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#1 Mar 01 2012 at 1:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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This may be more interesting for you parental units, but since you guys have known me for years I wanted to share this. I was asked to do an interview about my blog from a local newspaper/informational site and it went live today. I promise, I'm just as sarcastic in real life as I am here, so hopefully it might be enjoyable Smiley: wink
http://www.trianglemom2mom.com/content/meet-brittany-suburban-rebel-mom
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#2 Mar 01 2012 at 1:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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So BE flexible!
That's how I got into this mess in the first place. Smiley: mad
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#3 Mar 01 2012 at 2:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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You and me both Smiley: lol
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#4 Mar 01 2012 at 2:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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But the bathrooms!! Why oh why can’t they learn how to aim???? I’ve contemplated painting a bull’s-eye at the bottom of each toilet just to give them something to shoot for.

You're welcome
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#5 Mar 01 2012 at 2:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Great article!

I've started two blogs and I just don't have the patience to maintain them regularly. And I only have one kid, haha.
#6 Mar 01 2012 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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But the bathrooms!! Why oh why can’t they learn how to aim???? I’ve contemplated painting a bull’s-eye at the bottom of each toilet just to give them something to shoot for.

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HOLY CRAP!!! I must buy these in bulk!!!!!!

Thanks Nad! Do you blog now? Throw me your url so I can check it out if you do!
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#7 Mar 01 2012 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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HOLY CRAP!!! I must buy these in bulk!!!!!!
As far as I know they last for a long time.
I knew about these things because there was a news article here ages ago about some bars and clubs starting to use similar stickers.
And if they work for bars your 4 men won't pee them off anytime soon. Smiley: tongue

Although I couldn't find a place in the US that sells them with my 5 minutes of googling, so good luck getting them.
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#8 Mar 01 2012 at 3:19 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Although I couldn't find a place in the US that sells them with my 5 minutes of googling, so good luck getting them.
Then your Google-Fu is weak, while mine is strong.
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#9 Mar 01 2012 at 4:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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DSD wrote:

Thanks Nad! Do you blog now? Throw me your url so I can check it out if you do!

Not so much right now, but if I take it back up, I'll let ya know.

On the subject of boys not hitting the target, I love it when I go by the bathroom and Noah has forgotten to close the door and I see him peeing with his hands on his hips, kind of dancing around to some song in his head. Smiley: motz
#10 Mar 01 2012 at 5:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Haha! I'd blog about my travails as a father, but there's some other guy, local to me even, who has a great blog. Can't think of it now though...
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#11 Mar 01 2012 at 5:57 PM Rating: Decent
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I misread the title of this thread and was deeply disappointed by the contents.
#12 Mar 01 2012 at 5:58 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm... Apparently I misread the thread title. Carry on!
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#13 Mar 01 2012 at 5:59 PM Rating: Good
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**** you! Smiley: bah Smiley: motz
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#14 Mar 01 2012 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: disappointed fine. Here is some kiddie **** to make this thread complete. Now go read my **** interview! Smiley: mad
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#15 Mar 01 2012 at 8:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Get a job.
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#16 Mar 01 2012 at 9:03 PM Rating: Good
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Cool article. I think I remember seeing your blog at one point many moons ago, it's cool you're keeping up on it. Reading your "about me" made me laugh, as I have a friend who has a two year old girl now and her attitude towards motherhood is quite similar. It's a little eerie, really. Other than she swears by having a girl, wants another one, and can't comprehend having a boy.
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#17 Mar 01 2012 at 9:51 PM Rating: Good
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Get a job.

No Smiley: tongueIf I got one, the salary would only equal out to the cost of professional clothing, gas, day care, etc. I've got 3 more years to figure out how to get paid to blog while wearing my coffee pajama pants and chugging coffee!
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#18 Mar 01 2012 at 9:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've got 3 more years to figure out how to get paid to blog

(1) Become popular
(2) Sell ad space
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#19 Mar 01 2012 at 9:57 PM Rating: Good
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working on both of them my friend. Hence this shameless promo thread. Start spreading the word, bitches and help a femme out.
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#20 Mar 01 2012 at 9:57 PM Rating: Good
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Moichandising.
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#21 Mar 01 2012 at 10:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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#22 Mar 01 2012 at 11:42 PM Rating: Excellent
Make your kids bake cookies and sell them on the internet!
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#23 Mar 02 2012 at 2:23 AM Rating: Good
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Make your kids bake cookies and sell them on the internet!
Making them bake cookies first is just cruel, unless you're using that to add to their value via claims of "skilled bakers".
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#24 Mar 02 2012 at 9:48 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Make your kids bake cookies and sell them on the internet!

