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#152 Feb 10 2012 at 9:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've got it!

It's a plot to exploit the democratic electorate, that's how they got Eastwood to go along with it!

Seriously think about it, they used language they knew would appeal to the democrats. It sounds just like an Obama speech, and those Dems love Obama. Now whenever they have those wet Obama dreams, they'll wake up screaming "Chrysler! Chrysler! Chrysler!" They'll go out and buy heaps of 'em.

That when the plot thickens. 5 years down the road the crappy cars will start to fall apart. These Obama fanatics will have to drop heaps of cash just to keep their worthless piles of junk on the road. You know what that means?

Less political donations to the Democratic Party!

It'll be bigger then the time they exploited the government out of all that bailout money. Sheer brilliance I tell you, and not one of them sees it coming. They all think it's an Obama plot.

Sheer!

Brilliance!

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#153 Feb 10 2012 at 9:09 PM Rating: Decent
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I didn't catch anymore than Jeep in my original viewing.
Okay, commercial is 2:01 long. The brand logos start showing at 1:54, end at 1:57, and stay up for an additional four seconds.


Don't know what video you're watching, but I've got the youtube one linked in this thread open right now. At 1:54 the first logo (RAM) begins fading in. At 1:55, the second logo begins fading in (Dodge). At 1:55 the third logo begins fading in (Jeep), and the first logo gains full brightness/visibility/whatever. Oddly though, the fourth logo (Chrysler) doesn't being fading in until 1:57. The commercial lets the first 3 fade in all the way and *then* brings in the Chrysler logo. Just like the others, it takes a full 2 second to fully appear. The ad then goes fully black at 2:00.

The Chrysler logo is only really visible for that last second and a half. It's dark and hard to see. And again, how many people are going to read the equivalent of fine print at the end of that ad?

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I'll correct myself on my previous mistake, and point out that in that entire seven seconds (instead of two or three) you couldn't follow it? You might want to get that checked out, sounds like you're having problems processing information. Smiley: laugh


I just went frame by frame through the video. Something no one watching on TV would likely do. You're trying to argue that because we can pause and skip ahead frame by frame and clearly read the logos and determine who made the commercial that even a smallish percentage of the people watching this live on TV made note of, much less actually read those logos?


You're really stretching here. Like I said, I only caught the Jeep logo when I first watched it live. I absolutely didn't see Chrysler. Let's not forget that the Chrysler logo itself is probably the least recognizable of the set. And it's at the very end. And that still doesn't change the reality that most people aren't likely to know which brands fall under which company either. So you see a list of four car brands. Do you assume they're all one company? Maybe. Maybe it doesn't matter. You just think a group of car companies did the ad, but probably didn't pay attention to (or care) about which ones.


It was a terribly ineffective ad for the purpose of selling cars. It was an incredibly effective ad for the purpose of selling a political agenda. It ties directly into an existing plank of the Democratic Party.
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#154 Feb 10 2012 at 9:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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gbaji wrote:
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Most people watching that ad likely didn't think "That was a great Chrysler ad".
Sure, while the commercial was first airing they were thinking "What the fuck is this?" which after the end where the company name was shown (which showed for the standard 2 to 3 seconds, by the way. Not "brief" compared to any other commercial) they thought "Eh, when's the game coming back on?"


A list of brand logos popped up one after another in the last few seconds. I didn't catch anymore than Jeep in my original viewing. Watching it again and pausing it, I could see that it was Ram, Dodge, Jeep, and Chrysler (with Chrysler being last and only visible on the screen for about half a second). I'll point out again that most people couldn't tell you that all four are parts of the Chrysler company (except Chrysler itself of course). You see a list of brands and see a list of car company brands. Do you really think anyone read them and thought "those are all owned by Chrysler, so this was an ad for Chrysler cars"?


Really? Most people didn't associate that commercial with cars, or any specific car company. They associated it with jobs. Go watch it again. While there are cars in it, most of the images are of people, factories, buildings, flags, etc. It's not about cars. It's not about Chrysler.

