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#2402 Mar 01 2012 at 9:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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#2403 Mar 01 2012 at 9:36 PM Rating: Good
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It's a trap.
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#2404 Mar 01 2012 at 9:36 PM Rating: Good
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Let's race to page 50 before then.

No, Alma, you're stupid! And a virgin.
#2405 Mar 01 2012 at 9:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Since my purpose is to avoid that, I'll renege on my agreement if it hits 50 first Smiley: grin
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#2406 Mar 01 2012 at 9:52 PM Rating: Default
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what happens at 50?
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#2407 Mar 01 2012 at 9:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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We've reached my arbitrary limit.
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#2408 Mar 01 2012 at 9:56 PM Rating: Default
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Limit says the "TILT" guy.
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#2409 Mar 01 2012 at 9:56 PM Rating: Good
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What Joph said.
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Your limits are set much too low.
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#2411 Mar 01 2012 at 9:58 PM Rating: Good
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Is this thread about the likelihood of a small army of weasels taking over a Starbucks location yet?
#2412 Mar 01 2012 at 9:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, Dunkin Donuts.
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#2413 Mar 01 2012 at 10:00 PM Rating: Good
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Speaking of DD, I stopped at one this morning to try their new steak and egg bagel sandwich. It was dry and uninspiring.

Edited, Mar 1st 2012 11:02pm by Turin
#2414 Mar 01 2012 at 10:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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There's one like twenty feet from the front door of my armory, so every morning I walk past it to a real deli to get my coffee and bagel.
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#2415 Mar 01 2012 at 10:04 PM Rating: Good
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havent seen a DD going on 15 years, since Tim Hortons monopolized the coffee/donut business up here.
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#2416 Mar 01 2012 at 10:09 PM Rating: Good
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Edward Scissorhands coffee/donut shop? I'd totally go.
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You mean Tim Burton's?
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#2418 Mar 01 2012 at 10:56 PM Rating: Good
We used to have DD in this town until a crazy person killed the baker in one of them.

True story.

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#2419Almalieque, Posted: Mar 02 2012 at 3:31 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Wait, so are you using a sexual preference as an insult? Funny how that works...
#2420 Mar 02 2012 at 6:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
Guenny wrote:
Let's race to page 50 before then.

No, Alma, you're stupid! And a virgin.


Wait, so are you using a sexual preference as an insult? Funny how that works...


I guess you could call it a preference, the preference of those with whom you interacted.
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#2421 Mar 02 2012 at 7:01 AM Rating: Excellent
Wait, so Alma's a virgin?

That's ***.
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#2422 Mar 02 2012 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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ITT virgin is a sexual preference.
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Well, there's asexuality.

And like all sexualities, it's rarely a choice.

Edited, Mar 2nd 2012 10:46am by lolgaxe
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#2424 Mar 02 2012 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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ITT virgin is a sexual preference.


Hey now, he's just waiting for the right gal.



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#2425 Mar 02 2012 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good
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Almalieque wrote:
Guenny wrote:
Let's race to page 50 before then.

No, Alma, you're stupid! And a virgin.


Wait, so are you using a sexual preference as an insult? Funny how that works...


I only insult you because you're a male virgin.
#2426 Mar 02 2012 at 12:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Guenny wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
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Let's race to page 50 before then.

No, Alma, you're stupid! And a virgin.


Wait, so are you using a sexual preference as an insult? Funny how that works...


I only insult you because you're a male virgin.


Huh?
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#2427 Mar 02 2012 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
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Discrimination based on gender, etc.
#2428 Mar 02 2012 at 1:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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#2429 Mar 02 2012 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
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It's all about sticking it to tha man.
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#2430 Mar 02 2012 at 1:36 PM Rating: Good
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I think it's called karma.
#2431 Mar 02 2012 at 2:38 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
It's all about sticking it to tha man.


But he's a virgin...
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#2432 Mar 03 2012 at 11:16 PM Rating: Default
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Sweetums wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
It's all about sticking it to tha man.


But he's a virgin...


Amazing how a bunch of pro-homosexual people ridicule virgins. You can't get any more hypocritical than that.
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#2433 Mar 03 2012 at 11:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
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lolgaxe wrote:
It's all about sticking it to tha man.


But he's a virgin...


Amazing how a bunch of pro-homosexual people ridicule virgins. You can't get any more hypocritical than that.

