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#102 Jan 25 2012 at 8:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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#103 Jan 25 2012 at 11:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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This pretty much sums you up as a person.
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#104Almalieque, Posted: Jan 25 2012 at 11:24 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) So, I figured that I would share this. So, at work, it's been pretty slow and I've been engaging in "debates" with the Military Intelligence officer (who is stereotypically as nerdy as Signal Officers). Within in a short time, we covered religion/creation of the universe, abortion and some less "hot topics". We didn't necessarily agree, but yet somehow everything was understood and ended at a mutual understanding/agreement.
#105 Jan 25 2012 at 11:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ahh yes, the generic "MIo" that you claim said so and so and so is so much more reliable proof of your argument's validity than the dozen people who's written word can be found by a simple button press! Just like how right you were when you said changing to officer would cause a pay cut because "all the people who jumped to the dark side said so," right? Tell us about your "girlfriend" who lives in another country next. Smiley: laugh
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#106 Jan 25 2012 at 11:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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We didn't necessarily agree, but yet somehow everything was understood and ended at a mutual understanding/agreement.
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Funny how those outcomes NEVER come out with you guys.... But, I'm sure it's me..... of course it is...Smiley: lol

You tell me, when in these threads did you "agree to disagree" and end the thread with mutual agreement?

Ah, right...
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#107 Jan 25 2012 at 11:43 AM Rating: Default
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Ahh yes, the generic "MIo" that you claim said so and so and so is so much more reliable proof of your argument's validity than the dozen people who's written word can be found by a simple button press! Just like how right you were when you said changing to officer would cause a pay cut because "all the people who jumped to the dark side said so," right? Tell us about your "girlfriend" who lives in another country next. Smiley: laugh


I admitted to being wrong. I just went from my experiences. I never heard anyone say what you said ever. That was true because what you said was complete and utter BS that you made up. Nice try on trying to put that on me....
#108Almalieque, Posted: Jan 25 2012 at 11:43 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) That's kind of the point....
#109 Jan 25 2012 at 11:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: laugh!! Yeah, my saying "there is no paycut to changing" was complete and utter BS, even though it turned out to be 100% true! You know, exactly like I said? But hey, what do I know? I only work with payrolls and contracts and stuff as a recruiter. Brilliant, ya got me there Scruffy.

Edited, Jan 25th 2012 12:47pm by lolgaxe
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#110 Jan 25 2012 at 11:48 AM Rating: Default
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Smiley: laugh!! Yeah, my saying "there is no paycut to changing" was complete and utter BS, even though it turned out to be 100% true! You know, exactly like I said? Brilliant, ya got me there Scruffy.


I do recall you stating something along the lines that you keep your current pay until your new rank and pay caught up with your previous pay. That's utter BS, because since you always get a "raise", your "current pay" would be a paycut..

Nice try...
#111 Jan 25 2012 at 11:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
We didn't necessarily agree, but yet somehow everything was understood and ended at a mutual understanding/agreement.
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Funny how those outcomes NEVER come out with you guys.... But, I'm sure it's me..... of course it is...Smiley: lol

You tell me, when in these threads did you "agree to disagree" and end the thread with mutual agreement?

Ah, right...


That's kind of the point....


That you're the problem?

Excellent. I'm glad you understand what a cunt you are.

Edited, Jan 25th 2012 11:49am by Belkira
#112 Jan 25 2012 at 11:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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Guys, guess what? I just talked to my friend Frank, who's a staunch social conservative. We got to talking about a whole bunch of issues, like DADT, *** marriage, and the pros/cons of peeing on native peoples.

After talking with him for a while, he realized the error of his logic, and came around to my way of thinking. Then he gave me $25 and came out of the closet. Funny how that never happens with certain people on this forum...

PS: I brought up some of the arguments put forth by those certain people here, and just like every person I've mentioned them to, he had a big ol' laugh and called them sad, sad wastes of the gift of life.

Edited, Jan 25th 2012 12:50pm by Eske
#113Almalieque, Posted: Jan 25 2012 at 11:52 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) The funniest thing about this, people still believe the stuff I say are lies. I have never lied once (to my recollection) on this forum. So, it's funny how you believe these people from the past 8 years are all imaginary. And you claim that I'm denial...
#114 Jan 25 2012 at 11:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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You're lying to yourself, Alma.



