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#2452 Mar 04 2012 at 11:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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I've heard that virgins don't produce children!


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Guess we shouldn't allow them to marry then, eh?


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Well then they definitely shouldn't be allowed to marry!


Beat you to it. Smiley: cool

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#2453Almalieque, Posted: Mar 04 2012 at 12:00 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You do realize that we have more than 2 senses right?
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Quick, someone build a time machine and go ask Helen Keller if she ever got horny.


You do realize that we have more than 2 senses right?

"that **** smells so good, I'm so wet right now" - Helen Keller
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#2455 Mar 04 2012 at 1:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Quick, someone build a time machine and go ask Helen Keller if she ever got horny.
You do realize that we have more than 2 senses right?
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#2456Almalieque, Posted: Mar 04 2012 at 3:25 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Ignoring the obvious fact that smell plays a notable role in sexual attraction, I'm not sure why you would go with smell over, I don't know, touch.
#2457 Mar 04 2012 at 3:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
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Quick, someone build a time machine and go ask Helen Keller if she ever got horny.


You do realize that we have more than 2 senses right?

"that **** smells so good, I'm so wet right now" - Helen Keller


Ignoring the obvious fact that smell plays a notable role in sexual attraction, I'm not sure why you would go with smell over, I don't know, touch.



I am gonna guess: Because it wouldn't have been as funny.
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#2458 Mar 04 2012 at 3:32 PM Rating: Excellent
Damnit, I didn't think this would go so fast on a sunday. I was aiming for the 2449 lock :(
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#2459Almalieque, Posted: Mar 04 2012 at 3:35 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) haha.. too late, the damage is done.. It's all gravy from here
#2460 Mar 04 2012 at 3:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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He's mocking you. I beleive that's grounds for a banning.
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#2461 Mar 04 2012 at 3:40 PM Rating: Excellent
I have an idea for a new kind of banning. What happens is from the posters perspective nothing has changed, but for everyone else non of their posts show up at all. It would be hilarious.
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#2462 Mar 04 2012 at 4:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Do that.
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I'm game. Let's give it a go.
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#2464Almalieque, Posted: Mar 04 2012 at 9:57 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) That would be hilarious, until people start complaining about being bored. If you haven't noticed, I've shortened my posts, so it matters not to me.
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I plan on making general and ambiguous replies to certain posters in choice threads just so that they're never quite certain if they're banned or not.

And what Alma most recently posted is once again, hugely flawed. I'd point them out specifically, but I feel they're just so obvious it doesn't even need to be said.
#2466Almalieque, Posted: Mar 04 2012 at 10:58 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Over the years, you have proven yourself to know just enough to be dangerous, but completely off in the overall logic department.. In other words, you have the tools, but fail to use them properly. A constant disappointment.
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I have an idea for a new kind of banning. What happens is from the posters perspective nothing has changed, but for everyone else non of their posts show up at all. It would be hilarious.


Allakhazam already has that implemented, you just need to turn it on.
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#2468 Mar 05 2012 at 3:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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I plan on making general and ambiguous replies to certain posters in choice threads just so that they're never quite certain if they're banned or not.

And what Alma most recently posted is once again, hugely flawed. I'd point them out specifically, but I feel they're just so obvious it doesn't even need to be said.


Over the years, you have proven yourself to know just enough to be dangerous, but completely off in the overall logic department.. In other words, you have the tools, but fail to use them properly. A constant disappointment.
Yes, Allegory is off in the logic department. Also, gbaji's posts are too short and Joph needs to lurk less.
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#2469 Mar 05 2012 at 6:54 AM Rating: Good
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I plan on making general and ambiguous replies to certain posters in choice threads just so that they're never quite certain if they're banned or not.

And what Alma most recently posted is once again, hugely flawed. I'd point them out specifically, but I feel they're just so obvious it doesn't even need to be said.


Over the years, you have proven yourself to know just enough to be dangerous, but completely off in the overall logic department.. In other words, you have the tools, but fail to use them properly. A constant disappointment.
Yes, Allegory is off in the logic department. Also, gbaji's posts are too short and Joph needs to lurk less.


I find it telling that Alma views those who disagree with him, and can articulate themselves, as "dangerous". Dangerous to his fragile, but heavily guarded ego, perhaps?
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#2470 Mar 05 2012 at 7:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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On some level, most conservatives consider new ideas (and the people who hold them) dangerous. How else would you explain the hysteria over any social change?

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#2471 Mar 05 2012 at 8:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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The hilarity in it all is the arguments they make are pretty much the same arguments they would have made against women's rights and freeing slaves and such.
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#2472 Mar 05 2012 at 9:21 AM Rating: Good
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On some level, most conservatives consider new ideas (and the people who hold them) dangerous.
People with new ideas aren't dangerous, they're looney.
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#2473Almalieque, Posted: Mar 05 2012 at 11:29 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I'm glad that you agree.
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#2475Almalieque, Posted: Mar 05 2012 at 11:35 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Smiley: dubious
#2476Almalieque, Posted: Mar 05 2012 at 11:38 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) There you go again pretending that one political party behaves differently from another party. As an independent, it becomes more blatantly obvious that both main parties behave in similar ways. When other people begin to realize that, then maybe we can move away from this polarized system into something more effective.
#2477 Mar 05 2012 at 11:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Allegory wrote:
I plan on making general and ambiguous replies to certain posters in choice threads just so that they're never quite certain if they're banned or not.

