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This may be more interesting for you parental units, but since you guys have known me for years I wanted to share this. I was asked to do an interview about my blog from a local newspaper/informational site and it went live today. I promise, I'm just as sarcastic in real life as I am here, so hopefully it might be enjoyable 
http://www.trianglemom2mom.com/content/meet-brittany-suburban-rebel-mom
http://www.trianglemom2mom.com/content/meet-brittany-suburban-rebel-mom
Answer about Parenting wrote:
So BE flexible!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
You and me both 
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But the bathrooms!! Why oh why can’t they learn how to aim???? I’ve contemplated painting a bull’s-eye at the bottom of each toilet just to give them something to shoot for.
You're welcome
Great article!
I've started two blogs and I just don't have the patience to maintain them regularly. And I only have one kid, haha.
I've started two blogs and I just don't have the patience to maintain them regularly. And I only have one kid, haha.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
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But the bathrooms!! Why oh why can’t they learn how to aim???? I’ve contemplated painting a bull’s-eye at the bottom of each toilet just to give them something to shoot for.
You're welcome
HOLY CRAP!!! I must buy these in bulk!!!!!!
Thanks Nad! Do you blog now? Throw me your url so I can check it out if you do!
DSD wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I knew about these things because there was a news article here ages ago about some bars and clubs starting to use similar stickers.
And if they work for bars your 4 men won't pee them off anytime soon.
Although I couldn't find a place in the US that sells them with my 5 minutes of googling, so good luck getting them.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Although I couldn't find a place in the US that sells them with my 5 minutes of googling, so good luck getting them.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
DSD wrote:
Thanks Nad! Do you blog now? Throw me your url so I can check it out if you do!
Not so much right now, but if I take it back up, I'll let ya know.
On the subject of boys not hitting the target, I love it when I go by the bathroom and Noah has forgotten to close the door and I see him peeing with his hands on his hips, kind of dancing around to some song in his head.
Haha! I'd blog about my travails as a father, but there's some other guy, local to me even, who has a great blog. Can't think of it now though...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I misread the title of this thread and was deeply disappointed by the contents.
Hmm... Apparently I misread the thread title. Carry on!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Damn you! 
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
fine. Here is someGet a job.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Cool article. I think I remember seeing your blog at one point many moons ago, it's cool you're keeping up on it. Reading your "about me" made me laugh, as I have a friend who has a two year old girl now and her attitude towards motherhood is quite similar. It's a little eerie, really. Other than she swears by having a girl, wants another one, and can't comprehend having a boy.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Smasharoo wrote:
Get a job.
No
If I got one, the salary would only equal out to the cost of professional clothing, gas, day care, etc. I've got 3 more years to figure out how to get paid to blog while wearing my coffee pajama pants and chugging coffee! DSD wrote:
I've got 3 more years to figure out how to get paid to blog
(1) Become popular
(2) Sell ad space
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
working on both of them my friend. Hence this shameless promo thread. Start spreading the word, bitches and help a femme out.
Moichandising.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Web cam
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Make your kids bake cookies and sell them on the internet!
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Make your kids bake cookies and sell them on the internet!
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Make your kids bake cookies and sell them on the internet!
Obviously you missed my blog on how I suck at baking. It wasn't pretty.
Well it seems your only recourse is to hire me as your personal chef. 
Fluffing your flour? That's absurd.
Edited, Mar 2nd 2012 10:02am by Xsarus
Fluffing your flour? That's absurd.
Edited, Mar 2nd 2012 10:02am by Xsarus
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lolgaxe wrote:
Moichandising.
SRM the t-shirt. SRM the lunch box. SRM the movie. SRM the coffee mug...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
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