Why do you keep saying 'most people'? Do you honestly think that?
#155 Feb 10 2012 at 9:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's amazing how some people deliberately find the absolutely most moronic angle to view, and then pick that one to go with.


Some people. But not me. And not in this case. Want to bet as to whether Obama uses Detroit auto worker recovery in his campaign and argues that this is what America needs more of to recover even more? You don't think people wont associate that with this? Then they wont think "Well, if Clint Eastwood says it's a good idea, then it must be a good idea".
Fucking right Obama will use references to this ad now that you and fellow GOP members have drawn attention to it.
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#156 Feb 10 2012 at 9:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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You're not stupid, are you?

Well, I'm not, no. As evidenced by my not demanding that everyone sees what a big political ad this was.
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#157 Feb 10 2012 at 9:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gbaji wrote:
Is this your first time around the merry-go-round? The whole "Find conservatives saying things which appear to support our position" tactic is pretty common on the left.


Is it yours? Nothing you've said so far has refuted my contention that the right should (from their perspective, not mine) take control of the conversation, and crying is not the best way to do that.

They used to be infuriatingly good at this. Since they've apparently set themselves on a contrarian course, they've completely lost the ability to stick out their chins and declare victory on the most tenuous grounds. Rove used to be pretty good at that. Now he's just joined the Grand Old Pity party.
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#158 Feb 10 2012 at 9:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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You're trying to argue that because we can pause and skip ahead frame by frame and clearly read the logos and determine who made the commercial that even a smallish percentage of the people watching this live on TV made note of, much less actually read those logos?
No, I'm arguing that either (a) you're deliberately going for the absolute most moronic angle that someone else found for you and running with it or (b) you have a severe processing disability. Either or your going into conniption fits over something that most people that exist in reality and outside your (and by "your" I mean Karl Rove's) imagination aren't giving two fucks over is amusing to no end.

Oh, just for kicks, I watched this one. Maybe I'm just super human and can process information much faster than you, but the logos all look fully formed and easy to decipher by the end of the commercial to me.

Edited, Feb 10th 2012 10:29pm by lolgaxe
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#159 Feb 10 2012 at 9:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Fucking right Obama will use references to this ad now that you and fellow GOP members have drawn attention to it.
Gotta love self-fulfilling prophecies.
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#160 Feb 10 2012 at 9:48 PM Rating: Good
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So, for once it wasn't a political partisan thread. I should have known better, but I was actually quite startled at how quickly, and thereafter how drawn-out, it derailed into a political thread. Smiley: glare

Also: has gbaji now taken over varus's ecological forum niche?


Yeah, funny how my sports topic turns into a political flashpoint Smiley: bah.

And gbaji's niche isn't quite the same as varus's...less bile and rancor, more cluelessness. Not saying that varus wasn't clueless, just that the bile and rancor kind of blocked out any actual content he might have had.
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#161 Feb 10 2012 at 10:05 PM Rating: Good
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I think gbaji is just as vile in his worldview as varrus. He just couches his ideas in blander terminology.
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#162 Feb 10 2012 at 10:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Like Samira said, the GOP could have taken the ad and easily spun it their way. The fact that they chose to cry about it instead and insist that it's a dem ad just makes them look silly, and ultimately associates positive messages with the Democrats, which isn't really what you want.
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#163 Feb 11 2012 at 12:26 AM Rating: Excellent
Rhetoric is a hell of a drug.
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#164 Feb 11 2012 at 6:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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Quote from the Head of Chrysler’s Dealer's Association from today's NY Times Business Section.

