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#1 Oct 13 2011 at 8:06 AM Rating: Default
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Anisa Moktar was using a plastic zip tie as a necklace when the young **** Rapids girl playfully placed it around her neck Tuesday night and tightened it, choking herself.


Natural Selection?

Works as intended says I.

Edited, Oct 13th 2011 9:07am by MoebiusLord
#2 Oct 13 2011 at 8:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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She's five years old. Yes, you're an asshole.
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#3 Oct 13 2011 at 8:17 AM Rating: Decent
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She's five years old. Yes, you're an asshole.

Duh. Read the title.

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#4 Oct 13 2011 at 8:20 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, children need to be forcefully reminded never to put anything around their necks. Especially anything that tightens and doesn't release. I blame the parents.
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#5 Oct 13 2011 at 8:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Debalic wrote:
I blame the parents.

I think we should blame the five year old for not possessing proper forethought and understanding of their own potential mortality.
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#6 Oct 13 2011 at 8:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Debalic wrote:
I blame the parents.

I think we should blame the five year old for not possessing proper forethought and understanding of their own potential mortality.
I think natural selection stepped in and made sure that two parents stupid enough to let their child play with zip ties don't get to breed that stupidity along.


You know, as a bystander without much knowledge of the actual circumstances.
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#7 Oct 13 2011 at 8:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Eh, I can't find much to laugh about a five year old (probably) dying but you guys have fun with it.
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#8 Oct 13 2011 at 8:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Eh, I can't find much to laugh about a five year old (probably) dying but you guys have fun with it.


What Joph said.

Yeesh.
#9 Oct 13 2011 at 8:40 AM Rating: Good
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Eske Esquire wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Eh, I can't find much to laugh about a five year old (probably) dying but you guys have fun with it.


What Joph said.

Yeesh.

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#10 Oct 13 2011 at 8:45 AM Rating: Excellent
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Eh, I can't find much to laugh about a five year old (probably) dying but you guys have fun with it.


What Joph said.

Yeesh.


#11 Oct 13 2011 at 8:57 AM Rating: Good
They should go after the parents for being idiots!
#12 Oct 13 2011 at 9:06 AM Rating: Excellent
Tailmon wrote:
They should go after the parents for being idiots!
Eric Clapton should be jailed for life! How could he not anticipate every possible action of a child!?
#13 Oct 13 2011 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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**** happens.

Hope the kid survives without any permanent damage.
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#14 Oct 13 2011 at 9:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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How terrible! The only thing that should be around the necks of children are the loving hands of their enraged and intoxicated parents!
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#15 Oct 13 2011 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Eh, I can't find much to laugh about a five year old (probably) dying but you guys have fun with it.
Who said I was laughing or even having fun with it? It's the silver limning in an unfortunate situation.
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#16 Oct 13 2011 at 9:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think you need to get a better grasp on the concept of natural selection.

#17 Oct 13 2011 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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catwho wrote:
Article won't load for me... have they taken it down?

Still works for me.
#19 Oct 13 2011 at 10:02 AM Rating: Decent
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Bardalicious wrote:
I think you need to get a better grasp on the concept of natural selection.

I grasp it well enough to know that it's working at ensuring your genetics don't continue on.
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#20 Oct 13 2011 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
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I think you need to get a better grasp on the concept of natural selection.

OTSS SON! OTSS! Only the strong survive! Only the strong survive!
#21 Oct 13 2011 at 11:25 AM Rating: Decent
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catwho wrote:
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It works, it just took a minute or two to load for some reason.
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#22 Oct 13 2011 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
Accidents happen. Anyone who would mock, laugh, or otherwise find any "silver lining" in a situation like that deserves an accident or two of their own, IMO.
#23 Oct 13 2011 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
I think you need to get a better grasp on the concept of natural selection.

OTSS SON! OTSS! Only the strong survive! Only the strong survive!

A five year old with neck muscles strong enough to break a ziptie? Hell, put a yoke on that neck and make him plow fields!
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#24 Oct 13 2011 at 4:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Every death is natural selection, but you're a **** when pointing it out.

Just like I know you're full of ****, but it's rude to point it out.
#25 Oct 13 2011 at 5:13 PM Rating: Good
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Responsible parenting.
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