So I'm the only one who has **** to the theme of Benny Hill?
Now all I can do is picture you going around and around the revolving door to the benny hill music.
Not that that has anything to do with sex.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.” ― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones