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It must have been hard, to force that one in.
Just as Planned.
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It must have been hard, to force that one in.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
I think it's pretty clear at present that I put out. Either that, or that I smuggle basket balls.
I was pretty sure that "biological clock" thing was a myth, until you turned 32 and started chasing me around barefoot, wearing overalls, yelling "Ima make you put a baby in me!!"
I was pretty sure that "biological clock" thing was a myth, until you turned 32 and started chasing me around barefoot, wearing overalls, yelling "Ima make you put a baby in me!!"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You should have double-hatted your jimmy. Then again, I'm thrilled for the two of you. I can't wait until this kid is a teenager.
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