Thomas Weed, in court for hashish-related charges.
He sounds like a real brain trust, as well.
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He hash really groovy hair.
Edited, Feb 17th 2012 8:26am by Omegavegeta
Edited, Feb 17th 2012 8:26am by Omegavegeta
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
We had a dude get arrested for surfing Lake Michigan during a winter storm. His name is Rex Flodstrom. While not as directly connected, if you told me that a guy named Rex Flodstrom was trying to surf in Lake Michigan in January, I'd have believed you based on name alone.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Thomas Weed! Rex Flodstrom! Slab Bulkhead! Fridge Largemeat! Punt Speedchunk! Butch Deadlift! Bold Bigflank! Splint Chesthair! Flint Ironstag! Bolt Vanderhuge! Thick McRunfast!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Thomas Weed! Rex Flodstrom! Slab Bulkhead! Fridge Largemeat! Punt Speedchunk! Butch Deadlift! Bold Bigflank! Splint Chesthair! Flint Ironstag! Bolt Vanderhuge! Thick McRunfast!
I'm fairly certain I saw a **** with these two in it. Or maybe I am confusing Thick for Bolt. They do look a little alike.
Look, another railing kill!
I'm glad I got that out of my system.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
lolgaxe wrote:
Thomas Weed! Rex Flodstrom! Slab Bulkhead! Fridge Largemeat! Punt Speedchunk! Butch Deadlift! Bold Bigflank! Splint Chesthair! Flint Ironstag! Bolt Vanderhuge! Thick McRunfast!
I 100% get your reference and yet I wound up singing that in my head to "It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
In the not too distant future, I feel fine.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Well with a name like that, what did his parents expect?
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Guess it's too lake to name one of my kids Johnny Carjack...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Apparently Beate Suface is a real name.
Just as Planned.
Quote:
Thomas Weed, 26, created a hubbub when he briefly resisted his attorney's advice and insisted on his right to speedy court proceedings, saying the only reason for a delay would be to "find evidence against me."
Good point. They certainly wouldn't want that!
PS: Somehow, SFgate (the linked website) has made it so that cutting and pasting any portion of the text from their page also adds this at the bottom:
Quote:
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/02/16/BAKB1N8QUF.DTL#ixzz1mfdDMRnv
How'd they manage that? Can somebody more computer savvy than me explain?
Edited, Feb 17th 2012 2:53pm by Eske
Samira wrote:
Thomas Weed, in court for hashish-related charges.
What could this guy be arrested for then?
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What a cruel parent to name a child Robert when their last name is ****** Sounds like something I would propose when it's time to name the child. 
Mr ***** probably had a distant ancestor that was a wood collector. And, like his other more recent ancestors, he felt like he would be insulting his dad if he changed his surname.
Fake, but relevant.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
Steam: TuxedoFish
battle.net: Fishy #1649
GW2: Fishy.4129
***** is also "bassoon" in Spanish, Dutch, and Italian.
I played one in high school. I blew the ******
I played one in high school. I blew the ******
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
Steam: TuxedoFish
battle.net: Fishy #1649
GW2: Fishy.4129
This thread is aching for a Varus-type poster. Gbaji and Alma just don't cut it in the sensationalism department.
Then again, we only have white girls and rednecks. No black people, that won't attract the varus type will it? Shame, I love/d varus bait threads.
Then again, we only have white girls and rednecks. No black people, that won't attract the varus type will it? Shame, I love/d varus bait threads.
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
***** is also "bassoon" in Spanish, Dutch, and Italian.
I played one in high school. I blew the ******
I played one in high school. I blew the ******
The British have been eating them for decades.
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Samira wrote:
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
jtftaru wrote:
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
***** is also "bassoon" in Spanish, Dutch, and Italian.
I played one in high school. I blew the ******
I played one in high school. I blew the ******
The British have been eating them for decades.
They've also been smoking **** for years.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
jtftaru wrote:
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
***** is also "bassoon" in Spanish, Dutch, and Italian.
I played one in high school. I blew the ******
I played one in high school. I blew the ******
The British have been eating them for decades.
They've also been smoking **** for years.
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
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