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#1 Apr 25 2012 at 9:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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The elusive "G-spot" erogenous zone has finally been discovered, at least according to the author of a new study. Dr. Adam Ostrzenski, a researcher at the Institute of Gynecology in St. Petersburg, Fla. says he discovered the anatomic structure other researchers have been unable to find after conducting an autopsy and hopes his research can improve the field of sexual medicine.
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"This study confirmed the anatomic existence of the G-spot, which may lead to a better understanding and improvement of female sexual function," Ostrzenski, who had previously been a professor of gynecology at Florida International University, said in a written statement.

So where exactly is the G-spot? According to Ostrzenski, there is a "bluish grape-like" sac-structure located on the back wall of the triangular shaped perineal membrane that fills the space between the arms of the pubic arch. The spot has three distinct regions says Ostrzenski and included a rope-like vessel structure that appears to be erectile tissue located between the fifth and sixth layers of the vaginal wall. The discovery came after a dissection of an 83-year-old Polish woman. According to the Los Angeles Times, Poland allows the dissection of human remains soon after death, when fine distinctions in tissue remain easy to see. Ostrzenski's study is published online in the April 25 issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Leave it to an old Polish broad to teach people how to fuck.

Full story. Some people argue against the findings but that's because they're all anti-Polish racists who hate sex.

Edited, Apr 25th 2012 10:54am by Jophiel
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#2 Apr 25 2012 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
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Huh, a gynecologist found the g spot of a dead broad.
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They sure that wasn't cancer since she was 83 years old?
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They sure that wasn't cancer since she was 83 years old?

Take the initiative to do some independent research.
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#5 Apr 25 2012 at 9:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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Just a guess, but they probably ruled out neoplasm, yes.

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Just a guess, but they probably ruled out neoplasm, yes.

No one suggested it was ghosts Smiley: mad
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#7 Apr 25 2012 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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Sounds like he realized he had a journal deadline the next day and pulled something out of left field. Smiley: lol

It's an interesting commentary on the autopsy restrictions, particularly because it makes you wonder what other biological features could be hidden by mandatory delays. I don't see any reason to assume that this is the G-spot--even if it is a universally shared construct, it's function is completely unknown. Plus, as the article mentions, we know far too little about what the tissue type or structure even is.

Then, of course, there's the fact that this is a sample size of one old woman with an unknown sexual history.

I say it's worth following up on, but that it's hardly conclusive. The Journal would have been better used to argue for new autopsy legislation, imo. He could still use the provocative material to get his case read, without ever having to make such an unsupported claim.
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#8 Apr 25 2012 at 10:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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I thought this was going to be a Nilatai thread, but then it turned into a some guy finding the g-spot of a corpse.
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Sounds like he realized he had a journal deadline the next day and pulled something out of left field. Smiley: lol


I'm going with small-time journal editor decided to publish despite reviewer objections because he thought it would be good publicity.

But I'm cynical like that. Smiley: wink

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He uses that telescope to look for G-spots.
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#11 Apr 25 2012 at 11:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's what she said.
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I thought this was going to be a Nilatai thread, but then it turned into a some guy finding the g-spot of a corpse.

I could find the g-spot of a corpse if I wante....wait gross.
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there is a "bluish grape-like" sac-structure

After finally finding it, no one wanted to find it ever again.
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I was amused by this story on the news with Diana Williams and Sade Baderinwa, two ladies I wouldn't mind doing some of this science on.
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I was amused by this story on the news with Diana Williams and Sade Baderinwa, two ladies I wouldn't mind doing some of this science on their bluish grape-like sac structures.

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#16 Apr 26 2012 at 7:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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A good response: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/04/25/don-t-believe-the-g-spot-hype.html

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#18 Apr 26 2012 at 7:40 AM Rating: Good
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Clearly the real spot is in the kitchen.
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ITT: Nexa rationalizes her disappointment


I think it's better for women everywhere if men have an excuse as to why they can't get us off.

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Well, yeah. You're frigid.

Edit: Smiley: thumbsup on sig. You know I love.

Edited, Apr 26th 2012 9:00am by Jophiel
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Well, yeah. You're frigid.

Edit: Smiley: thumbsup on sig. You know I love.

Edited, Apr 26th 2012 9:00am by Jophiel



I think it's pretty clear at present that I put out. Either that, or that I smuggle basket balls.

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#22 Apr 26 2012 at 8:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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I assumed you were the handmaid of the Lord. Don't sully my impression of you with tawdriness.

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Well, you know. The Lord likes his handmaids sexy. He likes a good time, like anyone else.

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Jophiel wrote:
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I was amused by this story on the news with Diana Williams and Sade Baderinwa, two ladies I wouldn't mind doing some of this science on their bluish grape-like sac structures.

It just sounds so **** when you say it.
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You people are too **** obsessed. Even women in a dry spell still have a raison d'être.
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It must have been hard, to force that one in.
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I think it's pretty clear at present that I put out. Either that, or that I smuggle basket balls.

I was pretty sure that "biological clock" thing was a myth, until you turned 32 and started chasing me around barefoot, wearing overalls, yelling "Ima make you put a baby in me!!"

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#30 Apr 30 2012 at 10:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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You should have double-hatted your jimmy. Then again, I'm thrilled for the two of you. I can't wait until this kid is a teenager.
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