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#1 May 24 2012 at 9:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Breaking news. Apparently a religious guy is against *** lifestyles, and the LGBT community in turn are against the preaching. Film at 11.

I heard this on the taxi ride home yesterday. At first I thought it was just a George Carlin parody so I looked it up, and apparently it wasn't. Not to be outdone, of course, from the far other side is some random blogger who says that Worley is proof that religion should be abolished altogether. Both extremes are trying to outstupid each other. The worst thing here is that it's still 76 minutes before lunch. Smiley: frown
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Lunch started 50minutes ago. You know, you people in NY might not be in such a rush if you didn't start the day an hour behind.
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A fence, eh? Well, it works for keeping Mexicans where they belong...

...unless...


...holy shit, there's not *** Mexicans, are there?
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ou know, you people in NY might not be in such a rush if you didn't start the day an hour behind.
I'm sure if there was more to do in Canada than look at moose then you'd have to rush from one activity to the other as well.
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ou know, you people in NY might not be in such a rush if you didn't start the day an hour behind.
I'm sure if there was more to do in Canada than look at moose then you'd have to rush from one activity to the other as well.
Why would I, I've already got an hour head start.
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ou know, you people in NY might not be in such a rush if you didn't start the day an hour behind.
I'm sure if there was more to do in Canada than look at moose then you'd have to rush from one activity to the other as well.
Why would I, I've already got an hour head start.
Congratulations at casually accomplishing nothing in that hour. Smiley: smile
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Religious zealots and other (far) right wing nutjobs like Pastor Worley need to be told loudly and in no uncertain terms that when you hold a position of actual or perceived 'authority' (be it moral or political in nature) and people act on your words, then yes, you will indeed answer to a 'higher authority' ... ME (and YOU, the signers of this petition) and anyone else who finds it repugnant that a so-called 'man of God' could act in a clearly un-'Christian' manner.

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#9 May 24 2012 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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Why does anyone take that guy seriously? Even the least intelligent of our species must be able to figure out that his plan has some fatal flaws.
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He wants to put the gays and lesbians behind a fence, so they can't reproduce...

But they're already...*** and they....what is....how *** the woman?
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Even the least intelligent of our species must be able to figure out that his plan has some fatal flaws.
You're clearly blocking out what our species can, and cannot, figure out.
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#12 May 24 2012 at 12:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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I figured preacher guy was grumpy and this was his way of venting about stuff.
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Meh, heard of this a few days ago (why do I get all my liberal stories from conservative sites? It's like they try to do damage control before the stories get big...). Apparently back in the 1970s this pastor said:
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“I’m God’s preacher. I just believe the book. Living in a day when, you know what, it saddens my heart to think that homosexuals can go around, bless God, and get the applause of a lot of people. Lesbians and all the rest of it? Bless God, forty years ago they’d have hung ‘em, bless God, from a white oak tree, wouldn’t they? Amen. Sure they would.”


The guy is a moron, as are the people calling to abolish religion over his comments.
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He wants to put the gays and lesbians behind a fence, so they can't reproduce...

But they're already...*** and they....what is....how *** the woman?

I'd assume that fencing all those *** dudes together means the women would be walking knee-deep in a sea of *****. One of those lesbians trips and -- BAM!! -- instant ***-babies!
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You know who actually put gays and lesbians in fenced off areas? Hitler.

There, thread Godwinned for you. Although in this case, the above observation is NOT hyperbole that falls under Godwin's law. Since Worly also wants all homosexuals to die out of the human population.

Hang on, Worley thinks that gays and lesbians will all die out and no more homosexuals will be born, if they are fenced off from the rest of the population??? I'd ask if he knows how biology works, but he obviously has no fucking clue.

Edited, May 24th 2012 3:26pm by Aripyanfar
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You know who actually put gays and lesbians in fenced off areas? Hitler.
Bring it all together.
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Interesting seeing some of the 1968 version of "The Producers". Reminds me of how much I enjoyed the fluff that was the more recent version!
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Interesting seeing some of the 1968 version of "The Producers". Reminds me of how much I enjoyed the fluff that was the more recent version!
The "Keep it ***" number from the Matthew Broderick version always makes me think of the olde days in the OOT. Smiley: frown
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Interesting seeing some of the 1968 version of "The Producers". Reminds me of how much I enjoyed the fluff that was the more recent version!
The "Keep it ***" number from the Matthew Broderick version always makes me think of the olde days in the OOT. Smiley: frown

You weren't around for the old days in the OOT.
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Ari wrote:
Hang on, Worley thinks that gays and lesbians will all die out and no more homosexuals will be born, if they are fenced off from the rest of the population??? I'd ask if he knows how biology works, but he obviously has no ******* clue.


He thinks they're recruiting.

Yes, really.
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Hang on, Worley thinks that gays and lesbians will all die out and no more homosexuals will be born, if they are fenced off from the rest of the population??? I'd ask if he knows how biology works, but he obviously has no @#%^ing clue.


He thinks they're recruiting.

Yes, really.

