How useful idiots are made. :: World of Warcraft

#30 Dec 15 2011 at 3:49 PM Rating: Excellent

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Jophiel wrote:

rdmcandie wrote:

WTF is a useful idiot?

One of those phrases conservative like to ********** over. They like to pretend Lenin said it despite the lack of any evidence.

I believe Laura Ingraham likes to use the phrase about ten times per hour and the rest of the faithful just parrot it based off that.

Relevant...

Veronica: "Oh, well, when in Rome."
Ron: "Yes? Please go on."
Veronica: "Uh, do as the Romans do? It's an old expression."
Ron: "Oh! I've never heard of it."
Veronica: "Oh."
Ron: "It's wonderful, though."

#31 Dec 15 2011 at 10:33 PM Rating: Decent

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lolgaxe wrote:

Someone has to make the cooking webpages.

And the apps! Don't forget the cooking Android apps!

When I graduate, I am going to request to have my title changed to Programinatrix.

Someproteinguy apparently wasn't around for the infamous boobs episode 4-5 years ago.

#32 Dec 15 2011 at 10:39 PM Rating: Excellent

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catwho wrote:

Someproteinguy apparently wasn't around for the infamous boobs episode 4-5 years ago.

Nope

Didn't find this site until about 4 years ago and then just lurked for a while.

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#33 Almalieque, Posted: Dec 15 2011 at 10:54 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) How is it that you always make these sexist comments, but when I say something like "you pay for it one way or the other", I get attacked by Belkira for not "respecting women". Seems a bit inconsistent.... Smiley: dubious

#34 Dec 15 2011 at 10:55 PM Rating: Excellent

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Inconsistent if you're stupid.

Oh wait.

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#35 Almalieque, Posted: Dec 15 2011 at 11:14 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Did a light bulb just go off? Must have hurt to actually think.

#36 Dec 15 2011 at 11:15 PM Rating: Excellent

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You're not worth thinking. Just gonna say you're wrong and call you stupid from now on. I'm bound to be right 94% of the time.

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#37 Dec 15 2011 at 11:27 PM Rating: Good

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Almalieque wrote:

How is it that you always make these sexist comments, but when I say something like "you pay for it one way or the other", I get attacked by Belkira for not "respecting women". Seems a bit inconsistent.... Smiley: dubious

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+a+joke

#38 Dec 16 2011 at 4:46 AM Rating: Excellent

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My mom let me play on the train tracks under her supervision and I didnt even get in a local newspaper. I feel ripped off.

I assume that everyone is lying about their identity on the internets. I like to think you're all cute kittens that use your masters' computers when they're away. Clever clever felines!

#39 Dec 16 2011 at 4:55 AM Rating: Excellent

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We used to flatten pennies on the train tracks.

Because we were socialists.

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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

#40 Dec 16 2011 at 5:41 AM Rating: Good

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I still have a penny I flattens on the train tracks. Yeah, I was a badass; defacing government property at age 5. Smiley: cool

#41 Dec 16 2011 at 7:06 AM Rating: Excellent

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Almalieque wrote:

someproteinguy wrote:

Wait... there are women on the internet? Smiley: dubious

lolgaxe wrote:

Someone has to make the cooking webpages.

How is it that you always make these sexist comments, but when I say something like "you pay for it one way or the other", I get attacked by Belkira for not "respecting women". Seems a bit inconsistent.... Smiley: dubious

I think the only woman on this board who doesn't know that lagaga is joking when he makes these comments is alma.

#42 Dec 16 2011 at 8:01 AM Rating: Excellent

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I feel that people that claim you can't convey sarcasm through text are complete imbeciles.

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#43 Dec 16 2011 at 8:11 AM Rating: Excellent

Jophiel

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lolgaxe wrote:

I feel that people that claim you can't convey sarcasm through text are complete imbeciles.

Yeah, right. Like you'd have the balls to tell someone that.

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Belkira wrote:

Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

#44 Dec 16 2011 at 8:12 AM Rating: Excellent

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That hurt me, Joph. Deep down, where I'm soft. Like a woman.

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#45 Dec 16 2011 at 8:16 AM Rating: Excellent

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Oh, God, I'm sorry. I was using sarcasm. I guess there was no way for you to tell and now I've hurt you so much Smiley: frown

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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

#46 Dec 16 2011 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good

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Wait guys, I'm confused. You're being all serious and stuff.

But this is the Asylum. Isn't EVERYTHING here sarcasm?

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#47 Dec 16 2011 at 8:24 AM Rating: Excellent

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Sarcasm is hard. Smiley: frown

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#48 Dec 16 2011 at 8:25 AM Rating: Excellent

Jophiel

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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:

Isn't EVERYTHING here sarcasm?

No, this is all satire. It's like if you took some sarcasm and dressed it up for a black-tie event.

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Belkira wrote:

Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

#49 Dec 16 2011 at 8:26 AM Rating: Good

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Jophiel wrote:

idiggory, King of Bards wrote:

Isn't EVERYTHING here sarcasm?

No, this is all satire. It's like if you took some sarcasm and dressed it up for a black-tie event.

With all that extra work, it better put out.

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IDrownFish wrote:

Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

lolgaxe wrote:

Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.

#50 Dec 16 2011 at 8:31 AM Rating: Excellent

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Depends on whether you pay or go halfsies.

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#51 Dec 16 2011 at 8:32 AM Rating: Good

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Almalieque wrote:

lolgaxe wrote:

Inconsistent if you're stupid.

Oh wait.

Did a light bulb just go off? Must have hurt to actually think.

OH WHAT A BURN!!!