I don't think Newt will get the nomination (It's a shame too cause he would tear up Barry in a one on one debate) cause it's always fun and entertaining to hear him speak.
Newt explaining OWS brilliantly
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I agree with the first three words of this thread.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I don't suppose "take a pay cut to help fund more jobs, Mr. CEO" factors into OWS at all, amirite?
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LordFaramir wrote:
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Given that Newt's sole answer in every debate is to throw a little princess fit and cry about the mean ole media for asking such a dumb question, I too think it's a shame that Newt won't win the nomination and get to debate Obama 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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I'd say that that's going to get old, but I don't think Newt's gonna have the spotlight long enough for it.
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Debalic wrote:
...I got better
I'd say that that's going to get old, but I don't think Newt's gonna have the spotlight long enough for it.
BURN HIM ANYWAYS!!!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
...I got better
I wanted to say that
lulz
Political Wire wrote:
Newt Gingrich had some tough words for the Congressional Budget Office, CNN reports.
Said Gingrich: "The CBO is a reactionary socialist institution which does not believe in economic growth, does not believe in innovation and does not believe in data that it has not internally generated."
Former CBO director Douglas Holtz-Eakin, a Republican, called the allegation "ludicrous."
Said Holtz-Eakin: "I think if you parse that phrase carefully, he got one out of three right. I do agree it is an institution. If you're playing baseball, that's a decent batting average."
Said Gingrich: "The CBO is a reactionary socialist institution which does not believe in economic growth, does not believe in innovation and does not believe in data that it has not internally generated."
Former CBO director Douglas Holtz-Eakin, a Republican, called the allegation "ludicrous."
Said Holtz-Eakin: "I think if you parse that phrase carefully, he got one out of three right. I do agree it is an institution. If you're playing baseball, that's a decent batting average."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Like he really wants to be President. It would cut into his book signings & video hawking time.
Honestly, unless the Republicans can pull together and stop bickering, they won't stand a chance against Obama.
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IDrownFish wrote:
Honestly, unless the Republicans can pull together and stop bickering, they won't stand a chance against Obama.
It's too bad Arnold Schwarzenegger can't run for the extra lulz.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Maybe not this race, but he'll be bahk.
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Sort of sad the right can't seem to field a viable candidate aside from washed-up actors, and that's a depleted pool, it seems. Ahnold can't run. Fred Thompson has the charisma of a pet rock. Kelsey Grammar has even more baggage than Newt.
And the only candidate that offers a challenge can't get a solid endorsement from the GOP.
If I were a cynic, I'd think the Republicans were playing to lose.
And the only candidate that offers a challenge can't get a solid endorsement from the GOP.
If I were a cynic, I'd think the Republicans were playing to lose.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The left couldn't field a candidate election before last either.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Mitt Romney is the GOP John Kerry?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Samira wrote:
Kelsey Grammar has even more baggage than Newt.
He wouldn't have a chance. One Frasier rerun and Bible Belt homophobia will take care of the rest.
The only reason Newt wants to be president at this point is that he wants to repeat Clinton's cigar trick with an intern.
Seriously, he was so upset that Clinton got to **** on interns in the privacy of the Oval Office while he was stuck cheating on his wife in an apartment a block away that he threw the greatest impeachment temper tantrum this great nation has ever seen.
Seriously, he was so upset that Clinton got to **** on interns in the privacy of the Oval Office while he was stuck cheating on his wife in an apartment a block away that he threw the greatest impeachment temper tantrum this great nation has ever seen.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Newt needs to get the nomination for one reason: The potential for political cartoon legends to be born is staggering!
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Newt needs to get the nomination for one reason: The potential for political cartoon legends to be born is staggering!
Jophiel wrote:
Mitt Romney is the GOP John Kerry?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
That would sort of defeat the purpose of the primaries 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
That would sort of defeat the purpose of the primaries
What, the comedic potential?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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