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Mr. Kelleher said his fellow dealers, Republicans and Democrats alike, were so angered by criticism of the ad that he convened an emergency meeting of the dealers’ council this week and, for only the second time in his memory, the council issued a public statement on behalf of Chrysler’s 2,300 dealers. The video “was designed to relate to those still suffering the effects of the recession, that they may be buoyed by our example and they may find the courage to endure through to similar success going forward.” the dealers said. “We have no doubt that this ad had no political agenda of any kind but rather a statement of fact and hope for the future for all of us and America.”


If you haven't read your full 20 quota of NY times Articles, this article is worth read in full.
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#165 Feb 11 2012 at 3:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Most people watching that ad likely didn't think "That was a great Chrysler ad".
Sure, while the commercial was first airing they were thinking "What the fuck is this?" which after the end where the company name was shown (which showed for the standard 2 to 3 seconds, by the way. Not "brief" compared to any other commercial) they thought "Eh, when's the game coming back on?"


A list of brand logos popped up one after another in the last few seconds. I didn't catch anymore than Jeep in my original viewing. Watching it again and pausing it, I could see that it was Ram, Dodge, Jeep, and Chrysler (with Chrysler being last and only visible on the screen for about half a second). I'll point out again that most people couldn't tell you that all four are parts of the Chrysler company (except Chrysler itself of course). You see a list of brands and see a list of car company brands. Do you really think anyone read them and thought "those are all owned by Chrysler, so this was an ad for Chrysler cars"?


Really? Most people didn't associate that commercial with cars, or any specific car company. They associated it with jobs. Go watch it again. While there are cars in it, most of the images are of people, factories, buildings, flags, etc. It's not about cars. It's not about Chrysler.


Dude, I don't even like cars and I know that Chrysler owns all the other brands. I know you conservatives are ignorant about a lot of things, but American cars too? Really?
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Technically, his argument is that everyone else is so stupid they can't tell a car commercial when they see one. Apparently only the GOP can save not only Clint Eastwood but also the American Super Bowl watching public from their own stupidity as they're all witched by a supposed "car" commercial.

We thank gbaji for coming down from his ivory tower long enough to assist the retarded American public Smiley: rolleyes
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#167 Feb 12 2012 at 8:52 AM Rating: Excellent
The III SNL spoofs of the Superbowl Chrysler Adds were hysterical. They can be found here.

Off topic, The Nick Cage thing during weekend update actually made me lol.

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#168 Feb 12 2012 at 4:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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I got distracted halfway through when I had to stroke one off to a GoDaddy commercial.
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#169 Feb 12 2012 at 5:00 PM Rating: Good
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I got distracted halfway through when I had to stroke one off to a GoDaddy commercial.

Was it Joan Rivers again? I couldn't look myself in the mirror for a week after that little prank.
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Quote from the Head of Chrysler’s Dealer's Association from today's NY Times Business Section.

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Mr. Kelleher said his fellow dealers, Republicans and Democrats alike, were so angered by criticism of the ad that he convened an emergency meeting of the dealers’ council this week and, for only the second time in his memory, the council issued a public statement on behalf of Chrysler’s 2,300 dealers. The video “was designed to relate to those still suffering the effects of the recession, that they may be buoyed by our example and they may find the courage to endure through to similar success going forward.” the dealers said. “We have no doubt that this ad had no political agenda of any kind but rather a statement of fact and hope for the future for all of us and America.”


If you haven't read your full 20 quota of NY times Articles, this article is worth read in full.


It's always interesting when people's own words prove exactly the point they're trying to deny:

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Chrysler executives were incensed by Mr. Rove’s remarks. “The former spokesperson was attacking not only a short video, but the essence of the bailout of Chrysler and G.M. while his former boss, the former president, was saying exactly the opposite,” a Chrysler spokesman, Gualberto Ranieri, pointed out to me.



That's the point. Chrysler feels that the "essence of the bailout" is something to be defended and is something being attacked by those who attack the ad. If the ad wasn't about the bailout, then why associate an attack on the ad as an attack on the bailout (and the political assumptions which surround it as a political agenda)? It's clear that they view this ad as a pro-bailout, pro-stimulus message. So why be offended merely by others pointing this out? Is it really so important for Chrysler to pretend that it's not being partisan here? Why? Why is deception so necessary for liberal policies to be embraced by the public? Why does the left feel like they must cloak what they're doing in half-true language?


