(1) Hang out at my job for 13 years
(2) Post on Alla's a lot
(3) ???
(4) Get offered job doing essentially the same thing for considerably more money
(5) Profit!
Probably will have to give up the Alla's daytime posting habit though. Try not to miss me while the sun is up.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You got offered a job to hang out and post on Alla's?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Who are you again?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I'd say woo a chance to catch up but fuck your headstart. Good luck keeping your sanity.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
I'd say woo a chance to catch up but fuck your headstart. Good luck keeping your sanity.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Congratulations, Joph!! That's great news. Good luck!
gbaji wrote:
You got offered a job to hang out and post on Alla's?
With a Democrat in the White House, the system finally works!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I hope this system works for me
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
gbaji wrote:
You got offered a job to hang out and post on Alla's?
You'd be suprised how often that happens actually.
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Sellout! What kind of person takes the big money job if they have to post less.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
gbaji wrote:
You got offered a job to hang out and post on Alla's?
You'd be suprised how often that happens actually.
I'm sure I could manage to up the quality of my posts if I were given sufficient compensation...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Congrats Joph. Now Gbaji might get some work done.
Just as Planned.
Congrats! 
You need to get yourself an smart-phone that you can post from while pretending to be sending off a very important text-message to a client.
You need to get yourself an smart-phone that you can post from while pretending to be sending off a very important text-message to a client.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Giving my two weeks today. I'm bizarrely nervous about it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
How white of you.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
How white of you.
Being nervous or giving a two week notice? I'd never thought of either as Caucasian characteristics.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I think he means "having a job"
Racist!
Racist!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Elinda wrote:
Congrats!
You need to get yourself an smart-phone that you can post from while pretending to be sending off a very important text-message to a client.
You need to get yourself an smart-phone that you can post from while pretending to be sending off a very important text-message to a client.
I post on my EVO Shift all the time now; I don't even need the mobile site.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Well done sir. I hope I don't have to wait 13 years to do the same, it's been 7 already and I don't think I could take another 3.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Congrats Joph!
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Posted: Oct 05 2011 at 10:11 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Your master plan for getting out of our bet.
I wouldn't worry. You quit the forums a month ago, remember?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Or anything else.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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