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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Tch, only 56. That was rather unexpected.
He was incompatible with the life saving apparatus. When questioned, Bill Gates had no comment.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
He was incompatible with the life saving apparatus. When questioned, Bill Gates had no comment. said he warned him about running Windows.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
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Dammit, now getting a black turtleneck and being the Ghost of Steve Jobs for Halloween won't be quite as funny.
RIP Apple man
RIP Apple man
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
You know it was going to happen after the presentation of the 4s yesterday. Apple cashed in on his insurance to prevent profit loss.
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Paradox wrote:
Tch, only 56. That was rather unexpected.
He had pancreatic cancer. I'm amazed he managed to survive as long as he did.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
lolgaxe wrote:
He was incompatible with the life saving apparatus. When questioned, Bill Gates had no comment.
You're evil.
Edited, Oct 5th 2011 10:57pm by Nadenu
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Paradox wrote:
Tch, only 56. That was rather unexpected.
He had pancreatic cancer. I'm amazed he managed to survive as long as he did.
On top of a liver transplant iirc.
i-Know! Right?
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Paradox wrote:
Tch, only 56. That was rather unexpected.
You underestimate the medical effects of giant piles of money to throw at the problem.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Steve Jobs is the type of guy that you can honestly wonder how different our world, our tech world in this case, might be if he'd not been what he was and did what he did.
rip
rip
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I'm surprised at how affected by sadness I felt at learning he died. It's not really fair on the other Apple developers and workforce, but Steve Jobs is really the only face of Apple I knew of. I've got a lot of good will towards Mac operating systems and programs, and towards my iphone, and it seems to transfer back to affection towards Jobs. The obvious, corny and yet hilarious joke to me is the meme "iSad" going around. RIP tech phenomenon.
Jophiel wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Paradox wrote:
Tch, only 56. That was rather unexpected.
You underestimate the medical effects of giant piles of money to throw at the problem.
It seems to have worked for Magic Johnson.
Edit: also, wasn't that an episode of South Park?
Edited, Oct 6th 2011 8:57am by Demea
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Christ, my facebook is full of this already... oh well.
It's too bad he died, especially at only 56. He was revolutionary, but not a god; his leadership f*cked up Apple for years before they reinvented themselves with the iPad and iPhone (hence why they fired him before rehiring him). He learned from his mistakes and became a huge marketing force, and a wonderful story of someone who, with the right skills and a lot of effort, can succeed in today's market.
I've never used any Apple products and don't plan on it, but I respect him for what he did. He also gave some darn good speeches.
It's too bad he died, especially at only 56. He was revolutionary, but not a god; his leadership f*cked up Apple for years before they reinvented themselves with the iPad and iPhone (hence why they fired him before rehiring him). He learned from his mistakes and became a huge marketing force, and a wonderful story of someone who, with the right skills and a lot of effort, can succeed in today's market.
I've never used any Apple products and don't plan on it, but I respect him for what he did. He also gave some darn good speeches.
In related news, Westboro up to their usual ill-conceived shenanigans again.
Sometimes I love Twitter. Comment related to article.
Edited, Oct 6th 2011 2:13pm by lolgaxe
Sometimes I love Twitter. Comment related to article.
Edited, Oct 6th 2011 2:13pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
In related news, Westboro up to their usual ill-conceived shenanigans again.
Sometimes I love Twitter. Comment related to article.
Edited, Oct 6th 2011 2:13pm by lolgaxe
Sometimes I love Twitter. Comment related to article.
Edited, Oct 6th 2011 2:13pm by lolgaxe
Fred better be careful, if anyone has an open line to the big-guy in the sky, it's Jobs.
...can ya hear me now?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
lolgaxe wrote:
In related news, Westboro up to their usual ill-conceived shenanigans again.
Sometimes I love Twitter. Comment related to article.
Edited, Oct 6th 2011 2:13pm by lolgaxe
Sometimes I love Twitter. Comment related to article.
Edited, Oct 6th 2011 2:13pm by lolgaxe
the article wrote:
Yes, this tweet was sent via Twitter for iPhone. The irony here is almost unbelievable.
Doesn't that make Steve an instrument of God?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
No no, she said god created it, ergo Steve is god.
According to her they will be protesting god's funeral.
Edited, Oct 6th 2011 5:44pm by Xsarus
According to her they will be protesting god's funeral.
Edited, Oct 6th 2011 5:44pm by Xsarus
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Debalic wrote:
Doesn't that make Steve an instrument of God?
You assume they are speaking with some measure of logic behind their words, rather than the verbal diarrhea it ends up being.
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He made a big contribution to our technology!!!
Demea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Paradox wrote:
Tch, only 56. That was rather unexpected.
You underestimate the medical effects of giant piles of money to throw at the problem.
It seems to have worked for Magic Johnson.
Edit: also, wasn't that an episode of South Park?
Edited, Oct 6th 2011 8:57am by Demea
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