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#1 Dec 18 2011 at 9:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Interesting times again! Kim Jong Il has kicked the bucket.

http://news.yahoo.com/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-il-69-died-030848603.html

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — Kim Jong Il, North Korea's mercurial and enigmatic leader, has died. He was 69.

Kim's death was announced Monday by state television from the North Korean capital, Pyongyang.

Kim is believed to have suffered a stroke in 2008 but appeared relatively vigorous in photos and video from recent trips to China and Russia and in numerous trips around the country carefully documented by state media.

The leader, reputed to have had a taste for cigars, cognac and gourmet cuisine, was believed to have had diabetes and heart disease.

The news came as North Korea prepared for a hereditary succession. Kim Jong Il inherited power after his father, revered North Korean founder Kim Il Sung, died in 1994.

In September 2010, Kim Jong Il unveiled his third son, the twenty-something Kim Jong Un, as his successor, putting him in high-ranking posts.

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#2 Dec 18 2011 at 9:25 PM Rating: Decent
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but... but
I made the thread first.........Smiley: frown
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#3 Dec 18 2011 at 10:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Mercurial and enigmatic" is a nice way of saying ************* insane".

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"Mercurial and enigmatic" is a nice way of saying "batsh*t insane".



That's North Korea for you. As hard as they polish the ****, at the end of the day it's still a ****.
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#5 Dec 18 2011 at 11:21 PM Rating: Good
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I have a sneaking suspicion that Kao intentionally ignores previous threads so that he can make his awful puns.
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#6 Dec 19 2011 at 12:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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I consider them a form of Pun ctuation.

Technically I started posting my thread first, i just added the article in and whatnot so it took longer! yeah! that!

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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I consider them a form of Pun ctuation.

Technically I started posting my thread first, i just added the article in and whatnot so it took longer! yeah! that!

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#8 Dec 19 2011 at 6:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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One less a$$hole, is a good start.
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#9 Dec 19 2011 at 8:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm surprised North Korea even let the news out.
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#10 Dec 19 2011 at 8:12 AM Rating: Good
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Hmm first Vaclav Havel, then Kim. Maybe Mr. Havel had a last minute wish before dying?


But then Kim may have been dead for a day or three before the announcement.


Edited, Dec 19th 2011 9:12am by Jonwin
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#11 Dec 19 2011 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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I'm surprised North Korea even let the news out.


He probably died three weeks ago.
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My guess is that they are preserving his brain like in Robocop 2 and he will return to rule NK as a cyborg-dictator.
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My guess is that they are preserving his brain like Walt Disney and he will return to rule NK as a cyborg-dictator.
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My guess is that they are preserving his brain like Hitler and he will return to rule HK as a cyborg-dictator.
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Edited, Dec 19th 2011 5:32pm by lolgaxe
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#15 Dec 19 2011 at 6:40 PM Rating: Good
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Won't make much of a difference. His dad is still head of the state. Necrocracy and all that!
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#16 Dec 19 2011 at 6:45 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm first Vaclav Havel, then Kim. Maybe Mr. Havel had a last minute wish before dying?


Huh, I hadn't even heard that Vaclav Havel had died.
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#17 Dec 20 2011 at 2:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Died of heart issues, hm?

Sounds like he was a little il.

Edited, Dec 20th 2011 3:42am by IDrownFish
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#20 Dec 20 2011 at 8:36 AM Rating: Decent
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IDrownFish wrote:
Died of heart issues, hm?

Sounds like he was a little il.

Been on Fark, eh?
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lolgaxe wrote:
I'm surprised North Korea even let the news out.


He probably died three weeks ago.
I think the news here said they thought he died last Saturday. But it's all speculation anyway, the only thing we know for sure is that he died a few days before it was announced because they had to organize all the people to go cry in public and such.
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#22Paneloux0, Posted: Dec 21 2011 at 1:59 PM, Rating: Unrated, (Expand Post) A few days ago he must have been Very-il, hahahahahaha
#23 Dec 22 2011 at 7:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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A few days ago he must have been Very-il, hahahahahaha
Why are they letting this guy post still?
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#24 Dec 22 2011 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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Because he apologized?
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If you say so.
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#26 Dec 22 2011 at 4:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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HEY GUYS, HEY GUYS

Too bad he wasn't Kim Jong-Healthy, AMIRITE ?



Bad puns aside, I got a double enjoyment out of this one.
First crazy a dictator died, and then Rick Perry called him "Kim Jung the Second" in an e-mail about his death.

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