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#1 Nov 07 2011 at 7:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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I know I'm now operating at the 1 post every 23 day level, and let me preemptively state that I care less about you not caring about what I've been doing than you care about what I've been doing. These are some things I've been doing.

Marrying Nexa.

Buying a new house. By "new" I mean we didn't own it until recently. I don't mean "new fangled" like one of them there houses insulated with some substance other than wood and heated with some strange devil's magic method that doesn't involve steam.

Working on what may be the longest 3 month contract in history. I should probably increase my daily rate to make up for inflation.

Reading the new Niel Stephenson book. I'm only about 12% in (thanks Kindle! Suck it, page numbers!) but so far so good, but a little less dense than I'm used to him from him, which could be good (I'm looking at YOU System of the World) or could be bad (Zodiac!)

Watching The Walking Dead with mild interest but mostly vague disappointment.

Patiently tracking prices of Hannah's Christmas gifts to maximize value since Nexa insists that "we're not spending a thousand dollars on gifts for her this year! Humbug!" She totally says humbug, too.

Remembering who knows we're married and who doesn't. I'm not great at this. Wait, you idiots knew, right?

Trying to figure out why they count from the end of a woman's last period to determine the due date when you impregnate one.

The hell?

Nexa asks that you not mention the fact that we're married or that she's knocked up on her Facebook page, if you are one of those people
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#2 Nov 07 2011 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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Watching The Walking Dead with mild interest but mostly vague disappointment.
It seems to have a 1:1 ratio of good episodes to bad episodes. Last week's was pretty good. This weeks guest starring Dragon Age's Broodmother not so much.

Congratulations on the spawn.
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#3 Nov 07 2011 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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For the millionth time, it's from the FIRST day of the LAST period.

*sigh*

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#4 Nov 07 2011 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, we didn't know any of that.

Congrats and stuff!

I'll drink Nexa's wine for her in her honor.
#5 Nov 07 2011 at 7:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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For the millionth time, it's from the FIRST day of the LAST period.

*sigh*

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Sheesh! Seriously, how do you put up with this?
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#6 Nov 07 2011 at 7:24 PM Rating: Decent
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For the record, I thought I (We?) already knew you were/getting married, but I was probably making assumptions due to your lack of presence.
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Congratulations! Crazy kids these days.

And what's it worth to Nexa for me to keep quiet?
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#8 Nov 07 2011 at 7:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, and the whole married thing is really only a secret to a few people, but those people are somewhat sensitive so...yeah. Anyway, we got married a while ago but haven't gotten around to having a wedding, which we still plan on doing at some point when we're not doing other busier sorts of things and can actually pull something together.

And yes, everyone should drink for me, and I'll be appropriately jealous. I didn't have nearly this much fatigue or morning sickness with Hannah.

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#9 Nov 07 2011 at 7:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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I totally didn't know that you all are married OR pregnant! OMGRATS on both.

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#10 Nov 07 2011 at 7:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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As you wish. Smiley: chug
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#11 Nov 07 2011 at 7:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats on all of the above mentioned issues!!

Hannah will finally have a minion!

Edited, Nov 7th 2011 7:33pm by Belkira
#12 Nov 07 2011 at 7:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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A third minion, not counting the cat(s).
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#13 Nov 07 2011 at 7:47 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Watching The Walking Dead with mild interest but mostly vague disappointment.
It seems to have a 1:1 ratio of good episodes to bad episodes. Last week's was pretty good. This weeks guest starring Dragon Age's Broodmother not so much.


We went through the first season the other week. I share Smash's sentiment right now.

I feel like it's been getting the rave reviews mostly because an ongoing zombie TV drama fills a much desired void. But watching it, I just think that it doesn't do anything really interesting or new with the material. I've seen every scenario that they do already, and they don't come to any new conclusions, or show any interesting new angles with them. It's all just "okay".

How does season 2 stack up with the first?

Edited, Nov 7th 2011 8:47pm by Eske
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#14 Nov 07 2011 at 7:50 PM Rating: Good
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I'm reading Reamde as well. It's pretty refreshing to have it not be quite so dense, following Anathem (which might be my favorite Stephenson novel).
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#15 Nov 07 2011 at 8:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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How does season 2 stack up with the first?
I felt season one was pretty slow. Season two has been pretty break even like I said. The first episode was pretty good, the second not so much, third was good, and last night's again not so much. Personally I feel the good episodes far outweigh the bad episodes so overall the series is worth tuning in weekly.
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#16 Nov 07 2011 at 8:04 PM Rating: Excellent
Congratulations Smash and Nexa. It's totally cool if you want to name your baby after me. PunkFloyd is a total power name.
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#17 Nov 07 2011 at 8:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congo rats to you both! and congratulations on impending minionage! How is the other little one handling having a sibling so far?
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Congrats you two.
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#19 Nov 07 2011 at 8:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Congo rats to you both! and congratulations on impending minionage! How is the other little one handling having a sibling so far?


She doesn't know yet...we're going to wait another month or so to tell her.