Obviously you missed my blog on how I suck at baking. It wasn't pretty.
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#25 Mar 02 2012 at 9:58 AM Rating: Excellent
Well it seems your only recourse is to hire me as your personal chef. Smiley: schooled

Fluffing your flour? That's absurd.

Edited, Mar 2nd 2012 10:02am by Xsarus
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#26 Mar 02 2012 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
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Moichandising.


SRM the t-shirt. SRM the lunch box. SRM the movie. SRM the coffee mug...
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#27 Mar 02 2012 at 5:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Don't forget about the SRM flamethrower.
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#29 Mar 03 2012 at 5:08 AM Rating: Good
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I think the coffee mug is the best place to start with merchandising. Smiley: tongue


Also DSD, I saw the puzzles blog, do you know about Wasgij puzzles?
They're puzzles where the box doesn't show the actual puzzle but reactions to what's happening in the puzzle.
And as a bonus, they're pretty tough so it'll keep your kids busy for ages.
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#30 Mar 04 2012 at 7:18 PM Rating: Good
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I love the flamethrower idea. I may even have to go with SRM duct tape since that's my MO.
Aethien, havent seen those before, but the boys may love them. I seriously hate puzzles. Smiley: mad
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#31 Mar 05 2012 at 10:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Get a job.

No Smiley: tongueIf I got one, the salary would only equal out to the cost of professional clothing, gas, day care, etc. I've got 3 more years to figure out how to get paid to blog while wearing my coffee pajama pants and chugging coffee!


I want coffee pajama pants.

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#32 Mar 05 2012 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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These are the ones I have. Tell Smash to get on it.
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#33 Mar 05 2012 at 10:47 AM Rating: Good
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DSD wrote:
I love the flamethrower idea. I may even have to go with SRM duct tape since that's my MO.
Aethien, havent seen those before, but the boys may love them. I seriously hate puzzles. Smiley: mad
Those puzzles will make for an excellent birthday/holiday/mom-doesn't-want-to-be-bothered gift because the addition of having to discover what exactly you're making is great. It's kept my now 13 year old cousin busy for ages and ages (as well as his dad. Many a Christmas has been spent with half the family trying to complete a new Wasgij puzzle.)
They've pretty much added the sense of excitement and wonder when you discover a new part of the world in an MMO to puzzling.


Edited, Mar 5th 2012 5:49pm by Aethien
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#34 Mar 05 2012 at 11:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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DSD wrote:
These are the ones I have. Tell Smash to get on it.


Smash did get on it. That's what got her into this mess.


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Nexa wrote:
DSD wrote:
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No Smiley: tongueIf I got one, the salary would only equal out to the cost of professional clothing, gas, day care, etc. I've got 3 more years to figure out how to get paid to blog while wearing my coffee pajama pants and chugging coffee!

I want coffee pajama pants.

DSD wrote:
These are the ones I have. Tell Smash to get on it.

Oh...that's not really what I thought of when you were talking about coffee pants.
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.... being able to have an adult conversation without having to wipe a snotty nose or reach for crayons under the table multiple times is just awesome.

So so true.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I think the coffee mug is the best place to start with merchandising. Smiley: tongue


Also DSD, I saw the puzzles blog, do you know about Wasgij puzzles?
They're puzzles where the box doesn't show the actual puzzle but reactions to what's happening in the puzzle.
And as a bonus, they're pretty tough so it'll keep your kids busy for ages.


Huh. Those are kinda cool. My family mostly does puzzles without looking much at the picture anyway, but that's a nice twist.

I can recall two specific puzzles that were ridiculous in terms of toughness. One was a puzzle that consisted entirely of a zillion different colored balloons. Yeah. Box didn't help much with that one. Another was a maze. Like a white background, with just lines on it which formed a maze when completed. The bonus was that you could then use a crayon and solve the maze once you were done!


Good times.
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#38 Mar 07 2012 at 4:17 PM Rating: Good
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.... being able to have an adult conversation without having to wipe a snotty nose or reach for crayons under the table multiple times is just awesome.

So so true.


Yup.

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#39 Mar 08 2012 at 9:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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The hardest puzzle I ever did was a 1000 piece double sided puzzle with no straight edges. It was hot air balloons. I love puzzles, but it nearly broke me.

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