Also, the National Enquirer? Really? That's as unreliable as a source can get, man. This is a magazine that calls women who are 5'6" and 140lbs fat. The only good thing I can say about the magazine is that they're the only tabloid that's against unnecessary plastic surgery.
Edited, Oct 25th 2011 7:08pm by Driftwood
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Driftwood wrote:
This is a magazine that calls women who are 5'6" and 140lbs fat.
The magazine never called Ms. Obama fat. That's purely Varus's hang-up.
varusword75 wrote:
Joph,
Well the saddest thing...
Well the saddest thing...
...would be the OP.
Edited, Oct 25th 2011 6:24pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
True, not in that article, at least, but thy do consider the measurements I gave fat based on their articles.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
varusword75 wrote:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/american-grown-food-fight-obama-vs-dean
Look likes mrs. grubby in chief is upset that her fat as* drenched in hypocracy sauce is being called out.
That's right! Who was the first one that called mrs. obama's fat as* Me, that's right.
Look likes mrs. grubby in chief is upset that her fat as* drenched in hypocracy sauce is being called out.
That's right! Who was the first one that called mrs. obama's fat as* Me, that's right.
I guess I know that Paula Deen's pettiness is about as nauseating as her cooking
This is now a Chris Christie thread
This is now a Chris Christie thread
lolgaxe wrote:
You're using the National Enquirer for your source? I mean really?
lolgaxe wrote:
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
That's right
lolgaxe wrote:
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
You may continue pretending she isn't saying stupid sh*t like this.
lolgaxe wrote:
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
And i'll keep posting quotes from
To be fair, it's his best citation yet.
This must be true as well.
Edited, Oct 26th 2011 10:03am by lolgaxe
article wrote:
Speaking of his time as a young man in the National Guard, he has said: "One thing I remember, and I'm most proud of, is my drinking and partying. Those were the days my friends. Those were the good old days!"
Edited, Oct 26th 2011 10:03am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
varusword75 wrote:
Have you seen her lately?
Yup.
Quote:
And it's not just me, even that paula dean (or whatever her name is) talked about how she stuffed herself.
I guess this comes from you living in the South, proven to hold the fattest and laziest people around, but other people understand that you can eat healthy 90% of the time and therefore have room to eat delicious chicken wings and fried shrimp the other times without adverse effects. Not all of your meals have to be chicken fried fat & grits, Tubby.
Edited, Oct 26th 2011 9:09am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
Of course we also have the best athletes
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
varusword75 wrote:
Shoot I'm built like a sec cornerback
Statistically speaking, you're a big ******. I'm going to trust the numbers on this one, lardo.
I love how you included "fat" in your search string and those were still the best pictures you could come up with
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I love how you included "fat" in your search string and those were still the best pictures you could come up with
I have a brother-in-law who works for Microsoft. He always makes sure to say "Let me Bing that for you..." or "Well, if you Bing that..." which is pretty eye-rolling.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
who wouldn't want to bing that?
lolgaxe wrote:
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
Of course we also have the best athletes
Does this mean "descended from slaves"? Or am I reading too much into it?
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Nilatai wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
Of course we also have the best athletes
Does this mean "descended from slaves"? Or am I reading too much into it?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
varusword75 wrote:
Joph,
Shoot I'm built like a sec cornerback.
Shoot I'm built like a sec cornerback.
SEC corners are built like doughy, middle-age insurance salesmen? It's been awhile since I watched a lot of college football, but standards must have gone way down.
Edited, Oct 26th 2011 10:08pm by Debalic
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
TirithRR wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
Of course we also have the best athletes
Does this mean "descended from slaves"? Or am I reading too much into it?
Gotcha, just checking.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
How does a thread about the First Lady's *** get this far?
With SASS!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Debalic wrote:
SEC corners are built like doughy, middle-age insurance salesmen? It's been awhile since I watched a lot of college football, but standards must have gone way down.
Damn man, I'm exhausted just thinking about it.
George Carlin wrote:
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