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I ended up with this today. What do I do with it?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Load it on a van with a pitchfork then nail it to 12 different trees.
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Congrats!!
Also, jesus christ Ari!
Also, jesus christ Ari!
Boil it with some butter and whip it at cars.
Also, congratulations!
Also, congratulations!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
congrats on your spawning!
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
I'm raising mine to be a world conquering super villain, so you'll have to pick something else.
My condolences for your sex life and sleep schedule Congratulations!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Looks like shoddy craftsmanship. You can't even stand it up right. Return to sender.
lolgaxe wrote:
I'm raising mine to be a world conquering super villain, so you'll have to pick something else.
Speaking of which, I came home and watched Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long Blog to unwind.
Thanks everyone! His name is Jacob Lewis, and he eats like the Norse God of Eating Stuff. Cute lil bugger too; I can make him look like a shar-pei by pushing the skin down his forehead.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
I can make him look like a shar-pei by pushing the skin down his forehead.
That reminds me, I need to see if the next episode of Bones is out.
Congratulations, Debalic!
My spawn turns 21 next week.
Gratz on the critter, Debalic. At least his ears ain't folded over like my son's were.
Gratz on the critter, Debalic. At least his ears ain't folded over like my son's were.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
If you need some quick cash, I know a guy. Only charges a fifteen percent handling fee.
Quote:
Thanks everyone! His name is Jacob Lewis, and he eats like the Norse God of Eating Stuff.
Well then, the first thing you do is begin your conquest of Austria, one stick of butter at a time.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Eske Esquire wrote:
Also, jesus christ Ari!
It's a dead baby joke:
Quote:
Q: What's better than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to twelve trees!
*cue audience's shocked expression and guilt for laughing*
A: One dead baby nailed to twelve trees!
*cue audience's shocked expression and guilt for laughing*
A bit tasteless in this thread, in my opinion, but whatever.
Congrats on the
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
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Dead baby jokes are just as tasteful here as anywhere.
Congrats, Deb.
Congrats, Deb.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
If anything I like dead baby jokes more since I became a father. :)
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Well aren't you lucky, not being cursed witha daughter. I don't want to kill people, but in less than a decade, I'm going to have to.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
I buy a new box of ammo every weekend for that exact reason.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
If you haven't settled on a name yet, the last xkcd has some suggestions. They're purportedly for a female, but they strike me as largely unisex.
My vote goes to Eggsperm.
My vote goes to Eggsperm.
#4 is the kind of name you give a kid that says "If we had done that, you wouldn't be here."
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Well aren't you lucky, not being cursed witha daughter. I don't want to kill people, but in less than a decade, I'm going to have to.
lolgaxe wrote:
I buy a new box of ammo every weekend for that exact reason.
Absolutely. My wife and I are *so* relieved to have two boys!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
I ended up with this today. What do I do with it?
IIRC you use a boob to quiet the noise coming from large ******* on the top part. It's not a perfect solution, but it should give you some time to come up with a better plan.
Gratzies!
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Omgosh. Love it, hug it, gaze at it, make stupid faces at it, smile when it poos, count each little finger then each little toe, swaddle it, sing to it, spoil it's mother.
Congrats!
for Ms Debalic
Congrats!
for Ms Debalic Alma wrote:
I lost my post
It looks a little undercooked, you should put it back in for another week.
Either way, kudos! Your boys can swim!
Either way, kudos! Your boys can swim!
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Congrats!
Don't feed it after midnight. Just in case.
Don't feed it after midnight. Just in case.
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