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#1 Mar 01 2012 at 1:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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This may be more interesting for you parental units, but since you guys have known me for years I wanted to share this. I was asked to do an interview about my blog from a local newspaper/informational site and it went live today. I promise, I'm just as sarcastic in real life as I am here, so hopefully it might be enjoyable Smiley: wink
http://www.trianglemom2mom.com/content/meet-brittany-suburban-rebel-mom
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DSD kicked Alma in the *** on another thread over the weekend. Clearly, she kicked too hard as he's obviously still feeling it.


#2 Mar 01 2012 at 1:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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So BE flexible!
That's how I got into this mess in the first place. Smiley: mad
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#3 Mar 01 2012 at 2:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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You and me both Smiley: lol
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DSD kicked Alma in the *** on another thread over the weekend. Clearly, she kicked too hard as he's obviously still feeling it.


#4 Mar 01 2012 at 2:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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But the bathrooms!! Why oh why can’t they learn how to aim???? I’ve contemplated painting a bull’s-eye at the bottom of each toilet just to give them something to shoot for.

You're welcome
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#5 Mar 01 2012 at 2:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Great article!

I've started two blogs and I just don't have the patience to maintain them regularly. And I only have one kid, haha.
#6 Mar 01 2012 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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But the bathrooms!! Why oh why can’t they learn how to aim???? I’ve contemplated painting a bull’s-eye at the bottom of each toilet just to give them something to shoot for.

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HOLY CRAP!!! I must buy these in bulk!!!!!!

Thanks Nad! Do you blog now? Throw me your url so I can check it out if you do!
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
DSD kicked Alma in the *** on another thread over the weekend. Clearly, she kicked too hard as he's obviously still feeling it.


#7 Mar 01 2012 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
HOLY CRAP!!! I must buy these in bulk!!!!!!
As far as I know they last for a long time.
I knew about these things because there was a news article here ages ago about some bars and clubs starting to use similar stickers.
And if they work for bars your 4 men won't pee them off anytime soon. Smiley: tongue

Although I couldn't find a place in the US that sells them with my 5 minutes of googling, so good luck getting them.
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YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#8 Mar 01 2012 at 3:19 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Although I couldn't find a place in the US that sells them with my 5 minutes of googling, so good luck getting them.
Then your Google-Fu is weak, while mine is strong.
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#9 Mar 01 2012 at 4:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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DSD wrote:

Thanks Nad! Do you blog now? Throw me your url so I can check it out if you do!

Not so much right now, but if I take it back up, I'll let ya know.

On the subject of boys not hitting the target, I love it when I go by the bathroom and Noah has forgotten to close the door and I see him peeing with his hands on his hips, kind of dancing around to some song in his head. Smiley: motz
#10 Mar 01 2012 at 5:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Haha! I'd blog about my travails as a father, but there's some other guy, local to me even, who has a great blog. Can't think of it now though...
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#11 Mar 01 2012 at 5:57 PM Rating: Decent
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I misread the title of this thread and was deeply disappointed by the contents.
#12 Mar 01 2012 at 5:58 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm... Apparently I misread the thread title. Carry on!
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#13 Mar 01 2012 at 5:59 PM Rating: Good
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**** you! Smiley: bah Smiley: motz
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#14 Mar 01 2012 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: disappointed fine. Here is some kiddie **** to make this thread complete. Now go read my **** interview! Smiley: mad
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DSD kicked Alma in the *** on another thread over the weekend. Clearly, she kicked too hard as he's obviously still feeling it.


#15 Mar 01 2012 at 8:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Get a job.
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#16 Mar 01 2012 at 9:03 PM Rating: Good
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Cool article. I think I remember seeing your blog at one point many moons ago, it's cool you're keeping up on it. Reading your "about me" made me laugh, as I have a friend who has a two year old girl now and her attitude towards motherhood is quite similar. It's a little eerie, really. Other than she swears by having a girl, wants another one, and can't comprehend having a boy.
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#17 Mar 01 2012 at 9:51 PM Rating: Good
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Get a job.

No Smiley: tongueIf I got one, the salary would only equal out to the cost of professional clothing, gas, day care, etc. I've got 3 more years to figure out how to get paid to blog while wearing my coffee pajama pants and chugging coffee!
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DSD kicked Alma in the *** on another thread over the weekend. Clearly, she kicked too hard as he's obviously still feeling it.


#18 Mar 01 2012 at 9:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've got 3 more years to figure out how to get paid to blog

(1) Become popular
(2) Sell ad space
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#19 Mar 01 2012 at 9:57 PM Rating: Good
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working on both of them my friend. Hence this shameless promo thread. Start spreading the word, bitches and help a femme out.
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DSD kicked Alma in the *** on another thread over the weekend. Clearly, she kicked too hard as he's obviously still feeling it.


#20 Mar 01 2012 at 9:57 PM Rating: Good
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Moichandising.
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#21 Mar 01 2012 at 10:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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#22 Mar 01 2012 at 11:42 PM Rating: Excellent
Make your kids bake cookies and sell them on the internet!
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#23 Mar 02 2012 at 2:23 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Make your kids bake cookies and sell them on the internet!
Making them bake cookies first is just cruel, unless you're using that to add to their value via claims of "skilled bakers".
#24 Mar 02 2012 at 9:48 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Make your kids bake cookies and sell them on the internet!

Obviously you missed my blog on how I suck at baking. It wasn't pretty.
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
DSD kicked Alma in the *** on another thread over the weekend. Clearly, she kicked too hard as he's obviously still feeling it.


#25 Mar 02 2012 at 9:58 AM Rating: Excellent
Well it seems your only recourse is to hire me as your personal chef. Smiley: schooled

Fluffing your flour? That's absurd.

Edited, Mar 2nd 2012 10:02am by Xsarus
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#26 Mar 02 2012 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
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Moichandising.


SRM the t-shirt. SRM the lunch box. SRM the movie. SRM the coffee mug...
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