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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Almalieque wrote:
Stop trying to think.
This pretty much sums you up as a person.
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#104Almalieque,
Posted: Jan 25 2012 at 11:24 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) So, I figured that I would share this. So, at work, it's been pretty slow and I've been engaging in "debates" with the Military Intelligence officer (who is stereotypically as nerdy as Signal Officers). Within in a short time, we covered religion/creation of the universe, abortion and some less "hot topics". We didn't necessarily agree, but yet somehow everything was understood and ended at a mutual understanding/agreement.
Ahh yes, the generic "MIo" that you claim said so and so and so is so much more reliable proof of your argument's validity than the dozen people who's written word can be found by a simple button press! Just like how right you were when you said changing to officer would cause a pay cut because "all the people who jumped to the dark side said so," right? Tell us about your "girlfriend" who lives in another country next. 
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Almalieque wrote:
We didn't necessarily agree, but yet somehow everything was understood and ended at a mutual understanding/agreement.
[...]
Funny how those outcomes NEVER come out with you guys.... But, I'm sure it's me..... of course it is...
[...]
Funny how those outcomes NEVER come out with you guys.... But, I'm sure it's me..... of course it is...
You tell me, when in these threads did you "agree to disagree" and end the thread with mutual agreement?
Ah, right...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
lolgaxe wrote:
Ahh yes, the generic "MIo" that you claim said so and so and so is so much more reliable proof of your argument's validity than the dozen people who's written word can be found by a simple button press! Just like how right you were when you said changing to officer would cause a pay cut because "all the people who jumped to the dark side said so," right? Tell us about your "girlfriend" who lives in another country next.
I admitted to being wrong. I just went from my experiences. I never heard anyone say what you said ever. That was true because what you said was complete and utter BS that you made up. Nice try on trying to put that on me....
#108Almalieque,
Posted: Jan 25 2012 at 11:43 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) That's kind of the point....
!! Yeah, my saying "there is no paycut to changing" was complete and utter BS, even though it turned out to be 100% true! You know, exactly like I said? But hey, what do I know? I only work with payrolls and contracts and stuff as a recruiter. Brilliant, ya got me there Scruffy. Edited, Jan 25th 2012 12:47pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
!! Yeah, my saying "there is no paycut to changing" was complete and utter BS, even though it turned out to be 100% true! You know, exactly like I said? Brilliant, ya got me there Scruffy.I do recall you stating something along the lines that you keep your current pay until your new rank and pay caught up with your previous pay. That's utter BS, because since you always get a "raise", your "current pay" would be a paycut..
Nice try...
Almalieque wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
We didn't necessarily agree, but yet somehow everything was understood and ended at a mutual understanding/agreement.
[...]
Funny how those outcomes NEVER come out with you guys.... But, I'm sure it's me..... of course it is...
[...]
Funny how those outcomes NEVER come out with you guys.... But, I'm sure it's me..... of course it is...
You tell me, when in these threads did you "agree to disagree" and end the thread with mutual agreement?
Ah, right...
That's kind of the point....
That you're the problem?
Excellent. I'm glad you understand what a cunt you are.
Edited, Jan 25th 2012 11:49am by Belkira
Guys, guess what? I just talked to my friend Frank, who's a staunch social conservative. We got to talking about a whole bunch of issues, like DADT, gay marriage, and the pros/cons of peeing on native peoples.
After talking with him for a while, he realized the error of his logic, and came around to my way of thinking. Then he gave me $25 and came out of the closet. Funny how that never happens with certain people on this forum...
PS: I brought up some of the arguments put forth by those certain people here, and just like every person I've mentioned them to, he had a big ol' laugh and called them sad, sad wastes of the gift of life.
Edited, Jan 25th 2012 12:50pm by Eske
After talking with him for a while, he realized the error of his logic, and came around to my way of thinking. Then he gave me $25 and came out of the closet. Funny how that never happens with certain people on this forum...
PS: I brought up some of the arguments put forth by those certain people here, and just like every person I've mentioned them to, he had a big ol' laugh and called them sad, sad wastes of the gift of life.
Edited, Jan 25th 2012 12:50pm by Eske
#113Almalieque,
Posted: Jan 25 2012 at 11:52 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) The funniest thing about this, people still believe the stuff I say are lies. I have never lied once (to my recollection) on this forum. So, it's funny how you believe these people from the past 8 years are all imaginary. And you claim that I'm denial...