Why not just say "We think the bailout was great and we should have more of that kind of thing to help other industries recover"? Why not be honest? That *is* the message of the ad. They just don't want to come out and say it. Why be so coy?
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Wait wait wait wait wait.

Wait.

WAIT.

SNL still airs? Smiley: dubious
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Is it really so important for Chrysler to pretend that it's not being partisan here?
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“The former spokesperson was attacking not only a short video, but the essence of the bailout of Chrysler and G.M. while his former boss, the former president, was saying exactly the opposite,”

Is it really so important for you to make it partisan?

Well actually, given how the election is shaping up, I guess it is. Wow, it must sting being on your side. Anyway, good luck with crying about car commercials.
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Gbaji wrote:
Is it really so important for Chrysler to pretend that it's not being partisan here?
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“The former spokesperson was attacking not only a short video, but the essence of the bailout of Chrysler and G.M. while his former boss, the former president, was saying exactly the opposite,”

Is it really so important for you to make it partisan?


No. I didn't make it partisan. It already was. Chrysler admitted that its ad was about the bailout. If it wasn't, then why make the point that Rove attacked the Ad, but Bush was praising the bailout at the same time? If the ad really isn't about the bailout, then an attack on the ad wouldn't be about the bailout, and there'd be no reason to compare what Rove said about the ad to what Bush said about the bailout.


It's just an amazing example of doublethink going on here. Everyone clearly *does* associate an attack on that ad in a political manner, but then they turn around and attack the attackers because they're pointing out the political associations in the ad. Um... Doesn't the response prove us right? I guess what I find the most amusing is the absolute certainty that none of the journalists and pundits insisting that it's just plain wrong for conservatives to associate the Detroit recovery with Democrat economic policies with regard to an ad calling for American economic recovery to draw from the model of Detroit will either be silent, or argue the exact opposite position when a Democrat running for office makes the exact same connection.


Why is that? Isn't that dishonest? If those people were really so upset about that sort of connection being made, then we can assume that they will be equally upset any time Obama attempts to use the Detroit recovery as an example of why his policies are better for American economic recovery, right? But we all know that's not going to happen. So can we stop buying this false outrage? The left tried to slip a political ad out in the form of a car ad. They got caught doing it. Can we move on?

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Well actually, given how the election is shaping up, I guess it is. Wow, it must sting being on your side. Anyway, good luck with crying about car commercials.


Good luck crying about us pointing out your side being so afraid of clearly stating their own positions and agenda that they have to hide them by pretending that it's just a car commercial. I've always seen this pattern in the behavior of the left, but isn't this ridiculous? You'd think that someone who has to help his "side" conceal what they stand for from the rest of the country might just start to question whether what he's doing is really such a great idea. But that's becoming increasingly more common on the left. It's why you have to relabel benefits as "rights", and spending as "tax credits", and tax deductions as "welfare", and now apparently your political ads are really just about selling cars!


Lol. Even you don't really believe that, do you?
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No. I didn't make it partisan. It already was. Chrysler admitted that its ad was about the bailout. If it wasn't, then why make the point that Rove attacked the Ad, but Bush was praising the bailout at the same time? If the ad really isn't about the bailout, then an attack on the ad wouldn't be about the bailout, and there'd be no reason to compare what Rove said about the ad to what Bush said about the bailout.

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Good luck crying about us pointing out your side being so afraid of clearly stating their own positions and agenda that they have to hide them by pretending that it's just a car commercial.

Oh, I'm fine with you wasting your energy crying about car commercials. In fact, I'll openly suggest that you continue to do so.
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It's hilarious how you type these things and yet they go right over your head.

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#176 Feb 14 2012 at 5:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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