Maybe because they are completely different?
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#2434 Mar 03 2012 at 11:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
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lolgaxe wrote:
It's all about sticking it to tha man.


But he's a virgin...


Amazing how a bunch of pro-homosexual people ridicule virgins. You can't get any more hypocritical than that.


So what you're saying is that you're ***?
#2435 Mar 04 2012 at 12:03 AM Rating: Default
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Almalieque wrote:
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lolgaxe wrote:
It's all about sticking it to tha man.


But he's a virgin...


Amazing how a bunch of pro-homosexual people ridicule virgins. You can't get any more hypocritical than that.

Maybe because they are completely different?


Which is even funnier. So people claim that discrimination against race is the same as or similar to discrimination of a sexuality. However, discriminating against someone's sexual preference is COMPLETELY different than discriminating against someone's sexual preference.Smiley: oyvey
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#2436 Mar 04 2012 at 12:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
However, discriminating against someone's sexual preference is COMPLETELY different than discriminating against someone's sexual preference.Smiley: oyvey

Can you believe there are people who think virgins are just born that way?
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However, discriminating against someone's sexual preference is COMPLETELY different than discriminating against someone's sexual preference.Smiley: oyvey

Can you believe there are people who think virgins are just born that way?


Disgusting. They shouldn't be allowed to go about pretending to be normal humans. If you can even call them people.
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I've heard that virgins don't produce children!
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#2439 Mar 04 2012 at 12:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
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It's all about sticking it to tha man.


But he's a virgin...


Amazing how a bunch of pro-homosexual people ridicule virgins. You can't get any more hypocritical than that.

Maybe because they are completely different?

Unless he's asexual. That's a state of sexuality too.

/Alma is a fool, but I don't get why people bash his virginity.
//No, I'm not a virgin, I just don't see it as a fault.
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I've heard that virgins don't produce children!


Guess we shouldn't allow them to marry then, eh?
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Almalieque wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Sweetums wrote:
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It's all about sticking it to tha man.


But he's a virgin...


Amazing how a bunch of pro-homosexual people ridicule virgins. You can't get any more hypocritical than that.

Maybe because they are completely different?


Which is even funnier. So people claim that discrimination against race is the same as or similar to discrimination of a sexuality. However, discriminating against someone's sexual preference is COMPLETELY different than discriminating against someone's sexual preference.Smiley: oyvey
See, I'm going to ruin the whole joke and say the difference is that we're implying that nobody finds you desirable
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You gave that up pretty easily, what would your parents say?
#2443Almalieque, Posted: Mar 04 2012 at 2:03 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Well people have this belief that people are born with feelings towards things without any previous knowledge of their existence. So, if that is indeed the truth, then it is possible for someone to be born with the feelings against ***.
#2444Almalieque, Posted: Mar 04 2012 at 2:09 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I think you're telling on yourself if you think desirability is necessary for ***.
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This thread can stay now because this page actually made me lol.

Though I know understand why Alma is so confused, doesn't even know what sexual preference means.

*chuckle* "I hear virgins can't have children" . . . oh, you!

Edited, Mar 4th 2012 7:40am by SillyXSara
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#2446 Mar 04 2012 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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I've heard that virgins don't produce children!

Well then they definitely shouldn't be allowed to marry!
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Almalieque wrote:
Well people have this belief that people are born with feelings towards things without any previous knowledge of their existence. So, if that is indeed the truth, then it is possible for someone to be born with the feelings against ***.
Just to be pedantic, and not actually address the whole of this post, people can actually be born asexual. For example a male may have no *** drive. Then when he takes up muscle-building sports or activities, this may boost his testosterone levels, which in turn may boost his sexuality to the point he now is interested in other people sexually, when he wasn't interested in people sexually before.

Conversely a sick male who was previously sexual may lose all interest in *** if his testosterone levels drop too far.
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The *** drive can also be affected by organic changes in the brain. It's more complicated than a binary (or trinary) system.

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#2449Almalieque, Posted: Mar 04 2012 at 11:13 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Yes, because choosing who you become sexually intimate with has nothing to do with sexual preference! And I'm the confused one?Smiley: laugh
#2450Almalieque, Posted: Mar 04 2012 at 11:18 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) That's only if you believe people are born with feelings towards something that they don't know exist. I personally believe people do not have feelings for ANYTHING until that something appeals to one of their senses first.
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Quick, someone build a time machine and go ask Helen Keller if she ever got horny.
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