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#1 Dec 08 2011 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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And I am kinda embarrassed about it. It is sexual in nature and I will try to keep this as PG-13 as possible. I don't really have anyone else to ask about this considering I don't want anyone else to know about this aspect of my life so asking a friend in person is out of the question. If this is inappropriate, I apologize and you can nuke the thread all to hell.

I have a boyfriend! We have known each other for about 6yrs. He is a friend of one of my ex's friends. We have hung out a couple of times before and he has come to a few of our parties at the old place. Things are going great except for one thing... I am heavily into kink in the bedroom. He has spent the night over here a couple of times and things were straight vanilla and that was okay, but now I feel a craving, a want, a need that's not getting fulfilled. We have only been together for a couple of months now and I am wondering if it is too soon to bring up my alternative lifestyle. Should I wait until he gets to know me a bit better first? I don't want to scare him off because he seems like a really nice guy and so far, we are really good together. So far, he hasn't given me any inclination that he might be into the heavier stuff. Of course, neither have I so he might be hiding himself just as I am hiding myself... But still! Should I wait? Or ease into it? Start with the little things and build up to the big things? Or just say the hell with it and jump in feet first? I don't remember dating being this complicated...


Okay... Here goes nothing...
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#2 Dec 08 2011 at 9:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jump in. If he runs away then it was never meant to be.

Also, post pics.
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Just use your vagina to make him think it was his idea.
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I'm not good at manipulation. I'm a straight forward, to the point, and honest person. I want to sit him down and just say it. Like, all of it. Everything I want and need from him. But... I get embarrassed just typing this out much less talking face-to-face about it! Would it be appropriate to have this conversation through text? Like text messaging or maybe on the computer? I would feel a lot less awkward.
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Kind of depends on just how kinky it is, and I'd try hinting at it or asking him about his preferences first.
And if it's a little more extreme I definitely wouldn't just sit him down and tell him because that might scare him off.
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Kind of depends on just how kinky it is, and I'd try hinting at it or asking him about his preferences first.
And if it's a little more extreme I definitely wouldn't just sit him down and tell him because that might scare him off.


It's a little more than a little extreme. Asking about his preferences is a good idea. That way i'll know how far I can go and still be within his comfort zone.
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Delva wrote:
I'm not good at manipulation. I'm a straight forward, to the point, and honest person. I want to sit him down and just say it. Like, all of it. Everything I want and need from him. But... I get embarrassed just typing this out much less talking face-to-face about it! Would it be appropriate to have this conversation through text? Like text messaging or maybe on the computer? I would feel a lot less awkward.
Handwritten note, maybe. I wouldn't through the computer.

Also, I think we all need to know what you're into. So we can help provide an appropriate plan of action, of course.

Edited, Dec 8th 2011 10:49am by Spoonless
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I think I found your fetish.

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Ease up to it to gauge his level of comfort. You're at a stage in your relationship where you guys can go to a lingerie store (Frederick's or Victoria's Secret). And after you model a few lacy things for him, saunter over to him, bend over and whisper in his ear "I want to get a little bit naughtier." Head over to a more risque shop that has items (Hustler) and model a bit more shocking clothing and then give him a kiss and whisper in his year "I want to try something naughty...." Raise your eyebrow, bat your eyelashes, do a sexy smirk and see where he leads.

I could also give you tips on how to introduce a conversation about fantasies, but that's a bit more direct and explicit. PM me if you want.
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Ease up to it to gauge his level of comfort. You're at a stage in your relationship where you guys can go to a lingerie store (Frederick's or Victoria's Secret). And after you model a few lacy things for him, saunter over to him, bend over and whisper in his ear "I want to get a little bit naughtier." Head over to a more risque shop that has items (Hustler) and model a bit more shocking clothing and then give him a kiss and whisper in his year "I want to try something naughty...." Raise your eyebrow, bat your eyelashes, do a sexy smirk and see where he leads.


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In all seriousness, it WOULD help to know what we're talking about. It's hard to recommend you just say "Hey, wanna try...?" if that's going to be "Wanna try renting a shaved spider monkey dressed in a gimp suit and slathered in mayo?"
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Say you have a scat fetish.

