I am not broken, he tells himself. Not broken... I simply have a different shape.In a moment of detached madness, Varus wondered how long that would last.
...The ****ing ban. What they took from him he would repay a thousand-fold.
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..."You understand, of course, that your vengeance is not the purpose of this League?" she said, eyes narrowed.
"By now, you surely realize," said Varus, or the amalgam which stood before them cloaked in Varus, its tongue swollen and black.
"It is the only purpose I have left."
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Just as Planned.
Quite possible the best part is that he's the pink sniper.
Just as Planned.
Varrus can finally use arrows.
This is what he's been waiting for his whole life.
This is what he's been waiting for his whole life.
Kavekk wrote:
Varrus can finally use arrows.
This is what he's been waiting for his whole life.
This is what he's been waiting for his whole life.
Til he takes an arrow to the knee.
He'll shoot himself while riding on his low horse.
In other news I'm pretty sure I've identified Varus' account name on fark.com.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I saw that. 
Pretty sure I'll never be able to take that champion seriously, even though he looks kinda badass.
Pretty sure I'll never be able to take that champion seriously, even though he looks kinda badass.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Samira wrote:
In other news I'm pretty sure I've identified Varus' account name on fark.com.
Is it one of these: 'Knoxsouthy, Varus, or lonelyman69', or something new?
Just as Planned.
Something new. I'll have to go back and see if I can find the thread where this one poster had such a very familiar voice. It was, predictably, in the Politics tab. 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Ahh, I never venture into the other tabs on Fark.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Samira wrote:
Something new. I'll have to go back and see if I can find the thread where this one poster had such a very familiar voice. It was, predictably, in the Politics tab.
You mean he's cheating on us with some other forum?
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
It's hardly cheating if he got kicked out of here first.
Right. We broke up with him.
For good reason.
For good reason.
Sometimes you just gotta thin the herd...
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Wait, was he actually banned again? I just thought this was an extensive muting.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
I can't wait to see what his final form looks like. I bet it's something like this.
Does this mean I'm not getting my $50 when Obama wins the election?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Does this mean I'm not getting my $50 when Obama wins the election?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I'm sure he'd return for that.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Sometimes you just gotta thin the herd...
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Grenades are the only way to fish.
Jophiel wrote:
Does this mean I'm not getting my $50 when Obama wins the election?
You better give him the address of a Western Union in a neighboring state.
Paypal, baby!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Paypal, baby!
There's my genius.
He got totally whooshed, didn't he?
What got Varus banned this time, anyway? I wasn't around that day.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
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