because Public employee Unions have become the biggest money laundering/vote buying scheme in politics.
And yet I don't see any union boss names on that list of gazillionaires that forbes puts out every year. I don't see their names in the news receiving seven digit bonuses despite laying off workers. In fact, rarely do I hear about successful lobbying attempts by unions anymore. They lose out to the corporate lobby almost every time.
Follow the money trail, it doesn't lead to public employees.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Follow the money trail...
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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