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#1 Oct 12 2011 at 2:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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October 21, 2011 is coming up. Who's ready for the Rapture this time? I'm loaded up with ammo and foodstuffs in my safe room for the zombie apocalypse, so I should be okay for this as well.

Hard Mode: "Macho Man" Randy Savage gave up his life to prevent it last time, which Man Amongst Men is it going to be this time to protect us? I'm hoping it's Terrance "Hulk Hogan" Bollea.

Added Nightmare Mode: When will the next day set for the Rapture be?

Edited, Oct 12th 2011 6:19pm by lolgaxe
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#2 Oct 12 2011 at 3:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, my soon-to-be-brother-in-law's bachelor party is on the 22nd. If I'm going to be fighting off zombies, it seems appropriate to do it in Atlantic City.
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#3 Oct 12 2011 at 3:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Oct 12 2011 at 4:18 PM Rating: Decent
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You guys can all relax. I'm not letting the world end until I've played Skyrim, and that's not until 11/11/11.
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You guys can all relax. I'm not letting the world end until I've played Skyrim, and that's not until 11/11/11.


And don't forget the 200 hours of gameplay that must follow.
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#6 Oct 12 2011 at 7:07 PM Rating: Good
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Wait...again? How many dates has this thing planned?
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#7 Oct 12 2011 at 7:18 PM Rating: Good
Sweet, we've got a house party scheduled. And I just bought a 1.75L bottle of The Kraken.

Time to party like it's 1999 2011 2011 again for real this time!

Edited, Oct 12th 2011 9:18pm by catwho
#8 Oct 12 2011 at 7:22 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
Wait...again? How many dates has this thing planned?


I want to say this is the 3rd... or 5th...

Definitely at least the 3rd though.

Add 1 if you count the fact that medieval people believed it would happen around year 1000.
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#9 Oct 12 2011 at 7:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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This would be Harold Camping's second time at bat.

He also predicted the May 21, 2011 one.

Edited, Oct 12th 2011 9:27pm by lolgaxe
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#10 Oct 12 2011 at 8:53 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
This would be Harold Camping's second time at bat.

He also predicted the May 21, 2011 one.

Edited, Oct 12th 2011 9:27pm by lolgaxe


The May 21st prediction wasn't his first. He had another a few years ago, 2009 maybe.
#11 Oct 12 2011 at 9:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's a good friend's birthday. I'm sure this is all her fault somehow.
#12 Oct 12 2011 at 9:31 PM Rating: Good
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Close Raolan, the last two prediction dates before this year was on May 21, 1988, and September 6, 1994. Once a nutter always a nutter. Smiley: lol
#13 Oct 12 2011 at 9:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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I predict tomorrow as the day the Rapture happens.

Eventually I'll be right.
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#14 Oct 12 2011 at 9:40 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
I predict tomorrow as the day the Rapture happens.

Eventually I'll be right.


I can't help but believe that this is false.
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#15 Oct 12 2011 at 9:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
I predict tomorrow as the day the Rapture happens.

Eventually I'll be right.


I can't help but believe that this is false.


Buzzkill.Smiley: glare
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Close Raolan, the last two prediction dates before this year was on May 21, 1988, and September 6, 1994. Once a nutter always a nutter. Smiley: lol


Meh, I knew there was a 9 in there somewhere.
#17 Oct 12 2011 at 10:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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catwho wrote:
And I just bought a 1.75L bottle of The Kraken.
That stuff is darker than Seal's circumcision scar.
#18 Oct 13 2011 at 3:34 AM Rating: Good
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Pfft, the world can't end I've a heavy session planned for the 1st of November.

Also I think it's the day that Camping will just die and leave us all alone. He'll have predicted his own death, that or he's the only righteous man left worth saving.
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#19 Oct 13 2011 at 6:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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I've got Duvel and Satan beer for the occasion. I figured it'd be appropriate.
#20 Oct 13 2011 at 10:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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catwho wrote:
And I just bought a 1.75L bottle of The Kraken.
That stuff is darker than Seal's circumcision scar.


Yep, when I was making a Kraken Coke to test it out at a party last weekend, I thought someone had actually filled the bottle with coke to pre-mix it or something. Nope. It's already cola colored even at 47% alcohol.
#21 Oct 13 2011 at 11:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Alcoholic drinks that too dark to let through light are good alcoholic drinks.
Although I prefer mine with 5-15% ABV.God bless (Imperial) stouts!
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Although I prefer mine with 5-15% ABV.God bless (Imperial Oatmeal) stouts!


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#23 Oct 13 2011 at 6:17 PM Rating: Good
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Oatmeal stouts and milk/sweet stouts and imperial stouts and hmmmmmmmm.
Black beer is good beer.
#24 Oct 13 2011 at 8:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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If anyone would die to prevent Rapture, it would HAVE to be Bob Barker. I can't picture anyone else that could pull it off.
#25 Oct 13 2011 at 9:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
which Man Amongst Men is it going to be this time to protect us?

Betty White.

god I hope not, I love that ole girl
#26 Oct 21 2011 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
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A little more than five more hours! Smiley: popcorn
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