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Men never have to choose again between sex and bacon Follow

#1 Nov 16 2011 at 12:21 PM Rating: Default
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Totally an adlaced puff piece but...

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It gives new meaning to porking and it's the best of both worlds for men: Bacon and sex.

Grossed out? Consider that 43 per cent of men in a recent survey chose bacon over sex.

Yes.

And to prove the adage that everything is better with bacon on it, a Seattle-based company has created what they claim to be the world's first bacon-flavoured lubricant.

It's a "pork-flavoured nectar" called Baconlube.

The company, J&D's Foods, calls it the McRib of sex, touting that "it’s delicious" and "makes men crazy."

Read more: http://www.theprovince.com/news/never+have+choose+again+between+bacon/5713295/story.html#ixzz1dtTp84we
#2 Nov 16 2011 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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Baconlube... It sounds like a redneck's wet dream.

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And be redneck I mean the animal ********
#3 Nov 16 2011 at 1:03 PM Rating: Good
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ArexLovesPie wrote:
And be redneck I mean the animal @#%^ers.


Don't judge, just because you don't understand what that goat and I have. What we have is special.
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#4 Nov 16 2011 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
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Too far.

I still want to try Bacon Vodka though.
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#5 Nov 16 2011 at 1:07 PM Rating: Good
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Don't judge, just because you don't understand what that goat and I have. What we have is special.
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#6 Nov 16 2011 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
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bsphil wrote:
Too far.

I still want to try Bacon Vodka though.


A place just down the street makes Caesars with bacon
#7 Nov 16 2011 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
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#8 Nov 16 2011 at 2:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's not my fault that the king of canuckland doesn't allow our news to actually report on things in a timely fashion
#9 Nov 16 2011 at 2:49 PM Rating: Decent
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IDrownFish wrote:
ArexLovesPie wrote:
And be redneck I mean the animal @#%^ers.


Don't judge, just because you don't understand what that goat and I have. What we have is special.


Don't worry I'm next door to Montana. Every now and again they wander on over to ND and try to justify their love.
#10 Nov 16 2011 at 5:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Of course, in some states they never did have to choose.

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#11 Nov 16 2011 at 6:35 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm. Is it edible lube? I could use that to get some head!
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#12 Nov 16 2011 at 7:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, I'm not sure about the "men never have to choose" bit. As a general rule, I don't put the lubed bits in my mouth. They bits that do go in my mouth don't need lube on them for that.

Essentially, I'm just adding condiments?
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#13 Nov 20 2011 at 12:43 PM Rating: Decent
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bsphil wrote:
Too far.

I still want to try Bacon Vodka though.


It's pretty good. I mean, it kind of tastes like grease more than bacon, and you can't really make 40% alcohol taste good, but the bacon flavor does help it go down. The stuff I had was called Bakon.

ArexLovesPie wrote:
IDrownFish wrote:
ArexLovesPie wrote:
And be redneck I mean the animal @#%^ers.


Don't judge, just because you don't understand what that goat and I have. What we have is special.


Don't worry I'm next door to Montana. Every now and again they wander on over to ND and try to justify their love.


Haha, this is funny because I've lived in Montana my whole life.
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