Then pull a LOL J/K and at that point he'll be so relieved, he'll be up for anything.

Unless he's into scat.
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More details, like preffered power dynamic, primary fetishes etc would give more to work with in order to give advice.

I can try passing it along to an expert on the subject in order to give you a recommendation.


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This thread is just too cute. Makes me smile.

I don't have any advice, but I hope you guys can get it worked out. Smiley: smile
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I am a submissive masochist. I like to be cut, burned, choked... I like breath play. I like being told what to do. Um... I am not into scat play, golden showers, or emetophilia but blood does excite me if it's my own. Um...
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I was expecting more of a "put it in my/his ass" type kink...

Cutting/Bleeding/Burning may be a little on the weird side for some people. I know I'd have a hard time cutting or burning someone, even if they wanted it.

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Try bringing the fact that you prefer if he takes control and that you prefer rougher sex, as that's probably the best way to ease into it. You want to let him go down this progress down this path relaively slowly so you can gauge his reactions and have exploratory discussions in stages so that neither of you gets burned (at least emotionally).
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I know I'd have a hard time cutting or burning someone, even if they wanted it.

Likewise. That said, I'd get it out there ASAP. You're not going to subtly convince someone to cut and burn you so, if it's that important to you, you might as well put your cards on the table now rather than waste everyone's time.
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Good lord, I feel like a school girl out on her first date. I am so nervous. Baby steps are good. I'll slowly bring up some of the more tame kinks and go from there. I know it'll probably be awhile until we are to the cutting/burning stage and i'll just have to deal with that. Unless, he completely surprises me by having just as many kinks as I do... That would be great but I am not getting my hopes up.
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I know I'd have a hard time cutting or burning someone, even if they wanted it.

Likewise.

I dunno, people are capable of pretty extreme things in the heat of arousal (sexual or otherwise)--more than they usually think they are.

I'm pretty vanilla in the bedroom aspect, but I had a girlfriend who was similar to the OP (but less extreme) and in the throes of passion, when she'd whisper something she wanted done to her it seemed a lot less crazy than when I was remembering doing it afterward.

I think easing into it is the best way to go about it, to avoid scaring him off. But I'm not an expert, or even all that experienced outside that one GF, so take it for what it's worth.
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I know I'd have a hard time cutting or burning someone, even if they wanted it.
Likewise.

I dunno, people are capable of pretty extreme things in the heat of arousal (sexual or otherwise)--more than they usually think they are.

Speak for yourself. There's a wide enough gulf between light bondage and stuff like that and inflicting physical injury that I think most people have an idea where their limits lie.

Knowing that I'll be the minority opinion here and most people will say "Oh, just take it slow", I'll restate that in my opinion the time to be open about this, fully, is now. Otherwise the negative possibilities will range from a best case scenario of him saying "Hell no" and leaving to him feeling emotionally and romantically entangled and getting involved in stuff that make him feel like shit out of a sense of obligation to you and your needs. Which will just poison the relationship in the long term.

The potential positives don't need elaboration since, if he's into it, kudos to you both and rock on with your bad selves.
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Jophiel wrote:
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I know I'd have a hard time cutting or burning someone, even if they wanted it.
Likewise.

I dunno, people are capable of pretty extreme things in the heat of arousal (sexual or otherwise)--more than they usually think they are.

Speak for yourself. There's a wide enough gulf between light bondage and stuff like that and inflicting physical injury that I think most people have an idea where their limits lie.

I was speaking for myself. That's why I said "I dunno" instead of "You're wrong", and wrote out the extent of my experience with a disclaimer. I'm not going to knock on someone who knows and respects their limits, just trying to give my own perspective.
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While it might take some work to get into cutting, you can probably get a little into burning simply by having some candles near the bed and telling him you want him to drip hot wax on you.
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Knowing that I'll be the minority opinion here and most people will say "Oh, just take it slow", I'll restate that in my opinion the time to be open about this, fully, is now.
I think you can be open and up front about how you like it, but still work up to the actual acts slowly.
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Jophiel wrote:
Aliekber wrote:
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I know I'd have a hard time cutting or burning someone, even if they wanted it.
Likewise.

I dunno, people are capable of pretty extreme things in the heat of arousal (sexual or otherwise)--more than they usually think they are.

