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#427 Dec 06 2011 at 2:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I think Varus is saying he had little ******* children and now depends on them to tell him what to think.

This explains a lot.

Edited, Dec 6th 2011 1:58pm by Jophiel


Well shoot, and I had taken solace in the fact he was still an evolutionary dead end. Smiley: frown
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#428 Dec 06 2011 at 2:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Obviously not; aren't you used to being told what to do?
Not really, no. But when all you know about the military is from episodes of King of the Hill, it shouldn't be a surprise you wouldn't know the first thing on how rank structure works.
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#429 Dec 06 2011 at 2:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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A machine gun nest took my shins off Smiley: frown
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#430 Dec 06 2011 at 2:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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A machine gun nest took my shins off Smiley: frown


It's like "and then I took an arrow to the knee" for people who don't own new video games, and therefor aren't privy to their memes.
#431 Dec 06 2011 at 2:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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OMG... "The cake is a lie!"

Can I be in your club now?
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#432 Dec 06 2011 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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No, everything he knows about the military he learned from playing basketball with a bunch of negroid privates.
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#434 Dec 06 2011 at 3:25 PM Rating: Excellent
From my skewed perspective of double army brat but never in the army myself, my impression was that the only ones asked to shut up and blindly follow orders are the fresh recruits in basic training and the lowest privates. The Army teaches you to think critically and for yourself in the correct way (the Army way), and recognizes such critical thinking skills as achievements and promotes you (eventually.)

Am I close?
#435 Dec 06 2011 at 3:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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From my skewed perspective of double army brat but never in the army myself, my impression was that the only ones asked to shut up and blindly follow orders are the fresh recruits in basic training and the lowest privates. The Army teaches you to think critically and for yourself in the correct way (the Army way), and recognizes such critical thinking skills as achievements and promotes you (eventually.)

Am I close?


You just forgot the part somewhere in between all that, when you have to fight a giant lava monster with a sword.


Or was that just the Marines?

Edited, Dec 6th 2011 4:37pm by Eske
#436 Dec 06 2011 at 7:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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I loled

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On Monday, Gingrich tried to clarify his assertions that U.S. child labor laws are "truly stupid" and arguing that poor children living in public housing should be given work as janitors in their schools.


/facepalm

http://www.blackamericaweb.com/?q=articles/news/baw_commentary_news/35150



Edited, Dec 6th 2011 5:40pm by Olorinus
#437 Dec 06 2011 at 11:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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On Monday, Gingrich tried to clarify his assertions that U.S. child labor laws are "truly stupid" and arguing that poor children living in public housing should be given work as janitors in their schools.


/facepalm

http://www.blackamericaweb.com/?q=articles/news/baw_commentary_news/35150



Edited, Dec 6th 2011 5:40pm by Olorinus


I let my five year old niece try to paint her own finger nails, and he wants to let five year olds clean things. Good, solid, profound, fundamental thinking!

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#438 Dec 07 2011 at 11:25 AM Rating: Good
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If poor students started doing the janitorial work, what would all the mentally handicapped students do all day?

(Was my school the only one that used them as a Janitorial service?)
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#439 Dec 07 2011 at 11:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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#440REDACTED, Posted: Dec 07 2011 at 11:29 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) What a surprise a GOP candidate says poor kids would be well served by getting a job and learning the value of getting paid for work they've done and the liberals have a fit.
#441 Dec 07 2011 at 11:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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In related news GOP members prefer TV shows that involve work while Democrats prefer anything but shows that involve work.
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
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#442 Dec 07 2011 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent
We used detention students.
#443 Dec 07 2011 at 11:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:

In related news GOP members prefer TV shows that involve work while Democrats prefer anything but shows that involve work.

I'm trying to determine my political affiliation based on my tv show tastes.

Is Antiques Roadshow a 'working' show or an 'anything but' show?
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#444 Dec 07 2011 at 11:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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We actually paid people to be janitors. Because you know, Canada's not poor like America, apparently.
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#445 Dec 07 2011 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
What a surprise


I do a shot whenever he leads with this.
#446 Dec 07 2011 at 12:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
What a surprise a GOP candidate says poor kids would be well served by getting a job and learning the value of getting paid for work they've done and the liberals have a fit.


In related news GOP members prefer TV shows that involve work while Democrats prefer anything but shows that involve work.



So you would prefer that your five year old child should be cleaning **** from toilets developing a severe distaste for work at a young age that they would rather coast the rest of their lives, and never fully grasp the concept of why they are doing this work in the first place because they lack the mental capacity to understand the values you are trying to teach them.

Or...

Would you rather they be the normal age of 13 when you can get a job where you can teach them values that they will remember because they're brains have developed further and have the mental capacity to understand and appreciate the values of hard work.

I mean really, if you want to put your kids into slavery I'll gladly build you a transdimensional teleporter and you can jump right into your fantasy world, no questions asked.
#447 Dec 07 2011 at 12:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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ArexLovesPie wrote:


I mean really, if you want to put your kids into slavery I'll gladly build you a transdimensional teleporter and you can jump right into your fantasy world, no questions asked.
Clearly, it would only be the bastards of the liberal whores that would get stuck cleaning the toilets. And I'm sure the other kids, you know, the rich ones, would be supportive and compassionate to the poor slobs that had to wipe up their pee before sitting down to do arithmetic.
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#448 Dec 07 2011 at 12:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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ArexLovesPie wrote:


I mean really, if you want to put your kids into slavery I'll gladly build you a transdimensional teleporter and you can jump right into your fantasy world, no questions asked.
Clearly, it would only be the bastards of the liberal whores that would get stuck cleaning the toilets. And I'm sure the other kids, you know, the rich ones, would be supportive and compassionate to the poor slobs that had to wipe up their pee before sitting down to do arithmetic.


You know what those reach folk say...

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#449 Dec 07 2011 at 2:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
What a surprise


I do a shot whenever he leads with this.


You must go through a lot of booze.
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#450 Dec 07 2011 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Eske Esquire wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
What a surprise


I do a shot whenever he leads with this.


You must go through a lot of booze.


Hence my story about the alcohol poisoning.

ALL THE PIECES ARE COMING TOGETHER. Smiley: chug
#451REDACTED, Posted: Dec 07 2011 at 4:01 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Arex,
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