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yeah brings back memories, my first time was with another virgin, and I mean, lesbians don't even really have the "advantage" of seeing ***** sex in movies and such (especially not 10 years ago) nor the easy tab goes in slot thing that hets and even gay guys have going for them, so after rolling around and trying various things we just ended up laughing.

Not even sure it counts as losing virginity since there was no orgasms or penetration even... its pretty fuzzy when yer a ***** lady, but I'll count it anyway.

As to the whole OP, I have to say it is sad to hear you talk about how they felt guilty for straying into handjob territory. I won't judge them for not wanting to do the deed until after they marry but I worry about it being an issue of guilt. If they are holding back because they would feel guilty not holding back, that's pretty unhealthy.

Also I'd like the second the folks talking about what a good idea it is to practice. I personally like being a good lover, and I don't think it hurt my current relationship to have my partner feel happy and fulfilled our first time together. Eagerness and reading can only get you so far.

Going back to "Don't use **** as a How-To Guide" for guys, the same thing applies to the ladies and our wonderful written girl ****. Romance novels are not written by virgins. They're written by middle aged women living out fantasies through their characters, which is why the heroine is going to ****** three times the first night and the hero is going to have the stamina of a male **** star, all cloaked in funny euphemisms because many women still giggle when they see the word "*****."

One time my husband snuck into one of the stories I was writing and swapped out the word "manhood" for "**** rocket."

Ok, serious response to this question. While my view is undoubtedly different from the vast majority of people's, to use a metaphor sex is the emotional glue on the relationship tape which holds a couple together. As in real life if you use and reuse a piece of tape the stickiness that provides its' purpose is diminished. The first time you apply said tape to something it does its' job masterfully. But the more it get pulled off and placed on other items to be held together it eventually becomes ineffective.

Likewise, sex is a bond between two people which is at its' strongest when only used between them. Promiscuously distributed, the emotional component which makes sex more than personal gratification is lost.

As for the show, not having seen it I'd still have to say it is likely typical faire for today's consumner: shallow, misguided, and done in a manner which directs scorn and laughter at the participants rather than celebrating a decision to be true to their spouse.

Totem

Velcro ftw

okay need to know now what does ITT stand for, been wondering a long time

On a related note sex juices make a fairly effective glue if left to dry.

Apparently paste is good for your skin too.

Edited, Dec 5th 2011 1:57pm by Xsarus

Looking back, at age 14 I probably would have humped a woman made of elbow macaroni and glitter.


I bet it'd be like nailing like Ke$ha chick.

Have you ever tried to glue cooked noodles?

Insert joke about conception here.

Or just kind of wiggle it around in the general area.

Dammit, I'm too slow again!

Patent submitted, under the name bloodleoodle. I hope I'm not rejected due to prior art.