I may not know him in person, but I think protein is handsome, witty and charming. I do have a thing for nerds though, so there you go.
Any v-card carrier on this site has a thing for nerds.
If you're having the "the List" conversation, the thing to do is let her go first and name a bunch of celebrities. Then when it's your turn, name off your neighbors, your partner's friends, etc. Epic Lulz will ensue, trust me.
Having seen our neighbors, consider this a free pass.
hahaha, excellent attempt to prevent my overly-emotional pregnancy insanity from poisoning your food while you discuss being attracted to millions of women you'd "totally" @#%^ if not for your super-human degree of self-control.
It doesn't take a superhuman degree of self-control, and men aren't the only ones who enjoy dorking like rabbits with a rainbow of partners. The idea that men like *** above anything but that to women it's a snare used to trap a husband and then withold is antiquated and frankly, obsolete.
Peripherally related to the topic, I had a discussion with a male friend who was considering proposing to his girlfriend. She had basically told him that if the relationship wasn't going to move forward, she wanted out. He was resentful (nobody likes the ultimatum, right?), but smart enough to know that they had something special.
I asked him why he was hesitating, and he essentially said, "Because what if we get married and then someone better comes along?"
I think a lot of guys fear commitment because they want to keep their options open, unfortunately in many cases WAY the **** past their sell-by date.
Anyway, I smacked the back of his head and told him, "You are beyond lucky that THIS one came along. She's so far out of your league, you should be kissing her feet or the body part of her preference on an hourly basis. Get over yourself, hero. No one better is going to come along, moran."
Men. Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em for parts. Legally.
Edit: verb tenses matter.
Welcome to the last six months of my life. I need to PM you some phone numbers....