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#1 May 18 2012 at 10:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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My email wrote:
My place, June 14th
From: Sarah Jessica Parker
To: Me

[blah.. blah... donate and get entered to join SJP at some fundraising thing...]


My first thought upon seeing Sarah Jessica Parker saying "My place, June 14th" was "I hope this is spam..."
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#2 May 18 2012 at 10:09 AM Rating: Decent
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I understand she's considered quite **** by a small cadre of blind Hasidim living outside of Brooklyn. Since we all know they control media and banking, that likely explains this otherwise unusual fundraising tactic. Are you sure you didn't get an email intended for Jaime Goldschlagger?
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#3 May 18 2012 at 10:18 AM Rating: Good
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You know, I've started typing about 8 replies to this and I'm just not sure how to respond.

Horseface joke, how my exwife would have an instant ****** if SJP sent her an email directly, and how I somehow read the thread title as "worst political lecture ever".

Meh, I'm blaming it on sleep deprivation and no coffee.
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#4 May 18 2012 at 10:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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You know, I've started typing about 8 replies to this and I'm just not sure how to respond.
The best answer to this is "not at all," but obviously that ship has already sailed.
#5 May 18 2012 at 10:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's a lot more articulate than I thought was possible when typing with hooves.
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#6 May 18 2012 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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That's a lot more articulate than I thought was possible when typing with hooves.


See, that's what I was looking for. And what, no GIF of a horse using a computer?
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#7 May 18 2012 at 10:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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I googled "Horse Show" because of the Friday thread and have decided to limit the rest of my equine related inquiries for the notable future.
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#9 May 18 2012 at 1:36 PM Rating: Good
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I googled "Horse Show" because of the Friday thread and have decided to limit the rest of my equine related inquiries for the notable future.


Seeing thousands of links for Dressage and Hunter/Jumper competitions really scared you off, eh?

I don't blame you. Smiley: frown
#10 May 18 2012 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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Besides, dressage horses are a clear symbol of the GOP War on Women.

According to catwho, at least.
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#11 May 19 2012 at 1:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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If someone starts spamming horse **** here again because of that, Murders will occur. That is all.
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#12 May 19 2012 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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what about wombat ****?
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No one has spammed wombat **** in here before,so it would be difficult to spam it "again".
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#14 May 19 2012 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
Would you like to see a donkey show? Smiley: sly
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I couldn't find any wombat **** so here's a book about wombats instead:
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
If someone starts spamming horse **** here again because of that, Murders will occur. That is all.


I have no idea what you're talking about. Who would do something like that?
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#18 May 20 2012 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
Aww, come on now. She doesn't look like a horse. Smiley: frown
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#19 May 21 2012 at 7:00 AM Rating: Good
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I'd sooner click on the link that mentions horse **** before one that mentions Sarah Jessica Parker at all.
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#20 May 21 2012 at 7:05 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
My email wrote:
My place, June 14th
From: Sarah Jessica Parker
To: Me

[blah.. blah... donate and get entered to join SJP at some fundraising thing...]


My first thought upon seeing Sarah Jessica Parker saying "My place, June 14th" was "I hope this is spam..."
SJP looks dam good for her age. Besides she's married to Ferris Bueller.

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#21 May 21 2012 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
Besides she's married to Ferris Bueller.
He made a lot of mistakes in the 90s he's still answering for.
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#22 May 21 2012 at 7:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
SJP looks dam good for her age.

In a relative sense, I suppose. I'm sure there's opossums out there that look good for their age as well.

Actually, I'm less worried about her looks (the criticism is greatly exaggerated) and more so about loathing her in everything I've ever seen her "act" in.
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#23 May 21 2012 at 7:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
SJP looks dam good for her age.

In a relative sense, I suppose. I'm sure there's opossums out there that look good for their age as well.


Smiley: lol

I don't see the horse thing, myself, but nor do understand why women are so quick to defend her looks. I think she looks like an archetypal fairy tale witch.

Her being the romantic lead in a rom-com must be the ultimate middle-finger to unlucky boyfriends. Thought that you could grit your teeth and suffer through "Failure to Launch" by taking solace in the attractive female lead? Well suck it. You get Sarah Jessica Parker's hook nose for an hour and a half.

Edited, May 21st 2012 9:52am by Eske
#24 May 21 2012 at 7:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Elinda wrote:
SJP looks dam good for her age.

In a relative sense, I suppose. I'm sure there's opossums out there that look good for their age as well.
But can they schmooze the trendy opossum out of their campaign contribution dollars?


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Her being the romantic lead in a rom-com must be the ultimate middle-finger to unlucky boyfriends.

A-fucking-men. At least Katherine Heigl is easy on the eyes for 110 minutes of 3rd grade pageant level acting in a date night movie.

God ****, Failure to Launch was a horrible movie.
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#26 May 21 2012 at 8:49 AM Rating: Good
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God ****, Failure to Launch was a horrible movie.
In her defense, Matthew McConaughey is an equally awful actor.
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