And what Alma most recently posted is once again, hugely flawed. I'd point them out specifically, but I feel they're just so obvious it doesn't even need to be said.


Over the years, you have proven yourself to know just enough to be dangerous, but completely off in the overall logic department.. In other words, you have the tools, but fail to use them properly. A constant disappointment.
Yes, Allegory is off in the logic department. Also, gbaji's posts are too short and Joph needs to lurk less.



I find it telling that Alma views those who disagree with him, and can articulate themselves, as "dangerous". Dangerous to his fragile, but heavily guarded ego, perhaps?


The reality is, Allegory is echelons above most of the posters here, but not at the top. He has the structure to be a great debater, but somehow lacks certain things preventing him from being a "power house". The rest of you all, excluding a few, have absolutely nothing notable other than persistence of ignorance and stupidity.


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#2478Almalieque, Posted: Mar 05 2012 at 12:00 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I'm glad that you have such high spirits. Sometimes the truth hurts.. Keep it up!
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#2481Almalieque, Posted: Mar 05 2012 at 12:37 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) shhhh.. it's ok.. just take it...
#2482 Mar 05 2012 at 4:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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shhhh.. it's ok.. just take it...



Did Alma just Gbaji Nadenu?

Edited, Mar 5th 2012 2:42pm by stupidmonkey
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#2483 Mar 05 2012 at 6:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
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Nadenu wrote:
It hurts. It really hurts.


shhhh.. it's ok.. just take it...



Did Alma just Gbaji Nadenu?

Edited, Mar 5th 2012 2:42pm by stupidmonkey

He should be banned for it, I think.
#2484 Mar 05 2012 at 6:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
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On some level, most conservatives consider new ideas (and the people who hold them) dangerous. How else would you explain the hysteria over any social change?



There you go again pretending that one political party behaves differently from another party. As an independent, it becomes more blatantly obvious that both main parties behave in similar ways. When other people begin to realize that, then maybe we can move away from this polarized system into something more effective.



"Conservative" is not a political party in the U.S. Try again.

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Alma last post contained the a largely predictable ad hominem, and other have gone to lengths to point out the specifics as to whyt. His most recent points concerning the posters above me do warrant some further consideration, though considerable more concrete evidence is required. As it stands, it's now purely anecdotal.

Tip Xsarus: you should still show that they have posted, but not the contents. It will be funnier that way.

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Alma's the real reason God hates America.


But God is an American.

If he's an American who hates America, then he must be a liberal.

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#2487Almalieque, Posted: Mar 05 2012 at 10:07 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Although Republicans are often referred to as "conservatives", you are correct. However, that doesn't change my point. You're still pretending that LIBERALS behave any differently than CONSERVATIVES. It's called concept.
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Almalieque wrote:
Although Republicans are often referred to as "conservatives", you are correct. However, that doesn't change my point. You're still pretending that LIBERALS behave any differently than CONSERVATIVES. It's called concept.

Alright, I'll be trolled into responding.

They do behave differently, as a statistical group. To argue that they don't is ludicrous. Conservatives are more likely to go to church regularly than liberals. Liberals watch more comedies while conservatives watch more reality TV.

Almost any two demographics, especially ideologically opposed ones, are bound to be behave differently. It would be weird if they weren't. Hindus eat vastly more vegetarian dishes than Christians, is that odd?
#2490 Mar 06 2012 at 7:56 AM Rating: Good
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Well, he qualifies for the Westboro reason, also. He's covering a lot of bases.
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He can't qualify, Westboro is wrong about teh gayz.
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#2492Almalieque, Posted: Mar 06 2012 at 9:41 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Let me clarify. I was referencing to politicians. When I say they behave the same way, I was referring to in a political sense. For example, both parties want the other party to fail so they can win, while at the same time ridiculing them for being a failure.
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It's not his fault all the pages are blank.
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It's not his fault all the pages are blank.

Probably not blank. More crayon scribblings.
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Almalieque wrote:
Let me clarify. I was referencing to politicians. When I say they behave the same way, I was referring to in a political sense. For example, both parties want the other party to fail so they can win, while at the same time ridiculing them for being a failure.

But it's still not true in any meaningful way. Just because because liars exist in both parties doesn't mean they lie to the same extent, in the same way, about the same things. There is a state in between being exactly the same and being irreconcilably opposed.
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Almalieque wrote:
Let me clarify. I was referencing to politicians. When I say they behave the same way, I was referring to in a political sense. For example, both parties want the other party to fail so they can win, while at the same time ridiculing them for being a failure.

But it's still not true in any meaningful way. Just because because liars exist in both parties doesn't mean they lie to the same extent, in the same way, about the same things. There is a state in between being exactly the same and being irreconcilably opposed.
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It's pretty sad that I have to make that clarification for you. Smiley: frown

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#2499Almalieque, Posted: Mar 06 2012 at 8:33 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) awwwww.. look at you trying to fit in.. that's so nice. You know that you have a better understanding. I think your problem is that you aren't unbiased with the tools that you know. It appears that you purposely skew applications in order to get the results that you want, which just so happens to be your opinion. Haven't given it much thought, but that's what it seems like.
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