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#26 May 24 2012 at 9:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sometimes CNN makes me lulz. This is one of those times.


Huh boy. The kicker was when he rhetorically asked if she'd want all the Jews to be rounded up and put behind the fence, and she paused and looked up and to the side. She was actually considering it. Smiley: lol
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#27 May 25 2012 at 5:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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"Harping, harping, harping about the electrified fence."

Well... yeah.
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#28 May 25 2012 at 7:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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She was actually considering it.
The Holocaust isn't in the Bible, so she probably never heard of it.
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I was going to say something witty and scathing, but people like that woman just drain the fire right out of me.

Edited, May 25th 2012 10:11am by AshOnMyTomatoes
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I was going to say something witty and scathing, but people like that woman just drain the fire right out of me.


She purged that devil fire with the light of the lord! Smiley: nod
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But is she a God Warrior?

Oldie but goodie.
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I was going to say something witty and scathing, but people like that woman just drain the fire right out of me.

Let's be honest, though. The reality is that "witty and scathing" would likely escape you even if the fire were plentiful.

I mean, witty, on occasion, is likely within your grasp. Scathing is probably even something you could conjure up if the situation required. But mixing the two together in a cohesive and effective fashion is just slightly beyond your ken.
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I was going to say something witty and scathing, but people like that woman just drain the fire right out of me.

Let's be honest, though. The reality is that "witty and scathing" would likely escape you even if the fire were plentiful.

I mean, witty, on occasion, is likely within your grasp. Scathing is probably even something you could conjure up if the situation required. But mixing the two together in a cohesive and effective fashion is just slightly beyond your ken.
True enough. I'm no Smash/BT/Elderon.

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#35 May 25 2012 at 1:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I was going to say something witty and scathing, but people like that woman just drain the fire right out of me.

Let's be honest, though. The reality is that "witty and scathing" would likely escape you even if the fire were plentiful.

I mean, witty, on occasion, is likely within your grasp. Scathing is probably even something you could conjure up if the situation required. But mixing the two together in a cohesive and effective fashion is just slightly beyond your ken.
True enough. I'm no Smash/BT/Elderon.

You see how I left MoebiusLord off that list?

See what I mean?
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MoebiusLord wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I was going to say something witty and scathing, but people like that woman just drain the fire right out of me.

Let's be honest, though. The reality is that "witty and scathing" would likely escape you even if the fire were plentiful.

I mean, witty, on occasion, is likely within your grasp. Scathing is probably even something you could conjure up if the situation required. But mixing the two together in a cohesive and effective fashion is just slightly beyond your ken.
True enough. I'm no Smash/BT/Elderon.

You see how I left MoebiusLord off that list?

See what I mean?

Burn?

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MoebiusLord wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I was going to say something witty and scathing, but people like that woman just drain the fire right out of me.

Let's be honest, though. The reality is that "witty and scathing" would likely escape you even if the fire were plentiful.

I mean, witty, on occasion, is likely within your grasp. Scathing is probably even something you could conjure up if the situation required. But mixing the two together in a cohesive and effective fashion is just slightly beyond your ken.
True enough. I'm no Smash/BT/Elderon.

You see how I left MoebiusLord off that list?

See what I mean?

Burn?

Wait, what are we doing again?


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Burn?

Wait, what are we doing again?

I'm waiting for a good old nerve touch. Ah, that takes me back.
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But is she a God Warrior?

Oldie but goodie.


Oh gods I remember her. Smiley: laugh People like that scare me, but at the same time make me laugh because of how crazy they are. And I love how the producers told us exactly what she spent the money on after she decided to accept it after throwing that huge fit.
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But is she a God Warrior?

Oldie but goodie.


Oh gods I remember her. Smiley: laugh People like that scare me, but at the same time make me laugh because of how crazy they are. And I love how the producers told us exactly what she spent the money on after she decided to accept it after throwing that huge fit.



What is this I don't even.

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#41 May 27 2012 at 2:38 AM Rating: Excellent
What? I've never even seen that whole episode, mostly because I've never regularly watched Wife Swap (just seen an episode or two), but I think that woman is like the most famous from that show, because she's so psychotic it's scary.
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This was from an episode of Wife Swap?

Everything about this is deeply disturbing.
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#43 May 27 2012 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
Yup, IIRC the other family was a bunch of hippies and the mom made a living as a radio psychic.

Another one I really enjoyed was a super feminist family that home schooled their three daughters, and a family with one teenage daughter that was a beauty queen and that was basically the center of their world. That one was interesting without being too crazy.
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Everything about this is deeply disturbing scripted.


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If that was scripted, that woman deserves an Emmy or something.
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If that was scripted, that woman deserves an Emmy or something.


You have any doubt that a outrageous burst on a reality TV show, where camera crews follow two families around and hope to find awkward and outrageous interactions, is scripted?
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This was from an episode of Wife Swap?

Everything about this is deeply disturbing scripted.


Fixed.


Yeah, I get that.
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Is this real life?
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Is it just fantasy?
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Caught in a landslide.
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