we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
I'm raising mine to be a world conquering super villain, so you'll have to pick something else.
Speaking of which, I came home and watched Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long Blog to unwind.
Thanks everyone! His name is Jacob Lewis, and he eats like the Norse God of Eating Stuff. Cute lil bugger too; I can make him look like a shar-pei by pushing the skin down his forehead.
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
If anything I like dead baby jokes more since I became a father. :)
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Well aren't you lucky, not being cursed witha daughter. I don't want to kill people, but in less than a decade, I'm going to have to.
lolgaxe wrote:
I buy a new box of ammo every weekend for that exact reason.
Absolutely. My wife and I are *so* relieved to have two boys!
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
IIRC you use a boob to quiet the noise coming from large ******* on the top part. It's not a perfect solution, but it should give you some time to come up with a better plan.
Gratzies!
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That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Omgosh. Love it, hug it, gaze at it, make stupid faces at it, smile when it poos, count each little finger then each little toe, swaddle it, sing to it, spoil it's mother.