Speak for yourself. There's a wide enough gulf between light bondage and stuff like that and inflicting physical injury that I think most people have an idea where their limits lie.

Knowing that I'll be the minority opinion here and most people will say "Oh, just take it slow", I'll restate that in my opinion the time to be open about this, fully, is now. Otherwise the negative possibilities will range from a best case scenario of him saying "Hell no" and leaving to him feeling emotionally and romantically entangled and getting involved in stuff that make him feel like shit out of a sense of obligation to you and your needs. Which will just poison the relationship in the long term.

The potential positives don't need elaboration since, if he's into it, kudos to you both and rock on with your bad selves.
On the other hand. there's no need to go into details and tell everything either. Just stating that you're into BDSM will get you an idea of whether that's for him or not. And him doing stuff he feels sh*t about won't last for long anyway because he won't really be dominant and it won't be a satisfying experience for either of them.

I think being open to him is the right thing to do but leave out the details for now. No need to scare him off if it's something he's interested in but not familiar with (yet).

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Knowing that I'll be the minority opinion here and most people will say "Oh, just take it slow", I'll restate that in my opinion the time to be open about this, fully, is now.
I think you can be open and up front about how you like it, but still work up to the actual acts slowly.
This, basically.

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On the other hand. there's no need to go into details and tell everything either. Just stating that you're into BDSM will get you an idea of whether that's for him or not.

I'd go deeper than that since BDSM means different things to different people. We're not talking fuzzy handcuffs here.

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And him doing stuff he feels sh*t about won't last for long anyway because he won't really be dominant and it won't be a satisfying experience for either of them.

Right. And the time to determine this is now rather than when they're more romantically entangled.

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I think you can be open and up front about how you like it, but still work up to the actual acts slowly.

So long as he knows where you're trying to take him, sure.
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Jophiel wrote:
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On the other hand. there's no need to go into details and tell everything either. Just stating that you're into BDSM will get you an idea of whether that's for him or not.

I'd go deeper than that since BDSM means different things to different people. We're not talking fuzzy handcuffs here.
I'm pretty sure that it's obvious that you're not talking about fuzzy handcuffs if you say you're into BDSM.
So depending on how he reacts to "BDSM" see where you go from there, if he's interested he'll ask questions. If he's not you'll know quick enough from his reactions and if he's really not interested at all there's no need to tell him the details as it's not likely to work out anyway. I'm not saying that Delva should hide her preferences, just that it's not necessary to state them all immediately.
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If you really are into that much kink, I will tell you right now that if he's dominant enough sexually, he would have already sensed what you need and he's waiting for a sign from you. You'd be surprised. What most people don't understand is that for the most part, the submissive really is the one in control. The dominant is the one that takes the submissive to the submissive's boundaries, but for all intents and purposes, the submissive is the one that sets the boundaries. It's the dominant's responsibility to push those boundaries and take care of the submissive.

Easiest approach: Buy some pr0n of various genres with him. Gauge what he's looking at. You'll be able to figure out where his boundaries are and how yours and his can mesh. After you guys have some playtime, that's when you bring up specific needs.

If you try to make it too much like a roadmap before anything happens, it's difficult to get into the fantasy because there's already things set in stone.
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On the other hand. there's no need to go into details and tell everything either. Just stating that you're into BDSM will get you an idea of whether that's for him or not.

I'd go deeper than that since BDSM means different things to different people. We're not talking fuzzy handcuffs here.
I'm pretty sure that it's obvious that you're not talking about fuzzy handcuffs if you say you're into BDSM.
So depending on how he reacts to "BDSM" see where you go from there, if he's interested he'll ask questions. If he's not you'll know quick enough from his reactions and if he's really not interested at all there's no need to tell him the details as it's not likely to work out anyway. I'm not saying that Delva should hide her preferences, just that it's not necessary to state them all immediately.


I think that's the right of it. There's a tricky line somewhere in there between unloading too much on someone too fast (my fiance and I have both done that to each other, and both times it caused an awkward fight Smiley: lol), and drawing things out to the point where you're deep in a committed relationship where one person just isn't getting what they want. Alluding to a general concept like Aethien suggests seems to me like the safest way of putting it out there. Gauge the reaction, and take it from there.