You're lying to yourself.
#115 Jan 25 2012 at 11:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh god I'm laughing to death here at how little Alma knows about the military, and how hard he's trying to spin to save face. Ahh, classic. Yes, I said you don't get a pay cut, I said you get the higher pay, and should the higher pay be higher than the current rank than you continue to make the higher pay until the rank pay catches up. I said it here and here, and now a third time in this thread. I'm sure the Five Star General you just finished talking to is telling you that, although I just provided links to exactly what I said (that you make the higher pay, and if that is the older rank than that's the pay you make), that I didn't actually say that.

Ahh, my stomach hurts from laughing.

Edited, Jan 25th 2012 12:59pm by lolgaxe
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#116 Jan 25 2012 at 12:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm sure the Five Star General you just finished talking to is telling you that, although I just provided links to exactly what I said (that you make the higher pay, and if that is the older rank than that's the pay you make), that I didn't actually say that.

Ahh, my stomach hurts from laughing.


I just imagined Alma as a basement-dwelling nerd, dressed up in full officer gear that he bought at the Army/Navy store, being consoled by an imaginary naked General Patton with butterfly wings that floats next to his head.

He reassures Alma that nobody suspects a thing. Then he tells him to put on his mom's clothes and dance to The Cure.
#117 Jan 25 2012 at 12:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Are you doubting the word of the Twelve Star Sergeant Major of the Army, Eske?
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#118Almalieque, Posted: Jan 25 2012 at 12:09 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) WRONG.. If you're so sure of yourself.. Use the current paychart and give me an example of where a NCO would take a paycut.
#119 Jan 25 2012 at 12:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, you show me where changing to an officer would result in a paycut, since that was your claim*. My claim was you'd never get a paycut. I'm not doing your work for you. Thanks, I had almost recovered from the last bout of laughter, and now I have more.

* Sorry, that's wrong. It was your and "every NCO who jumped to the dark side you spoke with" 's claim.

Edited, Jan 25th 2012 1:14pm by lolgaxe
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#120 Jan 25 2012 at 12:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Alma, do you even understand English?

Edited, Jan 25th 2012 2:18pm by Uglysasquatch
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#121 Jan 25 2012 at 12:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
I'm sure the Five Star General you just finished talking to is telling you that, although I just provided links to exactly what I said (that you make the higher pay, and if that is the older rank than that's the pay you make), that I didn't actually say that.

Ahh, my stomach hurts from laughing.


I just imagined Alma as a basement-dwelling nerd, dressed up in full officer gear that he bought at the Army/Navy store, being consoled by an imaginary naked General Patton with butterfly wings that floats next to his head.

He reassures Alma that nobody suspects a thing. Then he tells him to put on his mom's clothes and dance to The Cure.
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#122 Jan 25 2012 at 12:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Alma, do you even understand English?
He's got flashcards for that.
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#124 Jan 25 2012 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Alma, do you even understand English?
He's got flashcards for that.
They're not working.
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#125Almalieque, Posted: Jan 25 2012 at 2:51 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I gave an accurate answer.. The reality is, the difference is minor and no one pays attention. Everyone said that we would be making less money in KU as opposed to in IZ, yet after checking my LES, I actually made more than last month due to the annual raise. So, if you think it's impossible for a number of people to be wrong on how much money they earn, then you're sadly mistaken. I was told by my previous boss that "officers shouldn't look for payday", because I was excited for payday.
#126 Jan 25 2012 at 3:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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If by accurate you mean completely and one hundred million percent wrong, then sure. Your answer was "accurate." In that it was the exact opposite of accurate. Adding this: No, really. If you're too stupid to understand the basic English that I laid on you, which any new recruit that comes into my office and asks understands easily, that's your problem. ****, all the military layman in this forum figured it out pretty easily. So it's just you, all those NCOs you "spoke to" that said they all got paycuts (chuckle), the MIo you say agrees with you as well, and the Ninety-Seven Star Super Colonel General that just walked in to agree with you, that don't get it.

It's a good thing you're not in any position that requires real thought and intelligence, or all those soldiers would be as good as dead. Smiley: frown

Edited, Jan 25th 2012 4:21pm by lolgaxe
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