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#1 Jun 01 2012 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
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In the second issue of DC Comics Earth 2 series, Alan Scott, aka the green lantern, discovers he's gay. It has no impact on his superpowers.

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The article also mentions that the denizens of Riverdale High have warmly embraced a gay student.

What does it all mean?!
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#2 Jun 01 2012 at 8:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
What does it all mean?!
It means that DC comics are a social issue behind Marvel Comics.
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#3 Jun 01 2012 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, and just to put something into this thread, apparently some moms are shocked and dismayed that a medium that regularly features heavily muscled men in tight spandex is moving forward with the homogenda.
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#4 Jun 01 2012 at 9:00 AM Rating: Good
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I heard that some prominent Marvel figure would be coming out. I had hoped it would be Tony Stark or Steve Rogers, to bring that ship one step closer to being canon.
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#5 Jun 01 2012 at 9:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
discovers he's gay

This should happen when he's snuck into SuperMegaEvilCorp and is accessing the files on the CEO's computer.

"Huh? Hidden files on all the heroes! He even has one on me! What's this?... Oh my God, I'm gay!"
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#6 Jun 01 2012 at 9:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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I always knew Ryan Reynolds was teh *****!
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#7 Jun 01 2012 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:

"Huh? Hidden files on all the heroes! He even has one on me! What's this?... Oh my God, I'm gay!"
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Oh, and just to put something into this thread, apparently some moms are shocked and dismayed that a medium that regularly features heavily muscled men in tight spandex is moving forward with the homogenda
These mums obviously don't watch the Big Bang Theory ...
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This is ridiculous! Why do adult gay men need comic superheroes as role models?





Edited, Jun 1st 2012 5:25pm by Elinda
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#8 Jun 01 2012 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
I always knew Ryan Reynolds was teh *****!

Bard will be thrilled.
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#9 Jun 01 2012 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
"Huh? Hidden files on all the heroes! He even has one on me! What's this?... Oh my God, I'm gay!"
It was all because of pink kryptonite.
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#10 Jun 01 2012 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
discovers he's gay

This should happen when he's snuck into SuperMegaEvilCorp and is accessing the files on the CEO's computer.

"Huh? Hidden files on all the heroes! He even has one on me! What's this?... Oh my God, I'm gay!"


Yeah, that was my thought too. Smiley: lol Phrasing it that way just sounds weird.
#11 Jun 01 2012 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
In the second issue of DC Comics Earth 2 series, Alan Scott, aka the green lantern, discovers he's gay. It has no impact on his superpowers....
What does it all mean?!

Parallel universe, not the current Green Lantern, blah blah blah Ryan Reynolds was Hal Jordan not Alan Scott blah bla bla.
#12 Jun 01 2012 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good
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The man was married to Scarlett Johannson, and willingly divorced her. Repressed homosexuality is the only possible explanation for that.

Edit: although Blake Lively is pretty foxy, too.

Edited, Jun 1st 2012 12:50pm by Demea
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#13 Jun 01 2012 at 12:51 PM Rating: Good
There's more to marriage than having a hot wife, you know. Smiley: tongue There are many, many reasons celebrity marriages don't end up working out.

Seriously though, it would make me very sad if Ryan Reynolds was gay. Not that I have a chance in hell with him, but it's fun to fantasize about.
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There's more to marriage than having a hot wife, you know.

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although Blake Lively is pretty foxy, too.

Suppose he has her wear the uniform?
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#15 Jun 01 2012 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
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Seriously though, it would make me very sad if Ryan Reynolds was gay. Not that I have a chance in hell with him, but it's fun to fantasize about.


We're not supposed to fantasize about gay men??

If loving Neil Patrick Harris is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
#16 Jun 01 2012 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
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Screenshot.

edit: Probably should have resized it, but I was lazy.

Edited, Jun 1st 2012 3:34pm by idiggory
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#17 Jun 01 2012 at 1:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
[img=nph&bff].

edit: Probably should have resized it, but I was lazy.
I bet those were their O faces.
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#18 Jun 01 2012 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
It's not that, it just takes some of the fun out of it for me.
#19 Jun 01 2012 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
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I have no clue what is going on in this picture. Lolgaxe, 'splain it please!

Screenshot
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#20 Jun 01 2012 at 5:09 PM Rating: Good
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Deadpool be crazy?
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#21 Jun 01 2012 at 8:52 PM Rating: Good
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So many pancakes, can someone please pass the butter?
#22 Jun 01 2012 at 10:02 PM Rating: Good
Say what you will about Alan Scott, Guy Gardner is still the gayest lantern of them all.
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#23 Jun 02 2012 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Lolgaxe, 'splain it please!
Yeah, the explanation is so going to make sense, too. Deadpool, in one of his moods decides he wants to be a good guy instead of a bad guy. So to do that, he decides he'll join the X-Men. Shennanigans ensues. You have to keep in mind, that while Deadpool might be ******* insane, two or three books later what he does suddenly makes sense, in a completely ******* insane sort of way. He ends up going to longest way possible to a perfect conclusion. In this instance, he's cooking pancakes and then there's no mention of it for like two books. Then, he's on patrol with Domino, who is apparently deathly afraid of chickens. Lo and behold, Deadpool just so happens to go through an area that has a chicken, which freaks Domino out and she slips and falls safely into the pancakes. Which gets his tail out of his way so he can do what he originally planned to do.
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#24 Jun 02 2012 at 6:16 PM Rating: Good
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So, if I'm understanding you correctly, it's a comic written for those who are batsh*t insane?
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#25 Jun 02 2012 at 6:30 PM Rating: Good
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Deadpool is awesome.
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#26 Jun 02 2012 at 7:33 PM Rating: Good
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...I rest my case.
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