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Jophiel wrote:
Knowing that I'll be the minority opinion here and most people will say "Oh, just take it slow", I'll restate that in my opinion the time to be open about this, fully, is now.
I think you can be open and up front about how you like it, but still work up to the actual acts slowly.


This.

While a lot of people here are saying "You'd be surprised how daring a partner can be in the throes of passion," I personally find it the exact opposite. I've dated a girl who loved all sorts of things: dirty talk, being held down, tied up... oddly enough, not hair pulling. But it weirded me out. No, I don't want my partner to lie there like a dishrag, but I don't want her screaming out like a porn star with every thrust either (I'm not THAT good!), or growling dirty words in my ear while I'm trying to focus on multiplication tables and lasting longer. She kept trying to get me to become more dominant, more aggressive, more violent. I didn't like it. I don't want to make love every time, but I also don't want to mouth off lines that comes straight out of porn; it makes me laugh, and laughter tends to break the sexual stride.

I think it's a lot more important, if you think the kink is a significant necessity in your sex, to be open about it but ease into it slowly. And it's important to note that he may not like it at all, or will be uncomfortable and unwilling to go further... in which case you're probably not sexually compatible. That sucks, but it sucks more to be unfulfilled in a relationship.
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I think it's a lot more important, if you think the kink is a significant necessity in your sex, to be open about it but ease into it slowly. And it's important to note that he may not like it at all, or will be uncomfortable and unwilling to go further... in which case you're probably not sexually compatible. That sucks, but it sucks more to be unfulfilled in a relationship.

That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying to drop a handful of X-Acto knives and branding irons on the bed the next time you see him but be honest about what you like and ease into it if he's interested. But I think the time to find out if he's interested is now. Better to find out "today" than in a couple months when you're both more invested.
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That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying to drop a handful of X-Acto knives and branding irons on the bed the next time you see him[...]
Well, duh. You wrap them up as a present and say "honey, I bought us a few things that I think could really heat up the bedroom."

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I think it's a lot more important, if you think the kink is a significant necessity in your sex, to be open about it but ease into it slowly. And it's important to note that he may not like it at all, or will be uncomfortable and unwilling to go further... in which case you're probably not sexually compatible. That sucks, but it sucks more to be unfulfilled in a relationship.

That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying to drop a handful of X-Acto knives and branding irons on the bed the next time you see him but be honest about what you like and ease into it if he's interested. But I think the time to find out if he's interested is now. Better to find out "today" than in a couple months when you're both more invested.


Pretty much this.

Being honest with your partner is the most important thing. This will not only strengthen your sexual relationship if he's totally down for it but it strengthens the emotional relationship as well because you will become more comfortable talking about things that are outside your comfort zone. If he isn't into it then like Joph said its better to find out now rather than later when things get messy.
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As a pervert encyclopedia, I'll chime in on this thread, and say the best path is the open and honest one. Have a conversation with him about your particular kinks. As a pervert, you should already be at least somewhat comfortable talking about what you want to do, or else you aren't properly negotiating scenes, and that leads to disaster. I'm not saying you have to just come out and say "BTW, I like being cut, burned, and choked," but ease into the conversation. Ask if he has kinks, or even likes kink. I can guarantee you that if you are feeling that need for BDSM play, and there is no hope of getting it from him, you are not going to be happy in the long run, and it's best to not find that sort of thing out once you're really entangled.

On a tangent, you straight people always do things the hard way, especially when it comes to sex. The gays, especially the leathergays, have all sorts of symbols, codes, and gestures to advertise particular fetishes and positions. I've gone home with more than one guy, without even speaking a word, and had a brilliant one night stand with zero "Oh, BTW, this is my shaved spider monkey in a gimp suit slathered in mayo," moments.

Stop making sex so complicated, prudes.
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Tell him strait out. You would be surprised at how many men dream of having a girl that is into kinky things.
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As a pervert encyclopedia, I'll chime in on this thread, and say the best path is the open and honest one. Have a conversation with him about your particular kinks. As a pervert, you should already be at least somewhat comfortable talking about what you want to do, or else you aren't properly negotiating scenes, and that leads to disaster. I'm not saying you have to just come out and say "BTW, I like being cut, burned, and choked," but ease into the conversation. Ask if he has kinks, or even likes kink. I can guarantee you that if you are feeling that need for BDSM play, and there is no hope of getting it from him, you are not going to be happy in the long run, and it's best to not find that sort of thing out once you're really entangled.