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#20 Nov 07 2011 at 8:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations! Crazy kids these days.

And what's it worth to Nexa for me to keep quiet?


Next time we meet, the gyro's on me.

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#21 Nov 07 2011 at 8:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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#22 Nov 07 2011 at 9:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Congo rats to you both! and congratulations on impending minionage! How is the other little one handling having a sibling so far?


She doesn't know yet...we're going to wait another month or so to tell her.

Nexa

You should just never tell her, go have the baby, bring it home and act like it's been there the whole time and Hannah's the one with the issues. Many lulz.
#23 Nov 07 2011 at 9:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats, both of you, on the marriage & new kid.
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Congrats to both of you!
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#25 Nov 08 2011 at 4:25 AM Rating: Good
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Congrats both! Here's to you Smiley: chug
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#26 Nov 08 2011 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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Dear Nexa and Smasharoo,

Congratulations on the legal joining and the little miracle of conception you've been blessed with. Never let the happy days slip from your line-of-sight.

I bet Hannah will be one helluva big sister.



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#28varusword75, Posted: Nov 08 2011 at 8:53 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Smashed,
#29 Nov 08 2011 at 8:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Swing and a miss.
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#30 Nov 08 2011 at 8:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smashed,

So basically you just checked in to say nothings going on and you're bored.

Edited, Nov 8th 2011 9:54am by varusword75
Infinitely more interesting than your usual drivel.
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#31 Nov 08 2011 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smashed,

So basically you just checked in to say nothings going on and you're bored.

Edited, Nov 8th 2011 9:54am by varusword75

I'm pretty sure the op translates into Man-lingo as "I got laid. Varus didn't".
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#32varusword75, Posted: Nov 08 2011 at 8:58 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Elinda,
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Didn't even swing on that one.
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translates into Man-lingo as "I got laid. Varus didn't


Calling me a man...propositioning me...you must really be horny this morning.


Lol, I know calling you a man would be simply brilliant, but once again, the English language got the best of you. Sorry V.
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Sorry V.

This just put those Summer's Eve "Hail to the V" commercials in my head.
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Sorry V.

This just put those Summer's Eve "Hail to the V" commercials in my head.

So....Varus reminds you of a douche. Smiley: nod
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Congratulations!
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congratulations you two! So, no comments on marriage felicitations on FB huh? You guys elope or something?

Also, about **** time. Sheesh! Smiley: grin
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I thought they were already married. Smiley: tongue
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Grats, etc.

You should have a "destination wedding", then pick a place so remote that nobody else shows up. That way, you get to go on vacation and skip the whole ceremony deal, and everybody else assumes that there was a proper ceremony, and you get to keep up appearances.

Win-win.
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And yes, everyone should drink for me, and I'll be appropriately jealous. I didn't have nearly this much fatigue or morning sickness with Hannah.


This is the Spawn of Smash we're talking about after all!

Grats on the marriage/spawning you crazy kids! I actually assumed you guys got hitched like a year or so ago, and were just keeping it quiet (cause it's totally a sekrit or something). Anywho, whatever you do, don't let Smash name the baby something like Mao, or Karl, or Josef.


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You should just never tell her, go have the baby, bring it home and act like it's been there the whole time and Hannah's the one with the issues. Many lulz.


Lol!
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#42 Nov 08 2011 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
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Sorry V.

This just put those Summer's Eve "Hail to the V" commercials in my head.

So....Varus reminds you of a douche. Smiley: nod

Careful...he's going to think that you're suggesting he spray inside you. Or something.
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And yes, everyone should drink for me, and I'll be appropriately jealous. I didn't have nearly this much fatigue or morning sickness with Hannah.


This is the Spawn of Smash we're talking about after all!

Grats on the marriage/spawning you crazy kids! I actually assumed you guys got hitched like a year or so ago, and were just keeping it quiet (cause it's totally a sekrit or something). Anywho, whatever you do, don't let Smash name the baby something like Mao, or Karl, or Josef.


Don't be ridiculous...the baby will be named Barack! It's a good name for a boy or a girl!

Nexa

Edited, Nov 8th 2011 6:35pm by Nexa
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Carbunculations on the marriage/kid scenario!!Smiley: yippee





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#45 Nov 09 2011 at 12:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Also, about **** time. Sheesh! Smiley: grin


Yes, that would be it exactly...and then we kept intending to have a wedding, but we've been very, very busy. Now, of course, I want to wait until I'll be able to fit into a wedding dress, haha, so I'm thinking we're going to have to come clean. I'm hoping the impending baby announcement will soften the blow along with the promise that we'll have a belated wedding next fall.

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#47 Nov 09 2011 at 4:24 PM Rating: Excellent
Congrats to you both, that will be probably be one **** of a smart kid. Which will come in handy the way this is all going.
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Thanks Red...and your kiddo is absolutely gorgeous. Smiley: smile

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What!? You went and had a baby without me? I'm shocked, shocked by your callous betrayal.

Also I want to see pictures.
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I didn't know you wanted to have a baby with smash.



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