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Varus's views on women seriously sicken me.
It seems his views on men are a little peculiar as well.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
varusword75 wrote:
Nat,
Ever heard of Paula Jones or Flowers?
Ever heard of Paula Jones or Flowers?
No. Explain.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
I think Paula Jones once called Michelle Obama fat. Then Jones buttered a kitchen table and ate it in six bites.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Then Jones buttered a kitchen table and ate it in six bites.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Kitchen tables are high in fibre. Keeps you regular!
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Nilatai wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Nat,
Ever heard of Paula Jones or Flowers?
Ever heard of Paula Jones or Flowers?
No. Explain.
Clinton follows in a rich tradition of presidents who fool around. Other recent ones with proven affairs include Johnson, Kennedy, Eisenhower, and Roosevelt. Nixon f*cked the law, if that counts.
Gennifer Flowers had a consensual sexual relationship, although for how long is debated. Both lied about it, then later admitted to it; Flowers said that it went on for 12 years, but then again, she also made about $500,000 in interviews and selling her story.
Paula Jones once sued Clinton for sexual harassment; similar to Cain's case, it was settled out of court.
Edit: Funnily enough, Paula Jones is also the name of a character from the SNES game Earthbound. Fantastic game, if you ever get the chance to try it.
Edited, Nov 9th 2011 2:44pm by LockeColeMA
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Varus's views on women seriously sicken me.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I've heard that if you don't leave marks, that means it was consensual.
Also, yelling "surprise" right beforehand changes it from rape to surprise sex.
Edited, Nov 9th 2011 2:54pm by Spoonless
Also, yelling "surprise" right beforehand changes it from rape to surprise sex.
Edited, Nov 9th 2011 2:54pm by Spoonless
Its obviously the womens fault, they clearly put themselves in a situation that would lead to them being harassed.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
Being born?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I dunno ask Gbaji what it means I just replaced raped with harassed.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
Watch out or Gbaji will cry to the mods until you get banned.
Tru Story
Tru Story
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Watch out or Gbaji will cry to the mods until you get banned.
Tru Story
Tru Story
My tears are made from unicorns.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
And you're free and loose with them to bawl to the admins when you've had your widdle feelings hurt 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I like tears.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
rdmcandie wrote:
I like tears.
ill try anything once.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
Pleasepleaseplease let this guy be the GOP nominee
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Cain's handlers and speech writers are awful.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Jophiel wrote:
Pleasepleaseplease let this guy be the GOP nominee
Really, any of those clowns but Romney.
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
That whole believe everything a woman claims crap went out in the 90's when one liberal whack job woman after another kept fabricating lies to get cash payouts
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
pleasebecainpleasebecainpleasebecain...
On a non-Cain related note, remember after the first debate when I commented on how poorly Perry performed and how he was in over his head at these things? And the people who said "Haha... that liberal doesn't like Perry! Go figure!..."?
So... yeah. "Name all three agencies I'd dismantle? Ummm... uhhh..." Best moment since Palin couldn't name a single newspaper she read.
On a non-Cain related note, remember after the first debate when I commented on how poorly Perry performed and how he was in over his head at these things? And the people who said "Haha... that liberal doesn't like Perry! Go figure!..."?
So... yeah. "Name all three agencies I'd dismantle? Ummm... uhhh..."
Best moment since Palin couldn't name a single newspaper she read.Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Comedy Gold.
Comedy Gold.
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