On a tangent, you straight people always do things the hard way, especially when it comes to sex. The gays, especially the leathergays, have all sorts of symbols, codes, and gestures to advertise particular fetishes and positions. I've gone home with more than one guy, without even speaking a word, and had a brilliant one night stand with zero "Oh, BTW, this is my shaved spider monkey in a gimp suit slathered in mayo," moments.

Stop making sex so complicated, prudes.


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Ask if he has kinks, or even likes kink. I can guarantee you that if you are feeling that need for BDSM play, and there is no hope of getting it from him, you are not going to be happy in the long run, and it's best to not find that sort of thing out once you're really entangled.
This, definitely. Unless looking for the kink stuff outside of the relationship is an option.

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On a tangent, you straight people always do things the hard way, especially when it comes to sex. The gays, especially the leathergays, have all sorts of symbols, codes, and gestures to advertise particular fetishes and positions. I've gone home with more than one guy, without even speaking a word, and had a brilliant one night stand with zero "Oh, BTW, this is my shaved spider monkey in a gimp suit slathered in mayo," moments.

Stop making sex so complicated, prudes.
Or you just link them to a list of all your fetishes. Not really useful for a one night stand though... Maybe a QR code? Smiley: tongue
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Maybe a QR code? Smiley: tongue


That would make a brilliant phone app. It won't show what data any individual code has, but scanning one and then another shows a list of any overlapping fetishes/kinks, and nothing else. So if you don't share <X kink of yours>, you'll know, but they won't suspect a thing so no awkward conversations. And if they don't have a code? That might be your answer, right there.

Ok, I'm done geeking up the thread. Carry on.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Maybe a QR code? Smiley: tongue


That would make a brilliant phone app. It won't show what data any individual code has, but scanning one and then another shows a list of any overlapping fetishes/kinks, and nothing else. So if you don't share <X kink of yours>, you'll know, but they won't suspect a thing so no awkward conversations. And if they don't have a code? That might be your answer, right there.

Ok, I'm done geeking up the thread. Carry on.
I'm all for this. Just make it so it only compares to your list of fetishes and not to just another. Both so you don't have to scan twice and that you can't still peek at other peoples "weird" fetishes.
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Or just say the hell with it and jump in feet first?


I would think you would start with something a bit smaller, like a finger, a whole foot could hurt him something fierce.
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On a tangent, you straight people always do things the hard way, especially when it comes to sex. The gays, especially the leathergays, have all sorts of symbols, codes, and gestures to advertise particular fetishes and positions. I've gone home with more than one guy, without even speaking a word, and had a brilliant one night stand with zero "Oh, BTW, this is my shaved spider monkey in a gimp suit slathered in mayo," moments.

Stop making sex so complicated, prudes.
Or you just link them to a list of all your fetishes. Not really useful for a one night stand though... Maybe a QR code? Smiley: tongue


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Your mom makes sex SO @#%^ING COMPLICATED.
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Your mom makes sex SO @#%^ING COMPLICATED.
STOP BEING JEALOUS OF THE GAYS AND GO GET LAID ALREADY.
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Your mom makes sex SO @#%^ING COMPLICATED.
YOU @#%^, HE HAS TWO DADS

WHERE DO YOU THINK HE INHERITED THE GAY FROM
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Monsieur Spoonless wrote:
Your mom makes sex SO @#%^ING COMPLICATED.
STOP BEING JEALOUS OF THE GAYS AND GO GET LAID ALREADY.


I WOULD IF YOUR MOM WASN'T MAKING THE SEX SO @#%^ING COMPLICATED
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Your mom makes sex SO @#%^ING COMPLICATED.
STOP BEING JEALOUS OF THE GAYS AND GO GET LAID ALREADY.
I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T AFFORD A UHAUL UNTIL NEXT WEEK SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT OFF LOOKING FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND
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this thread is headed here anyways, might as well get it over with...
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