I would, in no uncertain terms, torture the hell out of the creepy cat lady that lives two blocks away with one of those. I'd also attach an iPod and speakers to blare "Ride of the Valkyries" while doing that. I'm sure she'd have a heart attack, at which point I'd have a bigger helicopter ...
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.