You're lying to yourself, Alma.
You're lying to yourself.
You're lying to yourself.
Oh god I'm laughing to death here at how little Alma knows about the military, and how hard he's trying to spin to save face. Ahh, classic. Yes, I said you don't get a pay cut, I said you get the higher pay, and should the higher pay be higher than the current rank than you continue to make the higher pay until the rank pay catches up. I said it here and here, and now a third time in this thread. I'm sure the Five Star General you just finished talking to is telling you that, although I just provided links to exactly what I said (that you make the higher pay, and if that is the older rank than that's the pay you make), that I didn't actually say that.
Ahh, my stomach hurts from laughing.
Edited, Jan 25th 2012 12:59pm by lolgaxe
Ahh, my stomach hurts from laughing.
Edited, Jan 25th 2012 12:59pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
I'm sure the Five Star General you just finished talking to is telling you that, although I just provided links to exactly what I said (that you make the higher pay, and if that is the older rank than that's the pay you make), that I didn't actually say that.
Ahh, my stomach hurts from laughing.
Ahh, my stomach hurts from laughing.
I just imagined Alma as a basement-dwelling nerd, dressed up in full officer gear that he bought at the Army/Navy store, being consoled by an imaginary naked General Patton with butterfly wings that floats next to his head.
He reassures Alma that nobody suspects a thing. Then he tells him to put on his mom's clothes and dance to The Cure.
Are you doubting the word of the Twelve Star Sergeant Major of the Army, Eske?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#118Almalieque,
Posted: Jan 25 2012 at 12:09 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) WRONG.. If you're so sure of yourself.. Use the current paychart and give me an example of where a NCO would take a paycut.
No, you show me where changing to an officer would result in a paycut, since that was your claim*. My claim was you'd never get a paycut. I'm not doing your work for you. Thanks, I had almost recovered from the last bout of laughter, and now I have more.
* Sorry, that's wrong. It was your and "every NCO who jumped to the dark side you spoke with" 's claim.
Edited, Jan 25th 2012 1:14pm by lolgaxe
* Sorry, that's wrong. It was your and "every NCO who jumped to the dark side you spoke with" 's claim.
Edited, Jan 25th 2012 1:14pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Alma, do you even understand English?
Edited, Jan 25th 2012 2:18pm by Uglysasquatch
Edited, Jan 25th 2012 2:18pm by Uglysasquatch
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Eske Esquire wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
I'm sure the Five Star General you just finished talking to is telling you that, although I just provided links to exactly what I said (that you make the higher pay, and if that is the older rank than that's the pay you make), that I didn't actually say that.
Ahh, my stomach hurts from laughing.
Ahh, my stomach hurts from laughing.
I just imagined Alma as a basement-dwelling nerd, dressed up in full officer gear that he bought at the Army/Navy store, being consoled by an imaginary naked General Patton with butterfly wings that floats next to his head.
He reassures Alma that nobody suspects a thing. Then he tells him to put on his mom's clothes and dance to The Cure.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Alma, do you even understand English?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Sir Spoonless wrote:
Hah!
lolgaxe wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Alma, do you even understand English?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
#125Almalieque,
Posted: Jan 25 2012 at 2:51 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I gave an accurate answer.. The reality is, the difference is minor and no one pays attention. Everyone said that we would be making less money in KU as opposed to in IZ, yet after checking my LES, I actually made more than last month due to the annual raise. So, if you think it's impossible for a number of people to be wrong on how much money they earn, then you're sadly mistaken. I was told by my previous boss that "officers shouldn't look for payday", because I was excited for payday.
If by accurate you mean completely and one hundred million percent wrong, then sure. Your answer was "accurate." In that it was the exact opposite of accurate. Adding this: No, really. If you're too stupid to understand the basic English that I laid on you, which any new recruit that comes into my office and asks understands easily, that's your problem. Hell, all the military layman in this forum figured it out pretty easily. So it's just you, all those NCOs you "spoke to" that said they all got paycuts (chuckle), the MIo you say agrees with you as well, and the Ninety-Seven Star Super Colonel General that just walked in to agree with you, that don't get it.
It's a good thing you're not in any position that requires real thought and intelligence, or all those soldiers would be as good as dead.
Edited, Jan 25th 2012 4:21pm by lolgaxe
It's a good thing you're not in any position that requires real thought and intelligence, or all those soldiers would be as good as dead.
Edited, Jan 25th 2012 4:21pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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