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Getting lawfully married and having children is exactly what the GOP wants them to do.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Swing and a miss.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
varusword75 wrote:
Smashed,
So basically you just checked in to say nothings going on and you're bored.
Edited, Nov 8th 2011 9:54am by varusword75
So basically you just checked in to say nothings going on and you're bored.
Edited, Nov 8th 2011 9:54am by varusword75
varusword75 wrote:
Smashed,
So basically you just checked in to say nothings going on and you're bored.
Edited, Nov 8th 2011 9:54am by varusword75
So basically you just checked in to say nothings going on and you're bored.
Edited, Nov 8th 2011 9:54am by varusword75
I'm pretty sure the op translates into Man-lingo as "I got laid. Varus didn't".
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Didn't even swing on that one.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
varusword75 wrote:
Elinda,
Calling me a man...propositioning me...you must really be horny this morning.
Quote:
translates into Man-lingo as "I got laid. Varus didn't
Calling me a man...propositioning me...you must really be horny this morning.
Lol, I know calling you a man would be simply brilliant, but once again, the English language got the best of you. Sorry V.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Sorry V.
This just put those Summer's Eve "Hail to the V" commercials in my head.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Sorry V.
This just put those Summer's Eve "Hail to the V" commercials in my head.
So....Varus reminds you of a douche.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Congratulations!
congratulations you two! So, no comments on marriage felicitations on FB huh? You guys elope or something?
Also, about damn time. Sheesh!
Also, about damn time. Sheesh!
I thought they were already married. 
Grats, etc.
You should have a "destination wedding", then pick a place so remote that nobody else shows up. That way, you get to go on vacation and skip the whole ceremony deal, and everybody else assumes that there was a proper ceremony, and you get to keep up appearances.
Win-win.
You should have a "destination wedding", then pick a place so remote that nobody else shows up. That way, you get to go on vacation and skip the whole ceremony deal, and everybody else assumes that there was a proper ceremony, and you get to keep up appearances.
Win-win.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Nexa wrote:
And yes, everyone should drink for me, and I'll be appropriately jealous. I didn't have nearly this much fatigue or morning sickness with Hannah.
This is the Spawn of Smash we're talking about after all!
Grats on the marriage/spawning you crazy kids! I actually assumed you guys got hitched like a year or so ago, and were just keeping it quiet (cause it's totally a sekrit or something). Anywho, whatever you do, don't let Smash name the baby something like Mao, or Karl, or Josef.
Nadenu wrote:
You should just never tell her, go have the baby, bring it home and act like it's been there the whole time and Hannah's the one with the issues. Many lulz.
Lol!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Elinda wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Sorry V.
This just put those Summer's Eve "Hail to the V" commercials in my head.
So....Varus reminds you of a douche.
Careful...he's going to think that you're suggesting he spray inside you. Or something.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
gbaji wrote:
Nexa wrote:
And yes, everyone should drink for me, and I'll be appropriately jealous. I didn't have nearly this much fatigue or morning sickness with Hannah.
This is the Spawn of Smash we're talking about after all!
Grats on the marriage/spawning you crazy kids! I actually assumed you guys got hitched like a year or so ago, and were just keeping it quiet (cause it's totally a sekrit or something). Anywho, whatever you do, don't let Smash name the baby something like Mao, or Karl, or Josef.
Don't be ridiculous...the baby will be named Barack! It's a good name for a boy or a girl!
Nexa
Edited, Nov 8th 2011 6:35pm by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Carbunculations on the marriage/kid scenario!!
I foresee a "kid-out-of-nowhere" taking the Texas Hold-Em crown in seven years.
I foresee a "kid-out-of-nowhere" taking the Texas Hold-Em crown in seven years.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
DSD wrote:
congratulations you two! So, no comments on marriage felicitations on FB huh? You guys elope or something?
Also, about damn time. Sheesh!
Also, about damn time. Sheesh!
Yes, that would be it exactly...and then we kept intending to have a wedding, but we've been very, very busy. Now, of course, I want to wait until I'll be able to fit into a wedding dress, haha, so I'm thinking we're going to have to come clean. I'm hoping the impending baby announcement will soften the blow along with the promise that we'll have a belated wedding next fall.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Congrats to you both!
Congrats to you both, that will be probably be one hell of a smart kid. Which will come in handy the way this is all going.
Thanks Red...and your kiddo is absolutely gorgeous. 
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
What!? You went and had a baby without me? I'm shocked, shocked by your callous betrayal.
Also I want to see pictures.
Also I want to see pictures.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
What!? You went and had a baby without me? I'm shocked, shocked by your callous betrayal.
nyuk nyuk nyuk
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