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#1 Mar 06 2012 at 11:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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My sister just had her baby, so I'm an uncle now. 9.5 lb, 22 inches long. They ended up doing a C section, which was apperently kind of scary, but they came through fine. So, yay!

Edited, Mar 7th 2012 6:30am by Kaolian
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#2 Mar 07 2012 at 12:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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You should make a single giant pancake in celebration.
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#3 Mar 07 2012 at 12:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations. Remember, there's only a brief period of time where he'll/she'll be light enough to still be flown around he room with remote controlled helicopters.
#4 Mar 07 2012 at 12:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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That depends on the scale of the remote control helicopter! I hear I can get a surplus AH1-C cobra attack helicopter for a decent price, that would be big enough to fly a Me around!
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#5 Mar 07 2012 at 12:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations! Remember, there'll only be a small window of time when you can hold him one handed!
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#6 Mar 07 2012 at 1:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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9.5 lb, 2 inches long.
Is it made of lead?

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#7 Mar 07 2012 at 2:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Friar Bijou wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
9.5 lb, 2 inches long.
Is it made of lead?


That's what I wast thinking. That's one dense baby!

I think maybe Kao missed a 1 somewhere?
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Or maybe he really is only 2 inches long. This was done on purpose of course, so he could be flown around on the helicopter much longer!

Congrats Kao!
#9 Mar 07 2012 at 5:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Gratz Kao, have you got him a wombat plushie yet?
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#10 Mar 07 2012 at 6:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats! Now tell them to have a girl so you can be an aunt.
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Gratz!

That's a huge little baby ROFL come on Kao give the edited deets! Smiley: grin
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Congratulations for your family. Go buy that baby some noisy toys; it's the aunt/uncle code.
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#13 Mar 07 2012 at 8:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Holy crap, that's almost twice what each of my boys weighed. Jacob's still not nine pounds yet after his first month (5-week) checkup!
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Whoops, was a typo. in fairness, I was pretty drained at that point. Full hardware specifications are: 9.5 lbs, 22 inches long, with a 36cm head. I don't know how they measure baby heads, so i'm not sure if thats diameter, circumference, radius, or area. Either way, i'm told that is fairly big.

He's actually the second place record size baby in the family so far. My little brother was 10 lbs23 inches. I was apparently in third place at 9.3 21 inches.

Wombat toys have been aquired, as have interesting noisemakers and lots of books.
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#16 Mar 07 2012 at 10:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats, Kao! Get your nephew a wombat for a pet.
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Congrats Uncle Kao. Smiley: flowers

Let the spoiling commence.....
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circumference IIRC, and grats. Smiley: grin

Time to drop by the house 15 minutes before bed time and get the little one all riled up. Smiley: nod
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Grats Kao! Smiley: king Just remember, when you pick him up over your head and say "Wheeee!', make sure you're not near a ceiling fan! My brother-in-law did that with another nephew. Didn't hurt him but it sure gave his lungs a workout. Smiley: cry And the rest of us near heart attacks! Smiley: yikes
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Kao has made 3 posts in this thread without making a pun. This baby might be the best thing to ever happen to us...

Grats Kao.^^
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#21 Mar 08 2012 at 12:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Whoops, was a typo.
They set you apart. Kao without typos would be...I dunno...acprog?
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Kao has made 3 posts in this thread without making a pun. This baby might be the best thing to ever happen to us...

Grats Kao.^^


I was over my pun quota for February, so by treaty I have to go a few days into march without using puns of mass destruction or else technically i'm in violation of several war crimes statutes and at least one zoneing ordinance.

Don't worry, i'm saving them up for another thread!

edit: quoted wrong post. oopsie.

Edited, Mar 7th 2012 10:52pm by Kaolian
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#23 Mar 08 2012 at 6:41 AM Rating: Excellent
"Come on, Kids, we're heading to Puncle Tim's house to see his latest addition to his pewter dragon collection."

Grats, Kao.
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#24 Mar 08 2012 at 6:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Gratz. Three more months till I become an Uncle as well.
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"And try not to break any this time!"

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I didn't check in to see this earlier, and for that I am sorry. Let me offer you a gift as an apology.
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#27 Mar 12 2012 at 1:07 PM Rating: Good
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Congratulations! Remember, there'll only be a small window of time when you can hold him one handed!
I'm still doing this at 5, almost 6 yrs.
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#28 Mar 12 2012 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
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Just pick em up by the ankle?
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