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#1 Oct 11 2011 at 12:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Do you think Dwarf tossing should be legal(again)?
Hell yeah! who doesn't like to toss a Dwarf now and then? :17 (56.7%)
No, Dwarf tossing is definitely against the Dwarf rights. :1 (3.3%)
I'm a Dwarf and I resent this poll!:3 (10.0%)
Wait... I thought we tossed gnomes, not Dwarves:9 (30.0%)
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http://www.610wiod.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=124415&article=9234905

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MELBOURNE, Fla. - Dwarf tossing... It's on the minds of voters and representatives throughout the Sunshine State.

Rep. Ritch Workman (R-Melbourne) is fighting to get a state law banning dwarf tossing repealed, saying that it is not up to the state to decide who citizens can or cannot toss.

Workman says it's about not letting the government trample our individual liberties. He says if local governments want to ban dwarf tossing, fine, but the state government should not be involved in the issue.


So where do you toss your vote on this important issue?
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#2 Oct 11 2011 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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Fuck yeah Dwarf Tossing. More jobs for them, more fun for alcoholics. Win win.
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#3 Oct 11 2011 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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This looks strangely familiar... Smiley: smile
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#4 Oct 11 2011 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: lol I saw it on Fark this afternoon and clearly Jophs Title was not obvious enough on the topic Smiley: tongue

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#5 Oct 11 2011 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good
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This needs to be an Olympic sport.
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#6 Oct 11 2011 at 1:55 PM Rating: Decent
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I think it's kind of funny an article like that would be based in the very town that I live in.

I live in Melbourne, but I've never seen any dwarf folks, so I don't see the relevance.
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Kuwoobie wrote:
I live in Melbourne, but I've never seen any dwarf folks...


That's because they live inside your walls. Smiley: nod
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Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
This needs to be an Olympic sport.
It would be infinitely more entertaining than curling.
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lolgaxe wrote:
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
This needs to be an Olympic sport.
It would be infinitely more entertaining than curling.


Combine them: Dwarf curling.
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someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
This needs to be an Olympic sport.
It would be infinitely more entertaining than curling.


Combine them: Dwarf curling.
International Appeal. Well, at least Canadian appeal.
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
This needs to be an Olympic sport.
It would be infinitely more entertaining than curling.


Combine them: Dwarf curling.
International Appeal. Well, at least Canadian appeal.


Canadians would be too offended to watch it, but too polite to complain about it.
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Need a movie based on the Jamaican Dwarf Curling Team.
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Need a movie based on the Jamaican Dwarf Curling Team.

"Feel the rhythm, don't let them fidget,
Get on up and go curl a midget!
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So that's where the ************* get the whole "punt the Tarutaru" joke from.

I think dwarf tossing falls under assault and battery, honestly.
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I think dwarf tossing falls under assault and battery, honestly.

Please, you know they're asking for it, being all short and stuff Smiley: rolleyes
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DSD wrote:
catwho wrote:

I think dwarf tossing falls under assault and battery, honestly.

Please, you know they're asking for it, being all short and stuff Smiley: rolleyes


Plus, if you hit one on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

But don't lose a fight to a dwarf, because then you become one too.
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#17 Oct 11 2011 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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catwho wrote:
I think dwarf tossing falls under assault and battery, honestly.
So does every other contact sport.
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Eske Esquire wrote:
Kuwoobie wrote:
I live in Melbourne, but I've never seen any dwarf folks...


That's because they live inside your walls. Smiley: nod


Dwarves = wall weasels?
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#19 Oct 11 2011 at 7:02 PM Rating: Default
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funny dwarf related story, <insert 6 degrees of separation>, this lady has a son who is autistic, apparently he is capable of being left on his own. Anyhow the other day she came home to her son freaking out about a troll he caught, and hid in closet. So the lady goes to the closet which has furniture in front of it and hears banging and screaming. After she opens the closet a dwarven Jehovah's Witness petitioner jumps out.

I nearly pissed myself when I hear this.
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Paradox wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
Kuwoobie wrote:
I live in Melbourne, but I've never seen any dwarf folks...


That's because they live inside your walls. Smiley: nod


Dwarves = wall weasels?


Dwarves bite more.
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Eske Esquire wrote:
Paradox wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
Kuwoobie wrote:
I live in Melbourne, but I've never seen any dwarf folks...


That's because they live inside your walls. Smiley: nod


Dwarves = wall weasels?


Dwarves bite more.


You clearly have little experience with wall weasels.
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Timelordwho wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
Paradox wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
Kuwoobie wrote:
I live in Melbourne, but I've never seen any dwarf folks...


That's because they live inside your walls. Smiley: nod


Dwarves = wall weasels?


Dwarves bite more.


You clearly have little experience with wall weasels.


Are they better or worse than ceiling stoats?
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#24 Oct 12 2011 at 5:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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catwho wrote:
So that's where the moogle@#%^ers get the whole "punt the Tarutaru" joke from.

I think dwarf tossing falls under assault and battery, honestly.
It's not assault and battery when you agree to do it and get paid for it. In Florida it is illegal for them to do it for entertainment. It was never legal to just grab a random dwarf off the street and start tossing him around.
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