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#127 Dec 13 2011 at 7:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's better.
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#128 Dec 13 2011 at 9:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's a pretty good soup.


Chunky 4 lyfe.
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#129 Dec 14 2011 at 6:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, Romney picked up the all-important "I'm not a witch! Just like you!" endorsement.

He must have such mixed feelings right now. Smiley: laugh


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#130 Dec 14 2011 at 6:35 AM Rating: Good
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I admit, it kinda freaks me out that the two Pubbie candidates I could live with are both Mormons. I must be drifting right, along with nearly everyone else. /shudder


Yeah, it's an alarming trend.

Still, at least it should put a stop to all this undesirable immigration business. Did you know that, if current trends continue, there'll be five Mexicans for every chair in the United States? No one will be able to sit down!

Edited, Dec 14th 2011 12:36pm by Kavekk
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#131 Dec 14 2011 at 6:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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With the economic downturn, Mexicans in Mexico are actually sending money north. Now, that's embarrassing.

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#132 Dec 14 2011 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
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With the economic downturn, Mexicans in Mexico are actually sending money north. Now, that's embarrassing.


Maybe they could send unwanted furniture up, too?

It's just a shame this didn't happen during the European empty chair crisis. We could have sorted each other's problems out very neatly.
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#133 Dec 14 2011 at 6:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mmm, Ikea in Greece.

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#134 Dec 14 2011 at 7:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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With the economic downturn, Mexicans in Mexico are actually sending money north. Now, that's embarrassing.
They're what, pinning twenties to their shirts before swimming the river?
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#135 Dec 14 2011 at 8:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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They need to ensure that the US has ample funds to continue buying drugs and... umm... pinatas. So they send us money for it. It's like welfare!
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#136 Dec 14 2011 at 10:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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My second act as Supreme World Leader, after sorting out Israel and Palestine, will be to legalize all drugs, with a 15% tax. Then use the tax to subsidize any farms that switch over to marijuana and opiate production to undercut the Mexican cartels.
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#137 Dec 14 2011 at 10:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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You haven't really thought that plan through, have you?
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#138 Dec 14 2011 at 11:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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My second act as Supreme World Leader, after sorting out Israel and Palestine, will be to legalize all drugs, with a 15% tax. Then use the tax to subsidize any farms that switch over to marijuana and opiate production to undercut the Mexican cartels.

Would you follow this by implementing a universal dental plan?
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#139 Dec 14 2011 at 11:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lisa needs braces.
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#140 Dec 14 2011 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Dental Plan.
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#141 Dec 14 2011 at 12:37 PM Rating: Decent
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someproteinguy wrote:
Dental Plan.


Dental Dam.
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#142 Dec 14 2011 at 12:47 PM Rating: Good
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I'd totally trade in my current dental plan for a keg of beer. The keg is worth more than my deductable.
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#143 Dec 14 2011 at 2:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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LOL

Edited, Dec 14th 2011 2:06pm by Jophiel
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#144 Dec 14 2011 at 2:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh my god, Romney is doing so bad he's transformed into Obama!
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#145 Dec 14 2011 at 2:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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They could be saying that Obama has a real chance at winning the GOP Iowa caucuses!
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#146 Dec 14 2011 at 2:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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LOL

Edited, Dec 14th 2011 2:06pm by Jophiel


Somewhere, some rednecks just wrote Romney off for good because they now think he's black.
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#147 Dec 14 2011 at 6:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's even better with the tag line across the bottom.

Does Fox only use interns?
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#148 Dec 15 2011 at 3:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Fox's interns probably also intern at the Daily Show.
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#149 Dec 15 2011 at 5:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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That would still be evidence of a complete lack of fact checking on their behalf.
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#150 Dec 16 2011 at 7:12 AM Rating: Excellent
Why bother checking facts when the mindless drones who are your primary audience will eat anything you feed them?
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#151 Dec 16 2011 at 11:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why bother checking facts when the mindless drones who are your primary audience will eat anything you feed them?


You didn't know Bill O'Reilly is the second coming of Christ?

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